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Funny story: Porcine Tendencies at SCOTUS?

Porcine Tendencies at SCOTUS?

Conservatives are wondering today if the long held tradition of the Supreme Court keeping its decisions secret until their official release to the public has been broken. Yesterday, President Obama spoke about the SCOTUS deliberation of the Pati...
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Funny story: Kagan Flips the Bird to Senators

Kagan Flips the Bird to Senators

It was the end of the day in the Senate confirmation hearings for Elena Kagan's nomination to the Supreme Court. As expected, the Republican members of the committee had been rude, insulting, and sarcastic. As the members of the committee were pa...
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Funny story: Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan 'knew Clinton had a wife and kids in London'

Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan 'knew Clinton had a wife and kids in London'

Washington AC/DC - (Bigamist Ass Mess): The sordid Clinton impeachment cover-up continues with the news today that the Supreme Court nominee who defended Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit knew that 'his only legal marriage' was in 1972 to a Bri...
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Funny story: Elena "Shorty" Kagan Nixes Nickname

Elena "Shorty" Kagan Nixes Nickname

"Sure it's an honor to be nominated for the U. S. Supreme Court," Kagan admitted yesterday to a reporter, continuing, "but I hate all the stuff that goes with it." Standing only three inches over five feet, Kagan had been nicknamed "Shorty" by...
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Funny story: Elena Kagan And Janet Napolitano Get "Janet Reno" Special Haircut

Elena Kagan And Janet Napolitano Get "Janet Reno" Special Haircut

A Washington insider broke the news this morning that Obama Supreme Court nominee, Elena Kagan, and Homeland Security Czar, Janet Napolitano, use the same barber to style their hair. In connection with this, the Wall Street Journal denied that its pi...
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Funny story: Kagan the Mother of Trig Palin

Kagan the Mother of Trig Palin

Washington, DC - Andrew Sullivan, America's premiere investigative journalist, who once famously kinda proved Sarah Palin was not the mother of her soi-disant son Trig -- and who's been furiously tracking the sexual orientation of Supreme Court nomin...
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Funny story: Obama picks Kagan to replace resigned Brown as PM, assures UK citizens "labour-free government will continue" and no hard feelings about 1812, either

Obama picks Kagan to replace resigned Brown as PM, assures UK citizens "labour-free government will continue" and no hard feelings about 1812, either

After a month long search, President Barack Obama has chosen Elena Kagan, his solicitor general and a former dean of Harvard Law School, to succeed the retiring PM Gordon Brown. News that the retiring PM would be replaced via selection of a stand...
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