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Funny story: Pope to Dress as Easter Bunny

Pope to Dress as Easter Bunny

Pope Francis has announced on Twitter that he will be dressing up as a rabbit this Easter Sunday. "Il Mio Papa" commented earlier today that the Catholic Church has focused too much on the resurrection of Christ at Easter. "Easter is important fo...
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Funny story: New York Man Knocks Out Easter Bunny!

New York Man Knocks Out Easter Bunny!

A man dressed as the Easter Bunny was going to a meeting of those who were being hired by Macy"s to sit with children for photographs or to tour the store telling children about where the Easter Bunny was located and about five of them could work dif...
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Funny story: Easter Defaults; Resurrection Looks Doubtful

Easter Defaults; Resurrection Looks Doubtful

Brussels - The Holidays and Holy Days Panel of the European Union has canceled Easter this year due to a lack of funding. "The Almighty, and I do use that name with a high degree of bitterness, refuses to perform a Resurrection this year," said Re...
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Funny story: Tom Brady Meets Donnie Darko

Tom Brady Meets Donnie Darko

With Wes Welker moving to Denver, Tom Brady must be lonely without his friend. So, it comes as no surprise that Tom has filmed some commercials for Unreal candy with the Easter Bunny. Brady has done some off-beat commercials for the candy produ...
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Funny story: Florida Bunny Killer says 'I was just making breakfast!'

Florida Bunny Killer says 'I was just making breakfast!'

WINTER HAVEN, FL (ABSNN) -A thirty-five year old Winter Haven, Florida man stands accused of serial murder today and faces years in prison. Reginald Owen Seer, Jr. claims the slaughter of the innocents was food preparation. His wife and Win...
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Funny story: New Poll: More Americans Believe In Easter Bunny Than Obama Born In USA

New Poll: More Americans Believe In Easter Bunny Than Obama Born In USA

The new Rasmussen Pole today revealed that only 38% of voting age Americans believe that President Barack Obama was born in the USA. The same poll showed that over 42% of those polled believe in the Easter Bunny. When asked the question: If the...
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Funny story: Easter Bunny Furloughed In Order to Save Money

Easter Bunny Furloughed In Order to Save Money

(Washington D.C.)- The White House announced that the new budget deal would furlough the Easter Bunny this Easter. "There's just not enough money to pay for all the eggs and jelly-beans." stated Speaker of the House, John Boehner. Easter generall...
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Funny story: Complains About Easter.

Complains About Easter.

Easter began as a pagan holiday, and was soon adopted by all. It's the celebration of bunnies and chocolate. Recently the Easter Bunny has voiced complaints, "Jesus is stealing my holiday!". What has this world come to? When the happy story of rabbits hiding chocolate eggs is replaced. Replaced by Jesus dying for our sins. People have been trying to ruin this happy holiday, by speaking of C...
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Funny story: Newby Isle of Wight Preparing for Easter BEFORE Christmas

Newby Isle of Wight Preparing for Easter BEFORE Christmas

Residents of Newby, Isle of Wight, recently heard that Tesco's have already put out Easter Eggs on their shelves. This 'dastardly deed' was carried out on Boxing Day. Newby residents don't seem to think of this as strange at all as new Mayor of Newby, Arthur Askme, said, "We folk of Newby always like to get an' ed start on thee 'olidays. What's the point o' waiting 'till last minute? Ou...
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Funny story: Santa Claus to hire unemployed Easter bunnies

Santa Claus to hire unemployed Easter bunnies

The North Pole - Santa, in an effort to curb the growth in the unemployment rolls, has hired several unemployed Easter bunnies laid off during recent cutbacks. "They were easy to train because they are use to delivering things. I tried to train...
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Funny story: Commentary, by funwithwords: Who Came Up With the Easter Bunny Anyway?

Commentary, by funwithwords: Who Came Up With the Easter Bunny Anyway?

Oklahoma City -- Let's get right to it, shall we? I'm not gettin' it, folks: why in the world do we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus by instilling within our children the expectation of a rabbit coming by the house and dropping off a load of muti-colored chicken eggs once per year? As I've noted in other "Commentaries," I readily acknowledge that I'm not the brightest bulb in the socket. G...
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Funny story: Easter Bunny denies all charges

Easter Bunny denies all charges

In a strange turn of events the Easter Bunny, a known Jehovah's Witness, arrested with his brother yesterday on a charge of 'running amock in an Elementary School' has entered a 'not guilty' plea on his own behalf. He has appealed to the court for...
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Funny story: "Easter Bunny" Found Frozen To Death In Scotland Highlands

"Easter Bunny" Found Frozen To Death In Scotland Highlands

A man who was apparently on a job to cheer up holiday makers and dressed as the Easter Bunny was found frozen to death after getting lost from the rest of the train passengers that he was with. Over 100 rail passengers had to be rescued in the ear...
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Funny story: Easter Bunny runs amuck in Canadian Elementary School

Easter Bunny runs amuck in Canadian Elementary School

Police were called to Huffington Public School in Ontario this morning. (note: Public Schools in Canada are 'State schools' NOT posh private schools). The alarm was raised by the custodian Peter Scrubs who noticed the Easter Bunny sneaking into sc...
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Funny story: Urgent Warning Issued About Easter Bunny

Urgent Warning Issued About Easter Bunny

Washington, DC-- Homeland Insecurity and the FBI have issued a joint warning regarding the Easter Bunny. The Easter Bunny has become dangerously psychotic, and it has developed a taste for human flesh. Over 200 fatal attacks were blamed on the East...
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Funny story: Animal Rights Groups Demand Robotic Ground Hog, Easter Bunny!

Animal Rights Groups Demand Robotic Ground Hog, Easter Bunny!

An animal rights group is demanding that no more live animals be used in Holiday celebrations. They say it is cruel to make a spectacle of a basically peaceful animal. But Bill Murray, president of the Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Groundhog C...
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Funny story: Santa Claus to divorce Mrs Claus after her affair with the Easter bunny

Santa Claus to divorce Mrs Claus after her affair with the Easter bunny

It has been a long time since we have heard from good old Saint Nick, who is well known for delivering presents all across the world. Recently however, he has not been 'hohohoing'. This is because he reportedly said that he is splitting up from his d...
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Funny story: Easter Bunny: "My Porno Shame"

Easter Bunny: "My Porno Shame"

Easter Bunny has revealed that the stories are true. He has a past as a porn star. Recent revelations in the press have forced 'EB' to come clean. "Yes, it's true. Some years ago I was down on my luck. Easter was still viewed as a religious festiv...
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