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Funny story: Acton man blames Einstein for parking ticket

Acton man blames Einstein for parking ticket

Acton electrician Terry Scrote has blamed celebrated genius Albert Einstein for a fixed penalty notice he received whilst parked outside a greasy spoon. "I popped in for a £4-95 all day breakfast with extra bubble, and got involved in a barney wit...
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Funny story: Einstein's E=MC² Equation Is Incorrect Say CERN Scientists

Einstein's E=MC² Equation Is Incorrect Say CERN Scientists

Basel, Switzerland-- Physicists working at the CERN Laboratory in Switzerland have just discovered another dreadful mistake made by Albert Einstein. The 20th Century genius was proven wrong last week after it was discovered neutrino particles can tr...
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Funny story: Gingrich's "Brilliance" Outshines Einstein

Gingrich's "Brilliance" Outshines Einstein

In a nationally televised news conference, potential Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich revealed that his I.Q. is 20 points higher than renowned physicist Albert Einstein. "The American people know that I am basically a modest individual...
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Funny story: Boy Genius Finds Cure For Hunger

Boy Genius Finds Cure For Hunger

A six year old boy genius has sensationally found a cure for hunger and starvation throughout the world. Kenny Fringe, 6, has been hailed as the next Einstein by people who make predictions about things like that. He has already taken his GCSE's a...
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Funny story: Einstein was a dozy twat!

Einstein was a dozy twat!

New evidence has emerged about the brilliant mathematician and scientist Albert Einstein. It seems the father of the theory of relativity and e=mcsquared as well as time dilation and curved space time was so absorbed in his work that he forgot to wip...
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Funny story: Scouts prove Einstein right

Scouts prove Einstein right

Scouts from the 3.142nd scout troop in Blackpool had to come up with an innovative way to win their Science In The Community badges. Having watch an episode of Mythbusters where the duo fire frozen chickens at aircraft, they got the idea of testin...
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Funny story: Einstein's Relativity disproven

Einstein's Relativity disproven

It has long been an Old Wives' Tale that the journey home from a day out feels to take less time than the trip there. Psychologists have suggested this is all in the mind, but as they only deal in the mind, they would say that. Having been through...
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Funny story: Einstein's Formula On Terrorism Found, T=PMS X W

Einstein's Formula On Terrorism Found, T=PMS X W

A spokesman for The Einstein announced today that a box of unknown papers that belonged to Albert Einstein has been discovered in Pavia, Italy where he once lived. Inside the box, along with many "Girl Goodies" of the day, showing plenty of ankle...
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Funny story: Einstein's Folly

Einstein's Folly

Inside the small town of Caputh just outside of Berlin lies the summerhouse of world famous Albert Einstein. Purchased in 1929 by the celebrity physicists, Einstein spent three summers there before the Nazis took command in 1933.
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Funny story: Einstein's "Theory of Relativity" to be replaced with the theory that "It's Always Something"

Einstein's "Theory of Relativity" to be replaced with the theory that "It's Always Something"

It's always raining or we're in a drought. There's always something. And that's what scientist's now say is more relevant then E=mc2.
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Funny story: Makers of Baby Einstein markets Home Lead Testing Chemistry Set, amid controversy of its own

Makers of Baby Einstein markets Home Lead Testing Chemistry Set, amid controversy of its own

New York, New York - With over 18 million lead tainted toys manufactured in China recalled so far, near panic, if not deep seeded concern for the welfare of children has spread worldwide. In the midst of this crisis, the makers of Baby Einstein home...
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Funny story: Einstein Was from Texas!

Einstein Was from Texas!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Albert Einstein, it was found, wrote for Mark Lowton Sr, TheSpoof.com Editor's father, in his underground magazine, The Poof. There is also evidence that Einstein was from Texas!...
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Funny story: Young Scientists Display Lunatic Potential

Young Scientists Display Lunatic Potential

Scientists have beem amazed at what they have called "true genius thinking" at the 2007 Young Scientists Convention in Little Rock, AR.
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Funny story: Einstein's theory put to test

Einstein's theory put to test

The science world was taken aback when Einstein's theory was put to the test by a sixth form class of pupils in Devon England.
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Funny story: Bush says 'I will never talk.'

Bush says 'I will never talk.'

President Bush has angrily dismissed an Iranian approach for ‘talks'. In a speech in Peachyville, Alabama, he called the initiative a ploy to avert international pressure away from the Iranian nuclear crisis. ‘It don't take an Alfred Einstein to…to u...
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Funny story: 'Theory Of Everything' One Step Nearer

'Theory Of Everything' One Step Nearer

Scientists at the ‘London Center For Wires And That' are closer than ever before to formulating a ‘Theory Of Everything' - similar to the elusive ‘Unified Field Theory' sought after by Einstein. The new model, based upon recent work by Hawking and Gr...
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