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North Korean Dictator and Kirstie Alley to Have Eating Contest

Funny story: North Korean Dictator and Kirstie Alley to Have Eating Contest

Pyongyang, North Korea Roly-Poly Dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, who admitted he has been having problems with gout, an affliction usually associated with eating lots of rich foods, challenged Scamatologist Kirstie Alley to an eating contest.

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Blame it on the size of the plate - but don't try this at home

Funny story: Blame it on the size of the plate - but don't try this at home

Well, I'm happy to say that drinking is under control in our household. When I say it's under control, I mean we drink under controlled conditions. And that control, as those of you who've read my previous article know, is the size of the drinking receptacle. I provide the link at the end of this article for those who missed the previous one so that you can also get your drinking under control. An...

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Man eats his own finger

A 40-year-old man had to have hospital treatment after he ate his own finger. Ivor Wonmissin, from Gateshead, was poking about trying to pick out bits of meat that had got stuck in his teeth after his meal, when he accidentally bit into his index...

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Kirstie Alley Joins International Federation of Competitive Eating

Funny story: Kirstie Alley Joins International Federation of Competitive Eating

Hollywood, CA In news that will take no one by surprise, cultie Kirstie Alley has announced that she is no longer going to try to fake not being fat. In embracing her fatness, Ms. Alley is joining the International Federation of Competitive Eating i...

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Copenhagen Zoo to start selling Bush Tucker in its restaurant

Funny story: Copenhagen Zoo to start selling Bush Tucker in its restaurant

After the uproar at Copenhagen Zoo when the zoo owners took an inbred giraffe, killed it and then fed it to the lions, management of the zoo have unveiled new plans for future animals that are surplus to requirements. "We don't see what the proble...

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Toxic Cloud Release After Epic Taco Eating Contest

A noxious cloud of methane laced bowel gas was released in Louisville during business hours.It appears that a greenish brown cloud wafted out of the Burritos as Big As Your Head restaurant and into a nearby clothing store, sources at the scene say.

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Sheepshat All Over Church Cemetery!

Funny story: Sheepshat All Over Church Cemetery!

Since there was no money any longer to keep the church cemetery mowed, a preacher in North Carolina borrowed some sheep from a local sheep farmer who had family buried in the church graveyard. "I thought we could just fence them off", stated Broth...

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Over-Eating Could Lead to Obesity, Study Shows

Funny story: Over-Eating Could Lead to Obesity, Study Shows

PHILADELPHIA--A recent study shows that over-eating may be one of the leading causes of obesity in Americans age 9-72. The Foundation for American Thickness Today and Yesterday (FATTY) issued the report last week, detailing the findings of their y...

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A Milwaukee Grandmother Eats 119 Shish Kabobs To Break The U.S. Record

Funny story: A Milwaukee Grandmother Eats 119 Shish Kabobs To Break The U.S. Record

MILWAUKEE - All of her life, Millicent "Milly" Sauerbraten has said she's wanted to do something that would go down in history. Well the 68-year-old grandmother has now achieved that goal. Mrs. Sauerbraten participated in the 73rd Annual Milwaukee...

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Balham Family Says Come Dine With Me "Ruins Lives"

Funny story: Balham Family Says Come Dine With Me "Ruins Lives"

Balham residents Mr. and Mrs. Lyndon Transport told Spoof journalist Paxton Quigley how 24/7 broadcasts of Come Dine With Me and a local Waitrose had ruined their lives by turning their children against them and making them into pariahs in the local...

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New Diet Involves Counting

We've been told to count calories if we want to control our weight. But now we need to do even more counting, according to a new weight control strategy recommended by the specialist counting agency Counts 'R'Us. They say that if we expend exactly...

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Rohypnol one of your five-a-day claims offender

Funny story: Rohypnol one of your five-a-day claims offender

Drink-spiking drug and racoon laxative, Rohypnol, actually counts as one of your five-a-day according to sometimes sex offender, Gavin McCloroform. Gavin, a thirty-eight-year-old dietician from Cardiff, claims the drug is misunderstood and with t...

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That Was One Mad As Hell Neutered Great Dane!

Funny story: That Was One Mad As Hell Neutered Great Dane!

MUNCIE, Indiana - In an unbelievable turn of events, Clover Q. Chitterling of Muncie took his 187-pound Great Dane Mr. Bruiser to get neutered. And what occurred afterward was simply astounding. Mr. Chitterling, who is an unemployed private invest...

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Parents skipping so children don't go hungry

Many children in poor families are not eating proper meals because most of the food is eaten by their over-weight parents. These parents are now being ordered to skip meals and take up skipping instead so that their starving kids will have a bit m...

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's Marriage Heading For The Rocks

Funny story: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's Marriage Heading For The Rocks

CHICAGO - Reports coming out of the Windy City state that there are some astonishing marital rumblings emanating from the Justin Timberlake - Jessica Biel marriage. The couple known as TimBi have barely been married three weeks and a close source...

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Area man will eat that if you're not going to

Funny story: Area man will eat that if you're not going to

DENVER, CO--Insisting that it is "the best part", Angelo Delagol offered to consume the uneaten and undesired portion of his tablemate's meal, sources from Outback Restaurant on 40th Avenue reported Sunday. "Really, you're not gonna eat it?" Delag...

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Spiderman eaten by Robin

Funny story: Spiderman eaten by Robin

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can, including being eaten by Robin, the sidekick of Batman. "It was a moment of predator versus prey," said Superman, who had seen the whole thing from a window ledge in Metropolis. "I couldn't believe...

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Extreme Eaters Club looking for new members after the Fossil Course

Funny story: Extreme Eaters Club looking for new members after the Fossil Course

The Cambridge branch of the Extreme Eaters Club are on the look out for new members after they recently introduced a Fossil Course. "This seemed like a logical next step," said Extreme Eater, Heston Blumenthal. "We'd done the various other forms o...

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