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Midwestern research hub finds surprising energy breakthrough through lightbulbs

Funny story: Midwestern research hub finds surprising energy breakthrough through lightbulbs

The University of Dayton Research Institute in Dayton, Ohio made an announcement Oct. 19 on a groundbreaking discovery in the realm of general lighting. UDRI president John E. Leland announced the findings of the decades-long research project to nati...

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Are text abbreviations a time-honored panacea?

Funny story: Are text abbreviations a time-honored panacea?

Text abbreviations are a part of our lives. Why do we use texting shortcuts? Nearly everyone will agree that they save time. For instance, to proverbially pat the back of someone who has said something exceptionally funny, you can simply type "LMAO".

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Unusual Competent Thyroid Nodule Sets Workplace Efficiency Record

An unusual thyroid nodule set a record in Louisville for the most hormone produced for its relative size. In fact, it was so efficient, it was doing ALL of the jobs assigned its entire section, aptly named "the thyroid". Sadly, it was given its walki...

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Study Suggests Walking, Chewing Gum at Same Time Still Okay

Funny story: Study Suggests Walking, Chewing Gum at Same Time Still Okay

BALTIMORE, MD - A recent study suggests that people who attempt to complete multiple tasks at the same time often don't accomplish a damn thing, especially compared to those who prioritize and attempt to complete tasks one by one. Despite this, mu...

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Efficiency drive deemed, inefficient

Funny story: Efficiency drive deemed, inefficient

A department of transport efficiency drive has driven efficiency to an all time low, which some members in parliament are saying is more than likely inefficient. The transport efficiency drive cost taxpayers 81 million pounds when it was supposed...

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