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Funny story: Gay Teacher Fired

Gay Teacher Fired

West Hoben, CT - Bucking a national trend of increasing tolerance towards full acceptance of homosexuality, a rural Connecticut school district has fired an 8th grade English teacher because he is gay. "By taking a dick in and/or up his ass, he vi...
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Funny story: Atheist Sam Harris: Keep Dinosaurs out of the Classroom!

Atheist Sam Harris: Keep Dinosaurs out of the Classroom!

Prominent atheist and notable public figure Sam Harris has persuaded some Democratic Senators to try to stop the Flintstones from being shown in science classes. According to Harris, the scientific evidence about human beings evolving much later than the extinction of the dinosaurs is not only compelling... But also entirely delegitimises showing children any programs that depict humans and...
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Funny story: Matthew's Suicide Note

Matthew's Suicide Note

Scotland Yard Police are trying to trace the origins of a suicide note. Police were summoned to Blackfriars Bridge last night when a man out walking his dog spotted a pair of boots mid-way across the bridge on the pavement beside a briefcase full of...
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Funny story: Harvard Faculty Resign En Masse over New Sex Rules--"If we can't bonk our students," say professors, "what's the point of being here?"

Harvard Faculty Resign En Masse over New Sex Rules--"If we can't bonk our students," say professors, "what's the point of being here?"

Cambridge-Nearly half the faculty at Harvard (49.2%) have submitted their resignations to the college over its new policy forbidding sexual relations with students. The group includes LGBT professors and graduate instructors alike, who say that t...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz Announces: 'Jesus Charlie is me!'--Opposes 'Obamacare for Education'

Ted Cruz Announces: 'Jesus Charlie is me!'--Opposes 'Obamacare for Education'

Washington--Republican firebrand Ted Cruz said today that "like those guys on TV," he too was "Jesus Charlie." He went on to denounce President Obama's recent proposal giving workers two free years of community college as "Obamacare for education."...
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Funny story: Arizona School Board May Burn Science Books

Arizona School Board May Burn Science Books

GILBERT, Ariz. - A biology textbook, widely used in the state, has come under attack by a suburban school board in Gilbert. The school board has voted to exise or redact two pages in the book -544 and 545 -because they discuss sexually transmitted d...
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Funny story: Wal-Mart Workers Must Pay Higher Taxes For War

Wal-Mart Workers Must Pay Higher Taxes For War

Senate and Congressional candidates held a joint news conference today where they warned that ISIS and other terrorists would soon cross the border with Mexico. "We'll all be murdered in our beds, " said Republican candidate for the N.H. senate seat...
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Funny story: New York Mayor Makes Political History by Offering Universal Pre-Kindergarten to Children and Retired Carriage Horses

New York Mayor Makes Political History by Offering Universal Pre-Kindergarten to Children and Retired Carriage Horses

New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio recently made political history by announcing that free universal pre-kindergarten will now be available to all four-year-old children - and to retired New York City carriage horses of any age. Citing the cruel a...
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Funny story: Gov. Rick Perry Says Students Should Get Guns

Gov. Rick Perry Says Students Should Get Guns

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas today explained how his states voter ID laws work. "A state handgun license qualifies, but a state university identification card does not. Of course military ID's qualify too," stated the GOP governor. "There's been som...
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Funny story: President says opting out of school tests will cost parents $$$

President says opting out of school tests will cost parents $$$

Washington, D.C. - In response to the growing number of parents nationwide who are opting their children out of state standardized tests, the U.S. Department of Education has issued a stern warning to them. Today, on behalf of the White House, th...
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Funny story: G.O.P. Looking Ahead, Far Ahead

G.O.P. Looking Ahead, Far Ahead

Elated, but not content with new ballot restrictions imposed in nine swing states since 2013, Republicans are seeking to further reduce Democratic participation in future elections by 'potential' Dems by targeting kids in kindergarten and grade schoo...
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Funny story: Younger Generation Faces Bard Education

Younger Generation Faces Bard Education

The work of William Shakespeare - president of the old, dead, white guys club - has long been held in high regard, by snobs and blowhards alike, school children across the nation, encouraged by parents and forced by teachers to read the great man's g...
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Funny story: Despite Missing Jet Story, Most Americans Still Can't Find Malaysia On A Map

Despite Missing Jet Story, Most Americans Still Can't Find Malaysia On A Map

Bumblephuck, U.S. (FoxNews) - Despite the deluge of media coverage on the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370, most Americans still can't find Malaysia on a map of the world. Studies conducted over many years before the jet went missi...
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Funny story: Big-Shot Barry, Brilliant Businessman

Big-Shot Barry, Brilliant Businessman

Barry found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office. "It must be my first customer" Barry thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country. F...
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Funny story: US Legislators Agree to Leave Education Policymaking to Educators

US Legislators Agree to Leave Education Policymaking to Educators

For years, decisions for education have been made by legislators at the state and federal level. These legislators have little or no education experience, a fact that has caused several educators nationwide to feel very uncomfortable. "We would li...
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Funny story: Western Universities to Offer Cowboy Degree

Western Universities to Offer Cowboy Degree

FORT COLLINS, COLORADO - Colorado State University spokeswoman, Heather St. John, announced today that in light of changing employment needs in the U.S., CSU would be offering B.S. and. Master's Degrees in Cowboy Science. "Our enrollment has dro...
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Funny story: U.S. Running Out of Ph.D. Positions

U.S. Running Out of Ph.D. Positions

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - The Boston Consortium announced today that the U.S. is running out of Ph.D. positions. With a student count of 122,000, the Boston Consortium Schools report they cannot possibly guarantee their Ph.D. candidates jobs when they...
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Funny story: Math Teachers Everywhere Admit Math is Useless, Propose Additional Funding for the Arts

Math Teachers Everywhere Admit Math is Useless, Propose Additional Funding for the Arts

LEXINGTON, KY - Public school students everywhere may be getting a surprise soon. For many years, students have told their math teachers that math is useless, and will never be used in the real world. In 2014, teachers have decided they've he...
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Supreme Court Will Issue Definitive Decision Next Tuesday

At end of 2015 term US Supreme Court will issue its most definitive decision to date,mandating that all in US must now be GAY.Activists celebrate,while religious adherents prep for guerilla warfare.
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