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Funny story: Mexico's President Blames Illegal Immigrant Problem on Canada

Mexico's President Blames Illegal Immigrant Problem on Canada

Washington, DC - Mexico's President, Felipe Calderone was in Washington, DC this past week visiting President Obama and attending a state dinner thrown in his honor. President Calderone, however, stepped all over the rules of etiquette when asked to...
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Funny story: Sweet Shops Sell An Ounce Of Golden Marijuana & Twenty Ecstasy Mild

Sweet Shops Sell An Ounce Of Golden Marijuana & Twenty Ecstasy Mild

Struggling corner shops got a boost last night when the government gave the all-clear for them to openly flog drugs. It's expected that display cabinets previously filled with cigarettes will be selling packs of 20 Ecstasy and an ounce of mariju...
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Funny story: MPs Expenses Ecstasy

MPs Expenses Ecstasy

As the furore over MPs' abuse of expenses mounts, I can reveal further troubling allegations of impropriety at the Palace of Westminster. A Labour Member, who cannot be named for legal reasons but I am calling 'Mr. C.', is exposed as claiming the...
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Funny story: Potential Ecstasy Reclassification "Worrying"

Potential Ecstasy Reclassification "Worrying"

Government officials have spoken out about their worry of the possible effects of reclassifying ecstacy to a Class B controlled substance. As a result The Home Office has stated that, despite the recommendations of the government's top drug advisors...
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Funny story: Ecstacy v Horse Riding

Ecstacy v Horse Riding

Doctor Trevalian Numptee, chairman of the Advisory Board for the Classification of Drugs (ABCD), attempted to prove his point today concerning his suggestion that taking the drug ecstasy is no more dangerous than riding a horse. He rode an eighteen-...
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Funny story: FDA approves clinical trial using Ecstacy-like drug

FDA approves clinical trial using Ecstacy-like drug

Psychiatrists at the University of Maryland have received FDA approval to begin clinical trials using a drug similar to MDMA, or Ecstacy as it is commonly known, for marriage counseling.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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