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Funny story: Thad "Cochroach" Cochran Now Considered Lowest Form of Politician

Thad "Cochroach" Cochran Now Considered Lowest Form of Politician

Jackson, MS - It now appears that Mississippi Senator Thad Cochran may have cheated and used the lowest of political tactics in his recent Republican primary to hang onto his political power at all costs. Fellow republicans now refer to Thadeus as...
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Funny story: Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Rumor has it that departed White House Press Secretary Jay Carney once compared the job now occupied by Josh Earnest to running a laundromat. Top quality detergent is essential to getting response to issues correct and clean. Recently a good el...
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Funny story: UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

"The dream has become a reality" "The penny has dropped" "We are now the third force in British politics". Champagne was pouring down the throats of UKIP members last night as a historic victory in the European elections boosted them by 11 M...
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Funny story: US State Department thinking bon bon and eclairs victory celebration for May 25 election in Ukraine

US State Department thinking bon bon and eclairs victory celebration for May 25 election in Ukraine

With "chocolate king" Petro Poroshenko likely to become Ukraine's President in the May 25 elections, politicians in Kiev and the US are reconsidering the old adage "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Eclairs, bon bons, and chocolate cake fr...
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Funny story: Politics is going online

Politics is going online

In the most radical shake-up of British Politics since the Whigs and Tories merged to form the Tories, a solution has been found to the age old problem of the electorate not being engaged with the running of the country. The way politics works in...
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Funny story: This is a Party Political Pest Fest by the 'UK Bash the Buddhist Party'

This is a Party Political Pest Fest by the 'UK Bash the Buddhist Party'

I stand before you in steel-grey flannel slacks. As you do I, you I, I, you and all of you, with I! No more shall a list of four main bullet points happen to you, if you prefer to eat a Custard Cream. Look at me: I'm wearing a silver knight's helmet nicked from a museum. Listen to the voices of those who share our commitment to a country where the power brokers in SlagsBourg cannot prev...
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Funny story: Ukraine elections in dispute by White House and Yats

Ukraine elections in dispute by White House and Yats

Yesterday the White House said "it does not recognize" results of the Ukraine referendum on Sunday. An "illegal" process. Arseniy "Yats" Yatsenyuk called it "farce." But in February, when Kiev protesters drove President Yanukovich from office--...
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Funny story: Hashish Hashish Second In Afghan Race

Hashish Hashish Second In Afghan Race

Kabul, Afghanistan -- With half the votes counted in the Afghan presidential race, Abdullah Abdullah widened his lead against his opponent Hashish Hashish. Abdul Abdul was now running a distant third. But the head of the election commission sa...
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Funny story: Obama Pushes Back Holidays Until After Election

Obama Pushes Back Holidays Until After Election

Washington, D.C. - On Friday, President Obama pushed back making a decision on the long debated Keystone XL Pipeline until after the upcoming 2014 midterm elections. Worried about upsetting his core constituencies, Mr. Obama decided that while he had...
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Funny story: Strange Choices On Crimea Ballot

Strange Choices On Crimea Ballot

KIEV (Reuters) - Sunday's vote in Ukraine's Crimea is being officially billed as a chance for the peninsula's peoples to decide fairly and freely their future - but in fact there is no room on the ballot paper for voting "Nyet" to control by Russia.
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Funny story: Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Lisa and Liza Kozominsky's parents always told them they could do anything they wanted, and these spunky sisters did just that by winning a City Council seat in Piginpoke Mississippi. Running on a "The KKK Wasn't That Bad" platform, the sisters, j...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama To Run For Office

Michelle Obama To Run For Office

Washington, DC-- Michelle Obama has announced that she intends to run for political office this coming November. The first lady is borrowing a page from Hillary Clinton's playbook and will be entering the political arena. Polls already show Mrs. Ob...
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson "I'm running for Mayor of New Jersey"

Pamela Anderson "I'm running for Mayor of New Jersey"

In an unexpected move, blonde bombshell and Baywatch superstar Pamela Anderson announced her intentions to be New Jersey's next Mayor. "This bridge too nowhere scandal really makes me mad!" said a frustrated Anderson standing on her front porch i...
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Funny story: Mayoral "Don't Vote For Me" Plea

Mayoral "Don't Vote For Me" Plea

PORT MATILDA, PA -(AP) - A small town mayor in Pennsylvania missed the August deadline for taking his name off the ballot for an upcoming mayoral election. No one is running in opposition to him. The 70 year old man who is the current mayor is runn...
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Funny story: Jesse Ventura, Howard Stern Announce Running For High Office In 2016

Jesse Ventura, Howard Stern Announce Running For High Office In 2016

It became official, Jesse Ventura and Howard Stern are going to be fighting it out for the Presidency and Vice Presidency of the United States of America in the 2016 elections. Last week Jesse Ventura was being interviewed on The Howard Stern Show...
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Funny story: Local Spinster Finally Makes Up Her Mind About Presidential Vote

Local Spinster Finally Makes Up Her Mind About Presidential Vote

Philadelphia, PA-- Miss Vicky Smegma has finally decided who should be the next president of the United States. The neurotic spinster took a lot of time to make up her mind. She walked out into the cold February air this morning, satisfied she had...
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Funny story: Bono announces intention to be the next Pope

Bono announces intention to be the next Pope

Following the announcement that Pope Benedict the XVI will step down on the 28th of February Bono the lead singer of the band U2 has said that he would like to be the next Bishop of Rome. Popes are elected by a conclave of cardinals under the age...
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Funny story: Voters defend role in election fiasco

Voters defend role in election fiasco

Voters were this afternoon defending the controversial decision to ignore elections for new Police and Crime Commissioners. With turnout at 18% and expected to be the lowest ever in a British election, voters were particularly critical of the lack o...
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