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Funny story: Ancient crucifix helps explain Easter mystery

Ancient crucifix helps explain Easter mystery

An archaeological dig in Israel has uncovered one of the oldest representations of Jesus yet discovered. The crucifix was dug up in the town of Nazareth and has been carbon dated to around 100AD. It could reveal further details of how the famous loin...
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Funny story: Bernanke and Lew Save White House Easter Egg Roll

Bernanke and Lew Save White House Easter Egg Roll

According to a joint press release from the United States Treasury and Federal Reserve the White House Easter Egg Roll will proceed as normal, albeit with some minor changes from last year. Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board of Governors, Ben B...
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Funny story: Church leaders deliver Easter eggs

Church leaders deliver Easter eggs

Religious leaders have been busy this weekend delivering highly decorated Easter eggs to all-and-sundry on Sunday. The Archbishop of Cork, dressed up as a long-robed chicken, delivered the most politically-charged Easter egg. But the Bishop...
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Funny story: Easter Egg Sensation

Easter Egg Sensation

We are advised that the Government has prepared a plan to divert the attention of the British people away from the Coalition's continual cock-ups towards the hatching of Easter Eggs. In a sensational move that is bound to see David Cameron back at...
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Funny story: Evolution eggs - yawn, another 'Amazing' fossil discovery

Evolution eggs - yawn, another 'Amazing' fossil discovery

Another fossil discovery has been made, and true to form it is hailed as 'amazing'. The mesosaur egg was at first mistaken for dung when it was found in south america by Graciela PiƱeiro. It turned out that instead of being a turd, it was in...
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Funny story: Jesus Ate Chocolate Bunny Rabbits On Easter Sunday

Jesus Ate Chocolate Bunny Rabbits On Easter Sunday

Jerusalem, Israel-- Exciting new biblical research is giving religious Christians some new information about the very first Easter. It now appears that Jesus returned from the dead with a ravenous appetite for things like chocolate bunny rabbits, ma...
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Funny story: Newby Isle of Wight Preparing for Easter BEFORE Christmas

Newby Isle of Wight Preparing for Easter BEFORE Christmas

Residents of Newby, Isle of Wight, recently heard that Tesco's have already put out Easter Eggs on their shelves. This 'dastardly deed' was carried out on Boxing Day. Newby residents don't seem to think of this as strange at all as new Mayor of Newby, Arthur Askme, said, "We folk of Newby always like to get an' ed start on thee 'olidays. What's the point o' waiting 'till last minute? Ou...
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Funny story: Oliver Pelted with Creme Eggs

Oliver Pelted with Creme Eggs

On the back of crying like a giant baby at the stupidity of American school children, Jamie Oliver was yesterday greeted by a Cadbury's factory worker in Birmingham in egg-straordinary fashion. Whilst on his way to meet the Brum Veg Appreciation...
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Funny story: White House Easter Egg Scandal: FDA Tells Kids "Don't Eat Eggs-They're from China!"

White House Easter Egg Scandal: FDA Tells Kids "Don't Eat Eggs-They're from China!"

A breaking scandal has impacted Michelle Obama's campaign to 'eat healthy' as it has been revealed the 14,500 Coloured Easter Eggs hidden on the White House Grounds were imported from China and contain deadly toxins! The traditional hunt on Easter...
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Funny story: Dr Who stole my Easter Eggs

Dr Who stole my Easter Eggs

Gillian What mentioned to family and friends that the Easter Eggs, she bought were stolen from her place off work at a health centre in North London. What Gillian did not know was the trouble this was going to cause because she said to people during...
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Funny story: Pixie Lott picks a lot of Easter Eggs

Pixie Lott picks a lot of Easter Eggs

Pixie Lott the multi talented actress,dancer ,singer, songwriter was seen out in London yesterday buying Easter Eggs. Pixie Lott was out buying Easter Eggs for family and friends but there are a lot of reports that she picks a lot of Easter Eggs and...
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Funny story: Easter in Easterhouse with no Easter Eggs

Easter in Easterhouse with no Easter Eggs

If anybody ever offers to take you on a tour of Easterhouse in Glasgow, say no and make sure you don't change your mind. Easterhouse is one of the most poverty stricken deprived areas of Glasgow where if you see a cat with a tail its a tourist.
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Funny story: White House Easter Egg Roll Renamed: "Fruit Of Chicken's Loins Roll."

White House Easter Egg Roll Renamed: "Fruit Of Chicken's Loins Roll."

Michelle Obama announced today that the 2010 White House Easter Egg Roll that dates back to 1878 has been renamed so not to offend Jews and Muslims who don't celebrate this most holy of Christian holidays. The new name, "White House Fruit Of A Chick...
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Funny story: Chocolate can cut your leg off - Easter eggs may contain blades in future!

Chocolate can cut your leg off - Easter eggs may contain blades in future!

Easter eggs and other chocolate can now through a loop hole in an old law carry blades and other weapons, as long as they are not the locking type that have been banned since 1903 unless sold only in small amounts, latest research suggests. The st...
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Funny story: Pope Benedict Shocks World, Calls for Peace, Chocolate

Pope Benedict Shocks World, Calls for Peace, Chocolate

The Pope has used his customary Easter address to call for world peace. However, as the masses nodded at the speech they've heard so many times, Pope Benedict shocked many when, straight after calling for peace, he called for chocolate.
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Funny story: Jesus Christ Choked On Easter Egg - Claim

Jesus Christ Choked On Easter Egg - Claim

Christians gathering for their annual feverish shindig at the isolated outpost of Christendom, Easter Island, are up-in-arms over the radical views on Christianity, of one of its own disciples.
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Funny story: Iran Releases 15 British Sailors in Brightly Colored Eggs, Hidden Throughout the UK

Iran Releases 15 British Sailors in Brightly Colored Eggs, Hidden Throughout the UK

Citing the "joyful celebration of the Easter Bunny (PBUH)," a shared prophet of Christianity and Islam, President Ahmadinejad ordered the release of 15 British Sailors, encapsulated in brightly colored, ovoid "comfort pods," to be...
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Funny story: Easter island: Incest eggs orgy shame

Easter island: Incest eggs orgy shame

Easter island- This small isolated outcrop of rock stranded in the vast blue desert of the pacific ocean is known the world over for its mysterious giant stone heads and its barren treeless hills.
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