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Funny story: Justin Bieber Buys Kim Jong-Un's Comic Book Collection From Craigslist

Justin Bieber Buys Kim Jong-Un's Comic Book Collection From Craigslist

Pyongyang, North Korea Pop star and professional law-breaker Justin Bieber has contacted roly-poly dictator Kim Jong-Un and purchased his massive comic book collection off from Craigslist. The icing on the cake was supposedly Kim throwing in an autog...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Back Out on the Street?

Justin Bieber Back Out on the Street?

Justin Bieber is supposed to be locked up in jail tonight because of all the drugs and weird stuff found in his home in California. Yet he was seen outside his home by several of his neighbors as they drove by. "He even waved at them." "He's...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber May Get Jail Time

Justin Bieber May Get Jail Time

Justin Bieber is into trouble again, for the second time he was accused of throwing raw eggs at his neighbors house in Southern California. This time the neighbor filmed the whole episode and gave a copy to the police. "I won't stand for anymor...
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Funny story: FBI To Begin Regulating Faygo Pop, the Weapons Used by Gang Member Juggalos of Insane Clown Posse

FBI To Begin Regulating Faygo Pop, the Weapons Used by Gang Member Juggalos of Insane Clown Posse

Washington, DC The FBI, since labeling the Insane Clown Posse group of fans the Juggalos a "gang," has since begun to call for regulation on the sale of Faygo Pop, used by Juggalos and the ICP themselves as deadly weapons. The Juggalos are known...
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Funny story: Police Mobilize to Prevent Justin Bieber from Launching More Deadly Egg Attacks

Police Mobilize to Prevent Justin Bieber from Launching More Deadly Egg Attacks

Calabasas, CA Police from all over the Southern California area responded to a five-alarm alert about a deadly egg attack perpetrated by pop star Justin Bieber on the house next door to him. Earlier egg attacks caused $20,000 damage. "We are too...
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Funny story: Three SWAT Teams Raid Justin Bieber's Mansion

Three SWAT Teams Raid Justin Bieber's Mansion

CALABASAS, California - The quiet Calabasas morning was broken with the sound of three SWAT teams converging on Justin Bieber's $6.5 million mansion nestled in the Oaks section. The officers were acting on a tip that Bieber had made some deviled e...
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Funny story: Deputies Search Of Justin Bieber's Home Fails To Find Any Talent Or Charisma

Deputies Search Of Justin Bieber's Home Fails To Find Any Talent Or Charisma

Sheriff's deputies in California, with a warrant to search the home of teen pop sensation Justin Bieber, came up short and failed to locate any sign of talent nor the remotest sniff of charisma or charm. Investigators with the Los Angeles County S...
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Funny story: A Missouri Chicken Farmer Has Trained His Chickens To Do An Amazing Feat

A Missouri Chicken Farmer Has Trained His Chickens To Do An Amazing Feat

HANNIBAL, Missouri - Elmo Tuggletint, 53, has been raising egg-laying hens for over 30 years and in that time he has seen some very interesting things. He recalls back in October of 1994, seeing one of his prized chickens, Linda Lou, lay an amazin...
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Funny story: An Iowa Farmer Successfully Crosses A Pig With A Chicken

An Iowa Farmer Successfully Crosses A Pig With A Chicken

WATERLOO, Iowa - A lifelong farmer of Black Hawk County has just informed the local authorities that after four years of trying he has finally managed to breed one of his male pigs to a female chicken. Archie P. Dilldoodle, 71, told the Black Hawk...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Shell-Shocked After Being Pelted With Eggs During The Britain's Got Talent Finale

Simon Cowell Shell-Shocked After Being Pelted With Eggs During The Britain's Got Talent Finale

LONDON - Simon Cowell of Britain's Got Talent said that he had no idea when he made his remark that he hates chickens, chicken eggs, and chicken jokes that it was going to come back to haunt him. The fifty-three-year-old Cowell, AKA The Sultan of...
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Funny story: Easter Defaults; Resurrection Looks Doubtful

Easter Defaults; Resurrection Looks Doubtful

Brussels - The Holidays and Holy Days Panel of the European Union has canceled Easter this year due to a lack of funding. "The Almighty, and I do use that name with a high degree of bitterness, refuses to perform a Resurrection this year," said Re...
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Funny story: Kevin Garnett wants to play Point Guard

Kevin Garnett wants to play Point Guard

Kevin Garnett, aka KG, aka Skinny, aka that Lieutenant from the Wire, has made it clear to Celtics management that he is of the firm opinion that his talents would be best suited to that of Point Guard. Speaking to NBA.com, Garnett said, "Sometime...
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Funny story: Famous Spoof writer goes down with E Coli disease without eggs on his face!

Famous Spoof writer goes down with E Coli disease without eggs on his face!

A very famous (infamous) spoof writer has been be-smitten with E Coli disease after continually consuming rotten eggs and Stella Artois after the evening Spoof curfew. His lovely wife noticed a disorder in his normal behaviour because after devouring...
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Funny story: Dangerous drivers to get an unusual punishment

Dangerous drivers to get an unusual punishment

The Department For Road And Transport have come up with an unusual way of punishing dangerous drivers, in an attempt to rehabilitate them. "Simply fining and locking up dangerous drivers does not alter their driving style," Mike Penning, minister...
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Funny story: G'pickled Easter eggs all the rave this Amish Easter

G'pickled Easter eggs all the rave this Amish Easter

INTERCOURSE, Pa. - Although many people feel it's appropriate to pick on the Amish, the Pennsylvanian Germans are getting the last laugh. G'pickled Easter eggs are flying off the shelves of Amish food stores from Lancaster to Easton, Pennsylvania,...
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Funny story: Evolution eggs - yawn, another 'Amazing' fossil discovery

Evolution eggs - yawn, another 'Amazing' fossil discovery

Another fossil discovery has been made, and true to form it is hailed as 'amazing'. The mesosaur egg was at first mistaken for dung when it was found in south america by Graciela PiƱeiro. It turned out that instead of being a turd, it was in...
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Funny story: Dyson omelette maker can make an omelette without breaking eggs

Dyson omelette maker can make an omelette without breaking eggs

Dyson have finally answered the question "can you make an omlette without breaking eggs?" with a resounding yes. "This is a great piece of kit," said Suzi Perry of Channel 5's Gadget Show. "I've stolen the demo model they sent us, and it's gone st...
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Funny story: Chinese throw iPhones at egg shop that fails to open

Chinese throw iPhones at egg shop that fails to open

Unhappy Chinese folk today threw their iPhones at an egg store that failed to open. The store in Beijing was due to open this morning and promised to sell different types of eggs, however when it failed to open its doors the baying crown grew more an...
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