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Vandals move the Easter Island Heads

Funny story: Vandals move the Easter Island Heads

Archaeologists are up in arms after it has been revealed that the famous Heads on Easter Island have been moved. "It's a travesty," said Jenny Spinner, the archaeologist in charge of the treasures of the South Pacific. "The Heads are a crucial par...

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All Hell's Gonna Break Loose on July 11 According to Astrologers and Doomsayers

Funny story: All Hell's Gonna Break Loose on July 11 According to Astrologers and Doomsayers

Doomsayers the world over will be looking to the heavens on July 11 as one of the first seriously meaningful harbingers of the really, really, really awful things to come within the next two years leading up to the Apocalypse. The event is a tota...

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Easter Island Statue Begs for Somebody to Scratch his Nose

Funny story: Easter Island Statue Begs for Somebody to Scratch his Nose

EASTER ISLAND (AP Newsliar) -- Breaking a seven hundred year long vow of silence, Matumanaraku -- one of the giant "moai" statue heads found throughout Easter Island -- pleaded for somebody to scratch his nose.

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Easter Island Statues Just a Cultural Joke

Funny story: Easter Island Statues Just a Cultural Joke

Easter Island, Chili - After decades of research, scientists believe they have decoded the hidden meaning behind the large stone head statues located on Easter Island, Chili. A scroll was discovered on the island that gave indisputable proof of the m...

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Jesus Christ Choked On Easter Egg - Claim

Funny story: Jesus Christ Choked On Easter Egg - Claim

Christians gathering for their annual feverish shindig at the isolated outpost of Christendom, Easter Island, are up-in-arms over the radical views on Christianity, of one of its own disciples.

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Zion Oil prospectors want Passover Island name change

Funny story: Zion Oil prospectors want Passover Island name change

Wacko, Texarse - (Assinine Press): Texan oil prospecting midget Zion Oil has asked the UN to rename the Pacific Ocean's most intriguing archaeological site Passover Island after claims that the Lost Tribe of Israel annexed it thousands of years a...

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Flintstone fans up in arms as James Cameron shakes their bedrock

Funny story: Flintstone fans up in arms as James Cameron shakes their bedrock

Easter Island has been discovered to be the actual location of the town of Bedrock, long thought to be fictional, according to new archaeological evidence to be presented in a forthcoming documentary by James Cameron.

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Santa Claus Has North Pole, Bunny Has His Easter Island

Funny story: Santa Claus Has North Pole, Bunny Has His Easter Island

For centuries, archaeologists have had it wrong. Such eminent scientists as Margaret Mead and Thor Heyerdahl have theorized that the giant stone statues of Easter Island are actually Gods of the people or represtantions of former tribal leaders. In...

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Easter island: Incest eggs orgy shame

Funny story: Easter island: Incest eggs orgy shame

Easter island- This small isolated outcrop of rock stranded in the vast blue desert of the pacific ocean is known the world over for its mysterious giant stone heads and its barren treeless hills.

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Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled

Funny story: Easter Island Chocolate Candy Recalled

LUNDON, ENGLUND (IPU)--Cadbury, the British candy manufacturer, has announced a recall of some 30 million tons of Easter Island Statue candy not properly labeled with warnings for those with bad backs & herni...

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Easter Island Statues Actually Petrified Peeps

Funny story: Easter Island Statues Actually Petrified Peeps

Archaeologists on Easter Island have made an incredible discovery in relation to the large statues. They have learned through research and chemical analysis that the large faces are actually petrified peeps (the Easter candy). Scientists assumed fo...

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