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Tonight's "Eastenders" to Top All -Time Viewing Figures

Funny story: Tonight's "Eastenders" to Top All -Time Viewing Figures

An estimated 37 million people will be watching tonights riveting episode of EASTENDERS, Britains most popular soap first broadcast on Feb 19/ 1985. Here is the story so far... Belinda doesn't believe Neville when he says he did not have a thr...

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Eastbenders - We Can Do Better Than Coronation Street Minibus Crash

Funny story: Eastbenders - We Can Do Better Than Coronation Street Minibus Crash

T.V. "soap" writers, outraged by the record breaking viewing statistics generated by the Corrie minibus crash have vowed to go one better. The whole cast of Cockney soap, Eastbenders are about to be involved in a South Asia "aircraft gone missing"...

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Critics rave as Eastenders nails the cycle of life

Funny story: Critics rave as Eastenders nails the cycle of life

The BBC has been showered with accolades after the screening of the Eastenders episode handling the Beale Bereavement last week. Torquil Faversham, Head of Gritty Plot Lines explained, 'We knew we couldn't expose the nation to the terrible loss of an...

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Millwall Fans Split Into Three Factions

Funny story: Millwall Fans Split Into Three Factions

Fans of Millwall FC, in trouble recently for fighting amongst themselves at Wembley Stadium, have announced that they have split, not into two warring factions, but three. The FA Cup semi-final tie against Wigan Athletic was noteworthy, largely, f...

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Ian Beale Becomes A Sponge Cake

Funny story: Ian Beale Becomes A Sponge Cake

The BBC has released a picture of EastEnders' Ian Beale looking a little worse for wear on the streets of Walford following his nightmarish transformation into a Victoria sponge cake. The café owner heartthrob disappeared from Albert Square last m...

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Janine Off 'Eastenders' Wins 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'

Funny story: Janine Off 'Eastenders' Wins 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'

Of course it wasn't the character of Janine Butcher who won the show, it was the actress who portrays her, Charlie Brooks. Brooks beat off the competiton to become the twelfth winner of the show, and only the fourth 'Queen Of The Jungle', followin...

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Miranda'll Fix it for the BBC

Funny story: Miranda'll Fix it for the BBC

The BBC has unveiled it's new strategy to regain the trust of the nation. This will start over the Christmas period when the Christmas Day schedule will feature a 90 minute special of the sit-com 'Miranda' starring Miranda Hart this will be followed...

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New BBC Director General to reboot 'Last of the Summer Wine'

Funny story: New BBC Director General to reboot 'Last of the Summer Wine'

George Entwhistle the newly appointed Director General of the BBC has released plans today to reboot classic sit-com 'Last of the Summer Wine.' He said at a press conference today: "The public love the new 'Dr Who' well old Who fans don't but who giv...

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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 11th September 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 11th September 2012

Kim Kardashian's mum tells Kanye West : Stop talking about my daughter's sex tape. And make a new one? I think everyone has seen the last one by now. Coronation Street barmaid star Michelle Keegan: I'm genuinely not sexy. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder? EASTENDERS star Tony Discipline has said that Jessie Wallace's character Kat Moon could be having an affair with a WOMAN. KIm Ka...

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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Tulisa: I need a man with bigger b***s than me I'm sure there are clubs and websites that can accommodate Tulisa in this request. A request for volunteers to measure her balls has so far been inundated. Cheryl Fergison: I'll miss sex while in Celebrity Big Brother Is Sex the name of her pet dog? 'I'm never dieting again!' Claire Richards gives up trying to be slim as she steps out reveal...

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British Actress May Get the Role as the Next Mrs. Tom Cruise

Funny story: British Actress May Get the Role as the Next Mrs. Tom Cruise

A former British soap star is being shortlisted to play the role of Tom Cruise's wife after the actress who formerly had the role sensationally quit Thursday. Natalie Cassidy, 29, is best known for her role as "Sonia" on the long running BBC Soap...

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Britney Spears wants to compete at the London Olympics

Funny story: Britney Spears wants to compete at the London Olympics

Fears were growing again for Britney Spears health last night as she told fans she would be purchasing a 'duplex' in East London and competing at the London 2012 Olympics. Speaking to a fan on myface she said she loves the east end, after filming...

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Rebekah Brooks to be charged with 'perverting the course of Eastenders'

Funny story: Rebekah Brooks to be charged with 'perverting the course of Eastenders'

More bad news emerged last night for former News of The World and Sun editor Rebekah Brooks when it was leaked that the BBC are to take out a civil prosecution for the attack on her ex-hubby Ross Kemp, who played the actor Grant Mitchell in the flags...

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Ex-Brookside star jailed for making Eastenders plots appear plausible

Ex-Brookside actor Brian Regan has been jailed for his part in making the plot-lines which have become the hallmark of the BBC's flagship soap Eastenders appear remotely realistic. Regan, who was originally charged with murder following the death...

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Heather Trott To Marry Ben Mitchell

Funny story: Heather Trott To Marry Ben Mitchell

Heather Trott is to marry her soon to be on screen murderer Ben Mitchell after a three day whirlwind romance, a BBC inside source has claimed. Cheryl Fergison, who plays the lovable 'Heather' in the soap inadvertently blabbed "When we were filming...

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David Milipede joins cast of Eastenders to avoid 'soap opera of Labour Party'

Funny story: David Milipede joins cast of Eastenders to avoid 'soap opera of Labour Party'

The BBC pulled off a scoop last night as it announced David Milipede will join the cast of Eastenders to play local councillor Delboy Moon - long lost cousin of nearly everybody else currently in Eastenders. Milipede has branched out into acting t...

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Barack Obama set for appearance in EastEnders as one of Bianca's one-night stands

Funny story: Barack Obama set for appearance in EastEnders as one of Bianca's one-night stands

In an increasingly complex, interwoven, thoughtful and awe-inspiring (or to give its full technical description, "idiotic") storyline, it was revealed that the absent father of Bianca's mixed-race child Morgan is in fact USA President Barack Obama.

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ITV announce competitors for 'Skating With Nobodies'

Funny story: ITV announce competitors for 'Skating With Nobodies'

ITV today unveiled the new list of nobodies destined to fill our screens for the next 9 and a half weeks making prats of themselves in the name of showbiz and a higher than normal cheque compared to the minimum wage on offer in Burger King. The li...

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