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Funny story: Health-Conscious Environmentalist Kills Two Birds with One Stone by Going Vegan

Health-Conscious Environmentalist Kills Two Birds with One Stone by Going Vegan

As someone interested in boosting his own health and the health of the planet, health-conscious environmentalist Luke Jameson decided to kill two birds with one stone by going vegan. Luke was first inspired to go vegan when he learned that animal...
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Funny story: Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

Global Warming - No Longer a Threat

In 1827 scientists launched a rocket into space, with the knowledge that by the time it arrived, it would be just in time to stop global warming. The fear was, that with all the snow accumulated throughout the polar ice caps and the North East part...
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Funny story: "Earth is No Longer A Planet!" Announce Scientists

"Earth is No Longer A Planet!" Announce Scientists

Science Town, USA In a surprising announcement, Bulgarian scientists have shown that based on their latest calculations, Earth no longer qualified as a full planet and would have to be downgraded to a dwarf planet. Response from around Earth was...
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Funny story: Earth is Not Actually a Planet Reveal Surprised Scientists

Earth is Not Actually a Planet Reveal Surprised Scientists

Science Town, USA Scientists were astonished when they revealed to the press their most recent scientific discovery. "Earth is actually an artificial satellite created by an alien culture and was used as a movie set in a D-movie eons ago" spoke th...
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Funny story: Venus Atmosphere Proven Safer Than Earth's

Venus Atmosphere Proven Safer Than Earth's

Scienceville, CA-Scientists were shocked to find, after years of study, out that the atmosphere of the planet Venus is healthier than the atmosphere on Earth. The atmosphere of Venus, which is primarily Carbon Dioxide (CO2) with traces of Nitroge...
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Funny story: Voyager 1 probe only calls back Earth when it needs more money

Voyager 1 probe only calls back Earth when it needs more money

Tensions were evident in NASA yesterday when it was revealed that the space probe Voyager 1 had finally contacted back Earth, however it was later discovered that the satellite had called back simply to ask for more money to go out with friends whils...
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Funny story: Science Proves That the Earth Was Destroyed Millions of Years Ago

Science Proves That the Earth Was Destroyed Millions of Years Ago

Scientists announced today that they have discovered light rays emanating from space that show the Earth being destroyed by a meteor swarm 21 million years ago. When asked why we didn't remember or find evidence of such a calamity before, one of...
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Funny story: The Coca-Cola Company Still Hasn't Built the World a Home

The Coca-Cola Company Still Hasn't Built the World a Home

Atlanta, GA, USA - Despite a decades-long effort, the Coca-Cola company has not yet built the world a home or taught the world to sing in perfect harmony. The company's efforts began in 1971 with a television commercial featuring a multi-cultural gro...
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Funny story: What Have Future Generations Done For Us?

What Have Future Generations Done For Us?

David Koch of the famous oil-chemical super-billionaire brothers agreed to an interview with me on the issue of climate change. David and Charles have spent several billions in efforts to block legislative measures to block carbon pollution, the ma...
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Funny story: Is There Sex In The Afterlife?

Is There Sex In The Afterlife?

A star in our Milky Way galaxy called beta CVN in the constellation Canes Vebatucui has a companion planet, Sophia 69, that harbors extraordinarily intelligent extra-terrestrial life. Its civilization is so advanced that is beyond human imagination.
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Funny story: Humans To Go To Other Earth-Like Planets

Humans To Go To Other Earth-Like Planets

NASA's Kepler spacecraft has discovered 715 more planets in the Milky Way that could be a suitable to sustain human life. Since the first such discovery, in 1995, this brings the total to about 1,700. "This is very good news indeed," said Biology...
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Funny story: Oldest piece of Earth to make fine brooch

Oldest piece of Earth to make fine brooch

WAY DOWN UNDER -- It has humble origins. Found inside the intestines of a slaughtered sheep, in Western Australia, of all places, an ancient crystal known, among rock hounds, as a zircon, is the oldest piece of Earth on record. According to scient...
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Funny story: Pluto Orbit Changes! What Will Happen?

Pluto Orbit Changes! What Will Happen?

Scientists, among them John Holdren and Harold Keene, announced today that they now believe that the former planet Pluto is changing orbit. "We didn't want to panic anyone and we could have been wrong but the planet or former planet, Pluto is slig...
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Funny story: Two Big Meteors Are Actually Space Ships!

Two Big Meteors Are Actually Space Ships!

Scientists say that what they thought, and what these ships thought we would think, were meteors, are actually spaceships. "Undoubtedly they are from another planet or might even be a combination US/Russia deal where they try to unite the countri...
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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Confesses She Loves George Clooney But Sadly Says That He Only Dates Women That Are Much Younger Than Her

Sandra Bullock Confesses She Loves George Clooney But Sadly Says That He Only Dates Women That Are Much Younger Than Her

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was in the backyard of her Austin mansion barbecuing some fajitas for herself and her 4-year-old son Louis. Earlier she'd had a phone conversation with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk. Chipotle had asked her how sh...
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Funny story: Mystery solved by anonymous person

Mystery solved by anonymous person

London, England. In the most bizarre and astonishing news to break in history, a self employed sewage disposal worker has solved one of the the universe's most famous mysteries: why the earth rotates on its axis. The individual, who asked to remain n...
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Funny story: Earth Drawing Appeal of Tomatoes

Earth Drawing Appeal of Tomatoes

The Earth has a new ally against secret religions in the universe. The tomato! In a new push to bring new lifeforms to Earth, scientists have developed a special brand of tomato called Earthy. This fruit/vegetable when sliced in half will reveal...
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Funny story: Wind Turbines Are "slowing The Earth Down"

Wind Turbines Are "slowing The Earth Down"

Scientists in London have made a shock discovery this week while analysing the power generated by the worlds wind turbines. Some 267,000 wind turbines are now erected worldwide, with more going up each day, but tests on these monumental windmills giv...
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