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Earth Day celebrated around the world

Funny story: Earth Day celebrated around the world

It's Earth Day again, and people are trying to find novel and exciting uses for that boring grey substance that surrounds us - earth, which is also called soil. At Chaffinch St Cock, a gigantic Earth Parade was held to celebrate earth through the...

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Martians: Earth Day, Phooey! We Want a Mars Day!

Funny story: Martians: Earth Day, Phooey! We Want a Mars Day!

The little green creatures have made up their minds that they aren't going to sit silently through another Earth Day while their own planet remains unrecognized. No siree! Yesterday a bunch of Martians held a protest on the steps of the main bran...

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Lorax and Al Gore in Twitter War Over Earth Day

Funny story: Lorax and Al Gore in Twitter War Over Earth Day

The Lorax and Al Gore have become engaged in a bitter war of words on Twitter as to who has done more for environmental awareness and the observance of Earth Day. The Former Vice-President threw down the gauntlet yesterday when he called Mr. Lorax a...

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BP Celebrates Earth Day and Positive Change (of the Climate Variety)

This Earth Day, British Petroleum took the opportunity to celebrate the oil company's significant environmental progress. "We feel good about all BP has done to effect positive change," announced Group Chief Executive Bob Dudley. "Of the climate vari...

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Glenn Beck's Earth Day Message: "Global Warming Is Caused by Humans - Socialist Nazi Humans!"

Funny story: Glenn Beck's Earth Day Message: "Global Warming Is Caused by Humans - Socialist Nazi Humans!"

In his annual Earth Day message, media luminary Glenn Beck blamed world inaction in addressing the "real and horrifying reality" of global warming on " a carefully orchestrated plan by Al Gore, George Soros, ACORN and other members of a crypto-soci...

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Tea Party Protests Earth Day

Funny story: Tea Party Protests Earth Day

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Tea Party protesters gathered in Washington today to protest Earth Day which they claim is a "Liberul, Commie, Socialist, Marxist, Nazi" plot to destroy America and the Constitution. They carried signs, some of the more prominent being the following: "Eurth Day is Marxist Burth Day" "Globul Warming is a Commie Lie" "Envirunmentulists are taking jobs...

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Earth's "Earth Day" Message: "Get the hell off me!"

Funny story: Earth's "Earth Day" Message: "Get the hell off me!"

While President Obama used Earth Day to push a "Green Jobs" agenda, the Earth itself sent a mass e-mail urging humanity to develop the technology to move elsewhere. "You guys are worst than head-lice," the message said in part. "The dinosaurs kep...

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Earth Day Ignored by Population, Earth Said to be "Hurt"

Funny story: Earth Day Ignored by Population, Earth Said to be "Hurt"

Earth Day 2007 has been largely ignored by the population of Earth. This has left Mother Earth a bit upset.

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Bush Kicks Off Earth Day with a Bang

Funny story: Bush Kicks Off Earth Day with a Bang

(Washington, DC) President Bush hosted Earth Day festivities today on the White House lawn. Events included drag racing on Pennsylvania Avenue, cookouts, an air show, military fire power display, a lumberjack competition, a turkey shoot and free SU...

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School to Ban Earth Day

Funny story: School to Ban Earth Day

A public school in San Francisco has decided to ban all references to Earth Day this year because of the fear that it might offend anyone who might be visiting here from another planet.

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