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Funny story: Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Good, bad, and ugly elections via White House suds 'n duds laundry operations

Rumor has it that departed White House Press Secretary Jay Carney once compared the job now occupied by Josh Earnest to running a laundromat. Top quality detergent is essential to getting response to issues correct and clean. Recently a good el...
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Funny story: Mummy DNA Shows 3500 Years Old But Not Completely Human

Mummy DNA Shows 3500 Years Old But Not Completely Human

A very confused group of experts have been onto this for a month and still have no solution. "We have an Egyptian mummy, we think, brought here as usual to test the DNA so it could be dated and so we did", stated a DNA Expert in Tucson, Arizona. "...
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Funny story: Things Looking Ugly In Egypt

Things Looking Ugly In Egypt

A Florida man, recently returned from a vacation to Egypt, says that things in Egypt, and especially in the capital city Cairo, are looking "ugly". Dave Capeshdi from Palm Beach county claims he was shocked at some of the things he saw on the stre...
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Funny story: Archaeologists Discover An Upside Down Pyramid In The Sahara Desert

Archaeologists Discover An Upside Down Pyramid In The Sahara Desert

AWBARI, Libya - An archaeological team from Copenhagen, Denmark has made an astonishing discovery. The team led by Dr. Tobias Rasmussen said that as they were excavating in the Sahara Desert they began to unearth what turned out to be an ancient p...
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Funny story: Cleopatra's Grave Found In Casper, Wyoming

Cleopatra's Grave Found In Casper, Wyoming

CASPER, Wyoming - A team of historical scientists have stumbled upon the grave of the famous Queen of Egypt, Cleopatra VII Philopator, better known simply as Cleopatra. The scientific team led by Dr. Jonas. V. Wittmaker was actually out searching...
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Funny story: Archaeologist finds lost Mummy but forgets where he puts it.

Archaeologist finds lost Mummy but forgets where he puts it.

King Tutankhamun's father, Akhenaten's mummy was sensationally found this morning in the Valley of the Kings, Egypt. Archaeologist Baldrick Robinson made the astonishing find, only to forget where he had put it moments later. The lost mummy, one of...
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Funny story: Cairo Traffic Policeman to become Space Traffic controller

Cairo Traffic Policeman to become Space Traffic controller

Due to the sudden surge in uncontrolled Space traffic, a traffic cop from Egypt has been appointed to monitor and control Rocket and Space Rover vehicles being launched in Ad Hoc fashion all over the place. "India, China, Canada, Iran. the USA Aus...
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Funny story: Buyer's ReMorsi - Egypt's civil unrest continues - Bring back Mubarak!

Buyer's ReMorsi - Egypt's civil unrest continues - Bring back Mubarak!

CAIRO - Egypt's security services killed 72 protesters early Saturday, reasserting its dominance in the wake of President Mohammed Morsi's ouster. Civilians joined police officers in firing live ammunition at the Morsi supporters protesting in Tahrir...
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Funny story: If it looks like a coup and walks all over people like a coup it probably is a coup

If it looks like a coup and walks all over people like a coup it probably is a coup

Honoring the Clapper principle, in terms of savoring and selecting "the least untruthful truth," the Obama administration is currently now here now there on whether the recent coup in Egypt is really a coup. US officials have been struggling with...
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Funny story: Metta World Peace Says The Hell With The Lakers After He's Waived

Metta World Peace Says The Hell With The Lakers After He's Waived

LOS ANGELES - It seems like things in Mudslideville (Los Angeles) just keep getting bleaker for the purple and gold team. The latest episode in the roundball soap opera As The Big Round Ball Turns has Metta World Peace (the player formerly known a...
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Funny story: Obama Establishes New Department of Euphemism and Sententia

Obama Establishes New Department of Euphemism and Sententia

The so-called coup d'etat in Egypt - while no doubt difficult for Egyptians - is causing all manner of trouble for the Obama administration. If anyone in the administration utters this quaint French phrase, even in jest, even once with their fingers...
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Funny story: Another Sincere, but Inconsequential, Cliché of Public Discourse

Another Sincere, but Inconsequential, Cliché of Public Discourse

In the most recent white house press briefing, presidential apologist Jay Carney responded to a provocative question from Fox News about the President's "milquetoast" statement on the coup d'etat in Egypt. "As you know," Carney asserted angrily, "Th...
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Funny story: Another Sincere, but Inconsequential, Cliché of Public Discourse

Another Sincere, but Inconsequential, Cliché of Public Discourse

In the most recent White House press briefing, presidential apologist Jay Carney responded to a provocative question from Fox News about the President's "milquetoast" statement on the coup d'etat in Egypt. "As you know," Carney asserted angrily, "The...
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Funny story: Egypt V Egypt V Brit Holiday Makers

Egypt V Egypt V Brit Holiday Makers

Back and to the Left news has prided itself on throwing it's reporters headlong into the world's most dangerous situations to bring you the real stories. Somewhere which is about as safe as a hyperactive kid waving a lighter around in a firework fact...
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Funny story: Egyptian President Morsi Steps Down in Order to Reunite with The Smiths

Egyptian President Morsi Steps Down in Order to Reunite with The Smiths

In late-breaking news from conflict-torn Egypt, Egyptian president Mohammed Morsi has announced that he will step down from his presidency in order to reunite with his formerly very successful alternative rock band, The Smiths. In order to make th...
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Funny story: Egypt without Cleopatra

Egypt without Cleopatra

Egypt, with 5000 years of history, is the oldest civilization. An heir to this great civilization is the newly-elected President Morsi. In the flesh, he may be a far cry from all the dead pharaohs. A quick examination can reveal the claim. Mohamed Morsi Isa El-Ayyat, born 20 August 1951, standing against pyramids, is not as tall as any mummy pharaoh. Additionally, his table manners contradict...
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Funny story: Things in Egypt Looking Very Ugly Says Recently Returned Visitor From Cairo

Things in Egypt Looking Very Ugly Says Recently Returned Visitor From Cairo

A Florida man, recently returned from a vacation to Egypt, says that things in Egypt, and especially in the capital city Cairo, are looking "ugly". Dave Capeshdi from Palm Beach county claims he was shocked at some of the things he saw on the stre...
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Funny story: Egyptian protesters gather in thousands, fire guns in the air, burn effigies of someone and shout God is Great - Nope, no news here

Egyptian protesters gather in thousands, fire guns in the air, burn effigies of someone and shout God is Great - Nope, no news here

President Mohamed Morsi, fresh from mediating a truce between Hamas and Israel, dismissed protests in Cairo and other Egyptian cities about his decision to give himself Godlike powers. Morsi has dismissed the opposition, sacked all army leaders and j...
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