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Funny story: Some of our mummies not really 'dead' says British Museum

Some of our mummies not really 'dead' says British Museum

London - Various Gebelein pre-dynastic mummies, including the notorious West Nile 'Rancid Ginger' from 3400 BC, would not necessarily pass the rigor mortis test according to a British Museum report published today. Excavated in the 19th century by...
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Funny story: Egyptian Book of the Grateful Dead vindicated as matrimonial necrophilia legalised in Cairo

Egyptian Book of the Grateful Dead vindicated as matrimonial necrophilia legalised in Cairo

Egypt - A Sharia court has ruled that having sex with a wife up to six hours after her death is to become legal again. The announcement comes after scholars cited pre-Islamic era practices described in the famous 1550BC necrophiliacs' marriage gui...
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Funny story: Ancient Egyptian winged disc dazzles across the London skyline

Ancient Egyptian winged disc dazzles across the London skyline

London - A silvery sliver of a cirrus cloud filament complete with feathery down-arching end curls blazed a trail at sunset tonight across the waxing Harvest Moon. The dazzling spectacle exactly mirrored the ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead's Win...
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Funny story: Ammit the Devourer stalks Queen's soul in Remembrance Day shocker!

Ammit the Devourer stalks Queen's soul in Remembrance Day shocker!

London - (Book of the Dead Chapter 9/11): An image of Egyptian funerary deity Ammit the Devourer has appeared clawing at the Queen's bedroom window. Frantic Ladies of the Bedchamber said today the part lion/hippo/crocodile entity looked as if it...
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