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Funny story: Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...
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Funny story: Seven Party Political Death Match

Seven Party Political Death Match

The seven largest UK political parties have announced they will partake in a tag-team death match before the results of the looming election are revealed. The event will be staged at Wembley Stadium and fights will involve key members of the Blues...
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Funny story: Ed Miliband rehearses for 'empty chair' debate by debating empty chair

Ed Miliband rehearses for 'empty chair' debate by debating empty chair

With the possibility that David Cameron could be "empty-chaired" in the TV election debates, Ed Miliband has been prepping for his appearance by debating an empty chair in private rehearsals. "Ed is very concerned about credibility", an insider to...
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Funny story: A rap from David Cameron

A rap from David Cameron

The following is a rap from Prime Minister, Conservitive Party leader and notorious hip-hop fan David Cameron that he wrote for us at the Spoof Musical Express with hope that he will open your eyes and get you interested in politics. Take it away David... Yo It's David C Telling you to vote for me The leader of the Tory party. I want you to let me stay And save the day Samant...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney's Re-animated Corpse to Run for President in 2048

Mitt Romney's Re-animated Corpse to Run for President in 2048

WASHINGTON, D. C. (DP)-Mitt Romney, who died in 2028 at the age of eighty-one while running for president for the seventh time, is poised to give it another shot, advisors to the cryogenically frozen candidate reported today. Close advisors to...
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Funny story: Obummer: no amnesty until October

Obummer: no amnesty until October

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- Pressured by key Democrats seeking reelection in November and trying to maintain his death grip on the Senate, President Barack Obummer agreed to postpone signing an executive order that would grant unconditional amnesty to...
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Funny story: Liberal Policy Pratt

Liberal Policy Pratt

Nick Clegg's party (which would be finished by nine and the only music played would be Ed Sheeran songs) the Liberal Democrats have begun a pre-election panic. After realising that their in danger of getting less votes than a mime act on the X-Factor...
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Funny story: Thad "Cochroach" Cochran Now Considered Lowest Form of Politician

Thad "Cochroach" Cochran Now Considered Lowest Form of Politician

Jackson, MS - It now appears that Mississippi Senator Thad Cochran may have cheated and used the lowest of political tactics in his recent Republican primary to hang onto his political power at all costs. Fellow republicans now refer to Thadeus as...
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Funny story: Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Rumor has it that departed White House Press Secretary Jay Carney once compared the job now occupied by Josh Earnest to running a laundromat. Top quality detergent is essential to getting response to issues correct and clean. Recently a good el...
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Funny story: UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

UKIP Win Historic Victory In European Elections; 90% of London Restaurants To Close

"The dream has become a reality" "The penny has dropped" "We are now the third force in British politics". Champagne was pouring down the throats of UKIP members last night as a historic victory in the European elections boosted them by 11 M...
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Funny story: US State Department thinking bon bon and eclairs victory celebration for May 25 election in Ukraine

US State Department thinking bon bon and eclairs victory celebration for May 25 election in Ukraine

With "chocolate king" Petro Poroshenko likely to become Ukraine's President in the May 25 elections, politicians in Kiev and the US are reconsidering the old adage "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Eclairs, bon bons, and chocolate cake fr...
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Funny story: Politics is going online

Politics is going online

In the most radical shake-up of British Politics since the Whigs and Tories merged to form the Tories, a solution has been found to the age old problem of the electorate not being engaged with the running of the country. The way politics works in...
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Funny story: This is a Party Political Pest Fest by the 'UK Bash the Buddhist Party'

This is a Party Political Pest Fest by the 'UK Bash the Buddhist Party'

I stand before you in steel-grey flannel slacks. As you do I, you I, I, you and all of you, with I! No more shall a list of four main bullet points happen to you, if you prefer to eat a Custard Cream. Look at me: I'm wearing a silver knight's helmet nicked from a museum. Listen to the voices of those who share our commitment to a country where the power brokers in SlagsBourg cannot prev...
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Funny story: Ukraine elections in dispute by White House and Yats

Ukraine elections in dispute by White House and Yats

Yesterday the White House said "it does not recognize" results of the Ukraine referendum on Sunday. An "illegal" process. Arseniy "Yats" Yatsenyuk called it "farce." But in February, when Kiev protesters drove President Yanukovich from office--...
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Funny story: Hashish Hashish Second In Afghan Race

Hashish Hashish Second In Afghan Race

Kabul, Afghanistan -- With half the votes counted in the Afghan presidential race, Abdullah Abdullah widened his lead against his opponent Hashish Hashish. Abdul Abdul was now running a distant third. But the head of the election commission sa...
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Funny story: Obama Pushes Back Holidays Until After Election

Obama Pushes Back Holidays Until After Election

Washington, D.C. - On Friday, President Obama pushed back making a decision on the long debated Keystone XL Pipeline until after the upcoming 2014 midterm elections. Worried about upsetting his core constituencies, Mr. Obama decided that while he had...
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Funny story: Strange Choices On Crimea Ballot

Strange Choices On Crimea Ballot

KIEV (Reuters) - Sunday's vote in Ukraine's Crimea is being officially billed as a chance for the peninsula's peoples to decide fairly and freely their future - but in fact there is no room on the ballot paper for voting "Nyet" to control by Russia.
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Funny story: Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Siamese Twins Win City Council Seat

Lisa and Liza Kozominsky's parents always told them they could do anything they wanted, and these spunky sisters did just that by winning a City Council seat in Piginpoke Mississippi. Running on a "The KKK Wasn't That Bad" platform, the sisters, j...
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97% of Climatologists Fudged Data, Proven Wrong

As scientific fraud of massive proportions is unraveled, climatologists all over the world 'feel the heat'. "Even the NASA photographs of the Earth's poles were doctored," said an investigator.
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