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Funny story:  Obama Pushes Back Holidays Until After Election

Obama Pushes Back Holidays Until After Election

Washington, D.C. - On Friday, President Obama pushed back making a decision on the long debated Keystone XL Pipeline until after the upcoming 2014 midterm elections. Worried about upsetting his core constituencies, Mr. Obama decided that while he had...
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Funny story:  Strange Choices On Crimea Ballot

Strange Choices On Crimea Ballot

KIEV (Reuters) - Sunday's vote in Ukraine's Crimea is being officially billed as a chance for the peninsula's peoples to decide fairly and freely their future - but in fact there is no room on the ballot paper for voting "Nyet" to control by Russia.
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Funny story:  Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Lisa and Liza Kozominsky's parents always told them they could do anything they wanted, and these spunky sisters did just that by winning a City Council seat in Piginpoke Mississippi. Running on a "The KKK Wasn't That Bad" platform, the sisters, j...
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Funny story:  Michelle Obama To Run For Office

Michelle Obama To Run For Office

Washington, DC-- Michelle Obama has announced that she intends to run for political office this coming November. The first lady is borrowing a page from Hillary Clinton's playbook and will be entering the political arena. Polls already show Mrs. Ob...
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Funny story:  Pamela Anderson "I'm running for Mayor of New Jersey"

Pamela Anderson "I'm running for Mayor of New Jersey"

In an unexpected move, blonde bombshell and Baywatch superstar Pamela Anderson announced her intentions to be New Jersey's next Mayor. "This bridge too nowhere scandal really makes me mad!" said a frustrated Anderson standing on her front porch i...
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Funny story:  Mayoral "Don't Vote For Me" Plea

Mayoral "Don't Vote For Me" Plea

PORT MATILDA, PA -(AP) - A small town mayor in Pennsylvania missed the August deadline for taking his name off the ballot for an upcoming mayoral election. No one is running in opposition to him. The 70 year old man who is the current mayor is runn...
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Funny story:  Jesse Ventura, Howard Stern Announce Running For High Office In 2016

Jesse Ventura, Howard Stern Announce Running For High Office In 2016

It became official, Jesse Ventura and Howard Stern are going to be fighting it out for the Presidency and Vice Presidency of the United States of America in the 2016 elections. Last week Jesse Ventura was being interviewed on The Howard Stern Show...
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Funny story:  Local Spinster Finally Makes Up Her Mind About Presidential Vote

Local Spinster Finally Makes Up Her Mind About Presidential Vote

Philadelphia, PA-- Miss Vicky Smegma has finally decided who should be the next president of the United States. The neurotic spinster took a lot of time to make up her mind. She walked out into the cold February air this morning, satisfied she had...
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Funny story:  Bono announces intention to be the next Pope

Bono announces intention to be the next Pope

Following the announcement that Pope Benedict the XVI will step down on the 28th of February Bono the lead singer of the band U2 has said that he would like to be the next Bishop of Rome. Popes are elected by a conclave of cardinals under the age...
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Funny story:  Voters defend role in election fiasco

Voters defend role in election fiasco

Voters were this afternoon defending the controversial decision to ignore elections for new Police and Crime Commissioners. With turnout at 18% and expected to be the lowest ever in a British election, voters were particularly critical of the lack o...
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Funny story:  SCOTUS: 2016 Presidential office to be auctioned on eBay

SCOTUS: 2016 Presidential office to be auctioned on eBay

Washington DC - The Supreme Court of the United States of America today ruled by construction that since corporations are people, and money is free speech: dollars are votes. The Chief Justice who wrote the ruling spoke briefly to the largest asse...
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Funny story:  Colonies hold ballot to choose new leader

Colonies hold ballot to choose new leader

The Former British Colony of the United State of America (FBCOUSA) are holding elections to choose their next leader. The colony, which lies six days by steamship west of Britain, hold their elections at four-yearly intervals. Instead of a Queen, the...
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Funny story:  Political Facebook - President Obama and Governor Chris Christie

Political Facebook - President Obama and Governor Chris Christie

POLITICAL FACEBOOK President Obama: Good morning Chris. And how is my new BFF? 8:01 a.m. Governor Christie: Just fine Mr. President. How are things at the White House? 8:04 a.m. President Obama: I'm not at the White House right now. Michelle and I drove down to a local Flat As A Pancake Pancake House for some breakfast. 8:07 a.m. Governor Christie: I ate earlier, but I'm still kinda...
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Funny story:  Police commissioner elections begin

Police commissioner elections begin

Next month, people across the UK will be voting for who they want to act as their local police commissioner, and enthusiasm levels could not be higher. Literally billions are expected to turn out to vote for their favourite coppers to be appointed to...
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Funny story:  Big turnout for people who are voting about the general issues in their country and the parties who are contesting for power.

Big turnout for people who are voting about the general issues in their country and the parties who are contesting for power.

A general erection today for everybody in Britain, and what a big one it was with hundreds of inhabitants turning out in their thousands to vote on the important issues of today. As it were there was a landslide for the nutty natters over 90's nudist...
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Funny story:  Pennsylvania Voter ID Referendum Fails for Lack of Voters with Proper ID

Pennsylvania Voter ID Referendum Fails for Lack of Voters with Proper ID

In the wake of national controversy surrounding Pennsylvania's stringent voter-identification requirements, Pennsylvania governor Tom Corbett called for a public referendum on the voter ID law, the constitutionality of which is currently under review...
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Funny story:  Hugo Chavez wins after removing his opponents!

Hugo Chavez wins after removing his opponents!

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has won the election once more and this time it was much easier. In fact Bookies stopped taking bets after reports that Chavez hit-squads had done their job efficiently. Huggy Hugo, teddybear and socialist saint w...
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Funny story:  Ann Romney Launches Flat Hair Force One

Ann Romney Launches Flat Hair Force One

Lakeland, Fla-With the presidential elections nearing the finish line, and all their uber-wealthy friends tapped-out, the Romney campaign is now desperate to attract individual donors, especially since individual donors are once again rising to the o...
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