Long Island, NY - A group of East Hampton billionaires resident in Long Island's most securely guarded enclave has launched its own PRISM-busting communications satellite in the wake of US government snooping on their shopping, and stuff.
London - "These snooping claims are utterly baseless," the UK's top Spookmaster General said today as news of the field etching's materialization broke.
"We don't need to outsource snooping on British Tea Party taxpayers to some sort of hush-hush,...
London - (Encrypted Mess}: The codes controlling mastery of the UK/US Echelon computerised satellite surveillance brain are notoriously impossible to hack.
Weekend Red Top speculation that dead MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams had cracked the pro...
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