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Funny story: The State of Texas Discontinues The Practice of Giving Death Row Inmates Who Are To Be Executed Their "Last Meal" Request

The State of Texas Discontinues The Practice of Giving Death Row Inmates Who Are To Be Executed Their "Last Meal" Request

HUNTSVILLE, Texas - Convicted criminal Lawrence Russell Brewer was convicted of a crime so horribly heinous that it cannot even be mentioned in a family publication. The state of Texas has historically allowed any convict who is getting ready to b...
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Funny story: Rick Perry Reveals What Role "Old Sparky" The Electric Chair Will Play In His Presidency

Rick Perry Reveals What Role "Old Sparky" The Electric Chair Will Play In His Presidency

COTTON BALLS, South Carolina - Rick Perry's "Good Old Boy Bus Tour" pulled into the history-rich town of Cotton Balls, South Carolina. The town is noted for being the place where back on March 13, 1863, a regiment of Confederate cavalrymen led by...
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Funny story: If Texas Governor Rick "The Electric Chair" Perry Runs In The GOP Primaries Sarah Palin Better Just Head On Back To Alaska

If Texas Governor Rick "The Electric Chair" Perry Runs In The GOP Primaries Sarah Palin Better Just Head On Back To Alaska

AUSTIN - The word out of the Texas state capital is that Governor Rick Perry has still not quite decided if he is going to run for the office of president of the United States. One of his good friends and fellow Texan actor Matthew McConaughey rec...
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Funny story: This is my life! Not A bloody buggering Ricky Gervais comedy screams office boss Claire Fullbright

This is my life! Not A bloody buggering Ricky Gervais comedy screams office boss Claire Fullbright

Human Relations Occasionally magazine reporters today revealed that former office supervisor Claire Fullbright has been sectioned under the 'Not Quite Playing With A Full Deck' act after she cracked up at the offices of Hammer And Tongs in Kiddermins...
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Funny story: US Dusts Off Julius & Ethel Rosenberg Electric Chair For Wikileaks' Julian Assange

US Dusts Off Julius & Ethel Rosenberg Electric Chair For Wikileaks' Julian Assange

Terrorism-abettor and accused rapist Julian Assange was arrested on a European arrest warrant in London monday, and spokespersons for the US State Department say that they will seek extradition to the US, where he will receive a fair trial, be convic...
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Funny story: Electric Chairs 'Create Einsteins'

Electric Chairs 'Create Einsteins'

[ALABAMA - PSE) After research from Oxford University scientists published this week found that applying a tiny electrical current to the brain can make people better at learning maths, evidence has now emerged from the USA that the last few moments...
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Funny story: States Lining up to be the primary for Old Sparky

States Lining up to be the primary for Old Sparky

GUANTANAMO, Cuba - Prosecutors are seeking the death penalty for the alleged conspirators in the killing of nearly 3000 people in 2001. The trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Mohammed al-Qahtani, Ramzi Binalshibh, Ali Abd al-Aziz Ali, Mustafa Ahmad al-...
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Funny story: Nebraska Declares Electrocution Cruel and Unusual Catholic Bishops say Amen

Nebraska Declares Electrocution Cruel and Unusual Catholic Bishops say Amen

Sending thousands of volts of electricity through the body of a restrained human being has been declared unconstitutional by the Nebraska State Supreme Court. Nebraska State Solicitor, J. Kill 'Em Kirk Brown argued that the law did not require th...
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Funny story: Nebraska - U.S. Court Says to 'Screw Electrocutions'!

Nebraska - U.S. Court Says to 'Screw Electrocutions'!

It was a stunning upset for death penalty advocates today as the Nebraska Supreme Court threw out Nebraska's electric chair as a method for deep-sixing those sentenced to death, referring to electrocution as "cruel and unusual punishment.&qu...
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Funny story: Solar Electric Chairs

Solar Electric Chairs

Nashville, TN (AP) - In an effort to "Go Green" Al Gore's home state of Tennessee has ordered new Solar Powered Electric Chairs from Bell+Howell. The creator of the Solar Bug Zapper is now venturing into the lucrative capital punishment...
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Funny story: Electrician Overcharges Letterman, gets Electric Chair

Electrician Overcharges Letterman, gets Electric Chair

Choteau Idaho - An electrician who miswired kitchen and bath outlets in Tonight Show host David Letterman's sprawling Choteau estate has been sentenced to thirty seconds in the Idaho electric chair. "Leaving the neutral lead on a ground...
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