And Quoth The Raven "Gimmee S'Mores."
(with apologies to Edgar Allen Poe for this blatant ripoff of his famous poem)
Once upon a day bright and cheery, while I hiked a trail loved dearly
Gazing o'er cliff and valley, sagebrush green and rose hued stone-
As I walked a steady tread came a shadow overhead
Whirled and wheeled ahead this strange shape unknown
That struck within me a forbiddin...
"Forevermore," quoth the NFL official. No, Edgar Allen Poe has not been resurrected from the "Tomb of Ligeia" to work for Roger Goodell.
There is no balm in Gilead, nor even in Foxboro. So, fans should not expect any relief from or for the replace...
After a good nights sleep, Shylock rang the servants bell on his bedroom wall. After a short while, there was a knock on the door. "Come in" Shouted Shylock.
A toothless old crone entered the room. "You rang sir".
"Yes, would it be possible to have a towel for my morning ablutions?" Enquired Shylock.
"No sir", the woman replied, "its out".
"Well what about soap?" Asked Shylock.
NEW YORK, NY (AP Newsliar) - An early version of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" has been discovered in the upper west side building where the famed American poet and author once lived.
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