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Funny story: 32 Year Old Bachelor Reveals True Motive For Reading "Twilight" Series

32 Year Old Bachelor Reveals True Motive For Reading "Twilight" Series

"C'mon let's be real. A lot of the chicks reading those books are smokin' hot and between the ages of twenty and twenty-six. I'm trying to nail that demographic," stated Mike Oxbig, a 32 year old bachelor and avid reader of the "Twilight" series.
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Funny story: Bella Still Whining About Stuff

Bella Still Whining About Stuff

We here at The Spoof are dedicated to bringing you the most important World Events. Therefore we arranged for our top reporter on International Affairs to send dispatches from the Israel-Palestine Conflict. Unfortunately he was beheaded this morning...
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The infamous congregation mistakenly installed a large anus with a breast pump attached to it, instead of a fountain. Pastor has commented, "now God hates us!" 5 Members burned themselves alive.
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