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Taylor Lautner Admits to Hamming it up in "Eclipse", "New Moon" Episodes as They Had to Redo the Shooting

Funny story: Taylor Lautner Admits to Hamming it up in "Eclipse", "New Moon" Episodes as They Had to Redo the Shooting

Actor Taylor Lautner has offered an official apology to Phil Tippett for ruining a scene in one of the Twilight movies. "I got bored awaiting this big scene in Eclipse that Phil Tippett was working very hard to get just right. He is a perfectionis...

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Twilight Trash Can Stuck at Customs in Oregon

Funny story: Twilight Trash Can Stuck at Customs in Oregon

Twilight fans waiting for more source material on the fourth installment of the box office sensation will have to wait a little while longer. It appears that David Johnston of Legend Freeway fame and "the Twilight trash can" have been retained at th...

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It's official - the cast for "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" is set. According to Twilight Producer Carson Daly

Funny story: It's official - the cast for "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" is set. According to Twilight Producer Carson Daly

Carson Daly has contacted WikiSquirts to be the exclusive source for his new movie "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" the fourth movie in the mega box office franchise. After WikSquirts broke the news on the source material for the upcoming movie Mr. Daly new it was just a matter of time before the entire lid would be blown off the secrets to the production, so he agreed to a conference call f...

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Easter Egg On Eclipse DVD Leads to Hidden Second Rob Pattinson-Taylor Lautner-Kristen Stewart Commentary Track

Funny story: Easter Egg On Eclipse DVD Leads to Hidden Second Rob Pattinson-Taylor Lautner-Kristen Stewart Commentary Track

Just when everyone thought watching the teen masturbation-fodder DVD "Twilight:Eclipse" couldn't be more painful, self-proclaimed 'Twi-Hards' have found an easter egg on the DVD that, when activated, unleashes a second hideous audio commentary by stars Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner. "There is not enough beer in the Universe to get me to watch 'Eclipse' with the first comment...

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Brenda Song and Boo Boo Stewart Are Secretly Dating

Funny story: Brenda Song and Boo Boo Stewart Are Secretly Dating

HOLLYWOOD - Brenda Song's pedicurist, Babette "Bitzy" McHelmut, has stated that Brenda confided in her that for the past week she has been dating one of the stars of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Boo Boo Stewart. McHelmut said that Brenda told her t...

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Twilight Eclipse Movie Bombs In Romania

Funny story: Twilight Eclipse Movie Bombs In Romania

Sources in the Eastern European Republic of Romania have informed us that the latest instalment of the Twilight saga movie franchise, Eclipse, has bombed spectacularly here in Romania, and frequently plays to empty houses in movie theaters. It is...

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Robert Pattinson Proposes To Kristen Stewart Again

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Proposes To Kristen Stewart Again

A Hollywood insider has informed us that Twilight star Robert Pattinson popped the question to co-star Kristen Stewart just last night - the 17th time he's proposed this week. It appears that K-Stew, currently rumored to be suffering from a severe...

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Is This The End For Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart?

Funny story: Is This The End For Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart?

After being the subjects of intense scrutiny, massive curiosity and global fascination for months now, media watchers are predicting that the star in Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's firmament is about to go nova and die out in a massive eclips...

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