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Supermarket Shelves Containing Only Easter Eggs Are Cause Of Scunthorpe Obesity Pandemic

Funny story: Supermarket Shelves Containing Only Easter Eggs Are Cause Of Scunthorpe Obesity Pandemic

Supermarkets in Scunthorpe have taken everything from their shelves, leaving only Easter eggs, according to our Northern correspondent. Hospital A&Es are bursting at the seams with chocolate gorged fatties according to NHS sources. Scunthorpe off...

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Christmas Aisles Cleared From Supermarkets

Funny story: Christmas Aisles Cleared From Supermarkets

U.K Supermarkets have all followed each other in a gaffe caused by a "night staff" manager in Fresco. Overnight shelf stackers have replaced all Christmas items on the shelves of major supermarkets with Easter eggs. Most people have experienced th...

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Images of Crucifixion - Sales Boom

Funny story: Images of Crucifixion - Sales Boom

Govenment experts puzzling over pre-Easter sales of crucifixion memorabilia are analysing possible reasons. One currently popular reason is that it is a sign of support for the return of the barbaric form of capital punishment. "A leading histori...

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Bernanke and Lew Save White House Easter Egg Roll

Funny story: Bernanke and Lew Save White House Easter Egg Roll

According to a joint press release from the United States Treasury and Federal Reserve the White House Easter Egg Roll will proceed as normal, albeit with some minor changes from last year. Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board of Governors, Ben B...

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Church leaders deliver Easter eggs

Religious leaders have been busy this weekend delivering highly decorated Easter eggs to all-and-sundry on Sunday. The Archbishop of Cork, dressed up as a long-robed chicken, delivered the most politically-charged Easter egg. But the Bishop...

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Easter Egg Sensation

Funny story: Easter Egg Sensation

We are advised that the Government has prepared a plan to divert the attention of the British people away from the Coalition's continual cock-ups towards the hatching of Easter Eggs. In a sensational move that is bound to see David Cameron back at...

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Evolution eggs - yawn, another 'Amazing' fossil discovery

Funny story: Evolution eggs - yawn, another 'Amazing' fossil discovery

Another fossil discovery has been made, and true to form it is hailed as 'amazing'. The mesosaur egg was at first mistaken for dung when it was found in south america by Graciela Piñeiro. It turned out that instead of being a turd, it was in...

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Newby Isle of Wight Preparing for Easter BEFORE Christmas

Funny story: Newby Isle of Wight Preparing for Easter BEFORE Christmas

Residents of Newby, Isle of Wight, recently heard that Tesco's have already put out Easter Eggs on their shelves. This 'dastardly deed' was carried out on Boxing Day. Newby residents don't seem to think of this as strange at all as new Mayor of Newby, Arthur Askme, said, "We folk of Newby always like to get an' ed start on thee 'olidays. What's the point o' waiting 'till last minute? Ou...

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Oliver Pelted with Creme Eggs

Funny story: Oliver Pelted with Creme Eggs

On the back of crying like a giant baby at the stupidity of American school children, Jamie Oliver was yesterday greeted by a Cadbury's factory worker in Birmingham in egg-straordinary fashion. Whilst on his way to meet the Brum Veg Appreciation...

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White House Easter Egg Scandal: FDA Tells Kids "Don't Eat Eggs-They're from China!"

Funny story: White House Easter Egg Scandal: FDA Tells Kids "Don't Eat Eggs-They're from China!"

A breaking scandal has impacted Michelle Obama's campaign to 'eat healthy' as it has been revealed the 14,500 Coloured Easter Eggs hidden on the White House Grounds were imported from China and contain deadly toxins! The traditional hunt on Easter...

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Dr Who stole my Easter Eggs

Funny story: Dr Who stole my Easter Eggs

Gillian What mentioned to family and friends that the Easter Eggs, she bought were stolen from her place off work at a health centre in North London. What Gillian did not know was the trouble this was going to cause because she said to people during...

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Pixie Lott picks a lot of Easter Eggs

Funny story: Pixie Lott picks a lot of Easter Eggs

Pixie Lott the multi talented actress,dancer ,singer, songwriter was seen out in London yesterday buying Easter Eggs. Pixie Lott was out buying Easter Eggs for family and friends but there are a lot of reports that she picks a lot of Easter Eggs and...

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Easter in Easterhouse with no Easter Eggs

Funny story: Easter in Easterhouse with no Easter Eggs

If anybody ever offers to take you on a tour of Easterhouse in Glasgow, say no and make sure you don't change your mind. Easterhouse is one of the most poverty stricken deprived areas of Glasgow where if you see a cat with a tail its a tourist.

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White House Easter Egg Roll Renamed: "Fruit Of Chicken's Loins Roll."

Funny story: White House Easter Egg Roll Renamed: "Fruit Of Chicken's Loins Roll."

Michelle Obama announced today that the 2010 White House Easter Egg Roll that dates back to 1878 has been renamed so not to offend Jews and Muslims who don't celebrate this most holy of Christian holidays. The new name, "White House Fruit Of A Chick...

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Chocolate can cut your leg off - Easter eggs may contain blades in future!

Funny story: Chocolate can cut your leg off - Easter eggs may contain blades in future!

Easter eggs and other chocolate can now through a loop hole in an old law carry blades and other weapons, as long as they are not the locking type that have been banned since 1903 unless sold only in small amounts, latest research suggests. The st...

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Pope Benedict Shocks World, Calls for Peace, Chocolate

Funny story: Pope Benedict Shocks World, Calls for Peace, Chocolate

The Pope has used his customary Easter address to call for world peace. However, as the masses nodded at the speech they've heard so many times, Pope Benedict shocked many when, straight after calling for peace, he called for chocolate.

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Jesus Christ Choked On Easter Egg - Claim

Funny story: Jesus Christ Choked On Easter Egg - Claim

Christians gathering for their annual feverish shindig at the isolated outpost of Christendom, Easter Island, are up-in-arms over the radical views on Christianity, of one of its own disciples.

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Iran Releases 15 British Sailors in Brightly Colored Eggs, Hidden Throughout the UK

Funny story: Iran Releases 15 British Sailors in Brightly Colored Eggs, Hidden Throughout the UK

Citing the "joyful celebration of the Easter Bunny (PBUH)," a shared prophet of Christianity and Islam, President Ahmadinejad ordered the release of 15 British Sailors, encapsulated in brightly colored, ovoid "comfort pods," to be...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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