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Funny story: Whistleblower Snowden outs US blueprint for geriatric penal colonies

Whistleblower Snowden outs US blueprint for geriatric penal colonies

Moscow, Russia - Fugitive from justice Edward Snowden has gone public about an audacious plot to round up, sedate and forcibly hospitalize elderly US citizens protesting about the VA fiasco. Documents published in Moscow reveal a resurrected origi...
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Funny story: Secretary Kerry proposes his own resignation to start new how-to-man-up school

Secretary Kerry proposes his own resignation to start new how-to-man-up school

A spokesperson for White House Press Secretary Jay Carney has denied Mr. Kerry is seeking permission to resign and start a new school emphasizing "how to man up." But this rumor has persisted since Mr. Kerry insisted on CBS news that Edward Snowde...
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Funny story: New York Times review of Greenwald's book wins the We Came, We Saw, He Died award honoring duty in government service

New York Times review of Greenwald's book wins the We Came, We Saw, He Died award honoring duty in government service

The New York Times and Michael Kinsley have won this year's prestigious award honoring journalists in government service. Mr. Kinsley's review of Glenn Greenwald's recently released No Place to Hide, an account of Edward Snowden's role in exposing...
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Funny story: Secret Documents Reveal That Vladimir Putin Had Made Plans To Invade Colombia

Secret Documents Reveal That Vladimir Putin Had Made Plans To Invade Colombia

MOSCOW - An unidentified source with strong ties to upper Russian officials has revealed that he saw top secret documents concerning Russia's plan to invade the South American country of Colombia. The plans showed a date for the invasion to be som...
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Funny story: Edward Snowden Claims He Has Over 400,000 Pages Of Info On Donald Trump

Edward Snowden Claims He Has Over 400,000 Pages Of Info On Donald Trump

MOSCOW - President Putin recently stated that his Director of Computers Edward Snowden is worth more money. Putin was referring to the fact that Eddie Snowden can access any type of information on anyone in the entire world including President Oba...
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Funny story: Edward Snowden Claims He Hacked NASA, the Pentagon, and Oprah Winfrey

Edward Snowden Claims He Hacked NASA, the Pentagon, and Oprah Winfrey

MOSCOW - Edward Snowden recently stated to Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich that he is very grateful to President Putin for having taken him in and granted him asylum. Snowden remarked that there is no one in the entire world who has more...
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Funny story: Bolivia Is Furious That Russia Has Hacked Into Their Government Computer

Bolivia Is Furious That Russia Has Hacked Into Their Government Computer

LA PAZ, Bolivia - Reports coming out of the South American country of Bolivia report that President Montero Santa Cantina is extremely furious with the Russian government. It seems that El Presidente has learned that Russian operatives were able t...
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Funny story: Edward Snowden Has Commented That He Will Not Accept The Invitation To Attend The Whistleblowers of America Convention

Edward Snowden Has Commented That He Will Not Accept The Invitation To Attend The Whistleblowers of America Convention

MOSCOW - Edward Snowden thanked the executive director of The Whistleblowers of America for having been invited to attend this year's convention in Pocatello, Idaho. Snowden, who is the Russian Director of Computers, is noted for being the most fa...
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Funny story: Edward Snowden States That He Knows The Phone Numbers and Social Security Numbers of Every Adult Man and Woman In The USA

Edward Snowden States That He Knows The Phone Numbers and Social Security Numbers of Every Adult Man and Woman In The USA

MOSCOW - NSA whistleblower and Russia's Director of Computers Edward Snowden has just made an interesting statement to Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich. Snowden revealed that he has the personal cell and home phone numbers plus social secu...
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Funny story: Edward Snowden roundhouse kicks his way out of US embassy

Edward Snowden roundhouse kicks his way out of US embassy

The hall of the US embassy in Beijing is littered with bruised bodies. A vase lies smashed on the floor, accompanied by the faint sound of US CIA agents groaning in pain and holding their stomachs. This is the aftermath of a daring escape from whistl...
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Funny story: Putin Bans All Anti-Russian Websites

Putin Bans All Anti-Russian Websites

MOSCOW - The Vodkavich News Agency is reporting that the Kremlin is cracking down on any world wide websites that are critical of the Russian government. The report states that President Putin has asked his director of computers, Edward Snowden to...
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Funny story: Russian Comedian Raises $2 Million For The Kremlin

Russian Comedian Raises $2 Million For The Kremlin

MOSCOW - One of the most famous comedians in Russia, Blizzard Boobovich sponsored a national telethon and managed to raise $2 million. The comedian who is considered to be a younger Russian version of Robin Williams said that he did it to help buy...
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Funny story: NSA about to make every American a movie star

NSA about to make every American a movie star

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - The U. S. National Security Agency (NSA) is gathering audiovisual recordings of millions of American citizens in its three-year effort to compile the largest "gonzo" pornographic tape of all time. What men, women, teens, and...
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Funny story: George W. Bush to award Snowden Presidential Medal of Freedom

George W. Bush to award Snowden Presidential Medal of Freedom

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!, TEXASS -- Former U. S. president George W. Bush is reportedly considering penning a retroactive executive order awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to whistle-blower Edward Snowden. "He's a patriot for exposing...
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Funny story: Snowden: Big Brother is watching every move you make

Snowden: Big Brother is watching every move you make

WHITEWSHINGTON, DC - According to top secret files released by Edward Snowden, the U. S. government plans to tap into employees' computers across the nation and, indeed, around the world, monitoring their every keystroke, telephone call, and emai...
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Funny story: President Putin Has Edward Snowden Send 2,003 Pages On The Private Life of Ellen DeGeneres To Ann Coulter

President Putin Has Edward Snowden Send 2,003 Pages On The Private Life of Ellen DeGeneres To Ann Coulter

MOSCOW - Vodkavich, the Russian national news agency has stated that President Putin has instructed his Director of Computers Edward Snowden to perform a document investigation on an American talk show host. Putin told Snowden to go into the NSA a...
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Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin Said He Was Disappointed That The Movie 'Gravity' Did Not Win The Oscar For Best Picture

Russian President Vladimir Putin Said He Was Disappointed That The Movie 'Gravity' Did Not Win The Oscar For Best Picture

MOSCOW - President Putin of Russia said that he was surprised that the movie that he was pulling for to win the Academy Award for best picture did not win. The Russian leader said that he was certain that Gravity starring the sexy Sandra Bullock a...
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Funny story: Snowden Leaks GOP-Sponsored Report Blaming White Men For Nation's Problems

Snowden Leaks GOP-Sponsored Report Blaming White Men For Nation's Problems

In 2013, the Republican Party funded an investigation of issues that they consider detrimental to the American way of life. The report, written by the influential Heritage Foundation, cites numerous examples of how white men have messed things up for...
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