The risk of shortages in supplies of decent elastic this year is increasing, National Elasticity warned yesterday.
Recent heat-waves in various parts of the world have ruined the availability of rubber and elastic, and many production companies ha...
Sir Clive Sinclair, well-known for his C5 tricycle and the ZX Spectrum home computer has patented a revolutionary electrical generator that is powered by panty elastic.
In a break with tradition, Sir Clive has assigned the patent rights "to all of...
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