Brussels - The Holidays and Holy Days Panel of the European Union has canceled Easter this year due to a lack of funding.
"The Almighty, and I do use that name with a high degree of bitterness, refuses to perform a Resurrection this year," said Re...
The BBC are delighted to advertise (every hour on the hour for the next 4 weeks), a blockbuster Top Gear 'special' for Easter, to be screened on Good Friday.
During an action-packed hour and a half the team have an engineering challenge titled 'Pope my ride' where they take a Subaru and convert it to an open-topped golf cart with armoured glass windows, then race their creations through the str...
Windsor - "Apparently it was looking for peanuts," Sir Pomfret Wetlocks, chief arsewiper to the Prince of Wales, tweeted this morning, "secreted in Camilla's favorite hideyhole."
The furry little critter was then seen scurrying between the pews be...
Religious leaders have been busy this weekend delivering highly decorated Easter eggs to all-and-sundry on Sunday.
The Archbishop of Cork, dressed up as a long-robed chicken, delivered the most politically-charged Easter egg.
But the Bishop...
A new survey has revealed a shocking level of ignorance surrounding Easter and the events of Holy Week, amongst the general public.
The survey, which was conducted by the respected agnostic journal, Navel-Gazing Today, was both scientific and repr...
INTERCOURSE, Pa. - Although many people feel it's appropriate to pick on the Amish, the Pennsylvanian Germans are getting the last laugh.
G'pickled Easter eggs are flying off the shelves of Amish food stores from Lancaster to Easton, Pennsylvania,...
"Art'anoon Fred, happy Easter mate. There yer go, got a pint in all ready f'yer on table 'ere. Sit yerself dahn 'n' get that dahn inside yer. Bit nippy out there innit."
"Is a bit, yeah Ron. Still, it's only five minutes walk fer me t' get from my 'ouse to 'ere at The Golden Lion."
"Easter in this country? Waste of time in my 'umble opinion Fred. Okay in Rio like, nice 'n' warm in Rio 'cause...
A service was held under 6 feet of water this morning in Morton-twix-Heron after occultists burst a nearby reservoir in preparation for their own Easter thanksgiving.
In their version of events, a frogman in a white shroud emerges from a watery cr...
A local misery was today questioning the traditional name for the Friday of the Easter holidays.
The day has been named 'Good Friday' since time immemorial and comes after 'Maundy Thursday' and before, simply, Saturday and Easter Sunday and Monday...
Tunisia: - Millions of Good Friday pilgrims were gathering here in Tunisia today, in order to pay homage to Brian, a fictional, sort of Jesus-like character in the film, 'Monty Python's Life Of Brian.'
Pilgrims flooded into the country from such d...
For the first time in living memory, bookies in the south of England are preparing themselves to pay out for a White Easter.
"Who knew?" said Falstaff Bier, a bookmaker from Romford. "We've been accepting bets on White Easter's for decades, and ne...
Make no mistake. It's not a "peep" show.
Take your mind out of the gutter and see that we're talking about peeps. Y'know those soft marshmallow candies (yellow chickens and pink bunnies are the most popular) that folks either love or love to h...
Jesus Christ has been told by the government that he can no longer be crucified at Easter. Equalities minister Lynne Featherstone has instructed lawyers to claim that the cross is not central to Jesus' everyday life. Instead, the lawyers will seek a...
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Vatican City-- Pope Benedict XVI today revealed one of the Catholic Church's most closely guarded secrets. The Vatican does have the Holy Grail, but is has been turned into a bong for smoking marijuana. It's believed that Jesus Himself turned the H...
Right Honourable David Cameron MP (Conservative)
Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service.
Most Suitable Gift: A Guy Fawkes C4 filled exploding Easter egg.
Right Honourable Nick Clegg MP (Liberal Democrat)
Deputy Prime Minister, Lord President of the Council. (With special responsibility for political and constitutional reform)
Most Suitable Gift: A brow...
Venlo, Holland, Easter Monday: Thousands of Dutch kids were left crying and screaming during the Easter period; it seems that Dutch Easter bunnies had all lost their eggs?
As the world knows every child in Europe (apart from the UK and the very po...
(Washington D.C.)- The White House announced that the new budget deal would furlough the Easter Bunny this Easter.
"There's just not enough money to pay for all the eggs and jelly-beans." stated Speaker of the House, John Boehner. Easter generall...