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Funny story:  Is There Sex In The Afterlife?

Is There Sex In The Afterlife?

A star in our Milky Way galaxy called beta CVN in the constellation Canes Vebatucui has a companion planet, Sophia 69, that harbors extraordinarily intelligent extra-terrestrial life. Its civilization is so advanced that is beyond human imagination.
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Funny story:  Humans To Go To Other Earth-Like Planets

Humans To Go To Other Earth-Like Planets

NASA's Kepler spacecraft has discovered 715 more planets in the Milky Way that could be a suitable to sustain human life. Since the first such discovery, in 1995, this brings the total to about 1,700. "This is very good news indeed," said Biology...
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Funny story:  Oldest piece of Earth to make fine brooch

Oldest piece of Earth to make fine brooch

WAY DOWN UNDER -- It has humble origins. Found inside the intestines of a slaughtered sheep, in Western Australia, of all places, an ancient crystal known, among rock hounds, as a zircon, is the oldest piece of Earth on record. According to scient...
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Funny story:  Pluto Orbit Changes! What Will Happen?

Pluto Orbit Changes! What Will Happen?

Scientists, among them John Holdren and Harold Keene, announced today that they now believe that the former planet Pluto is changing orbit. "We didn't want to panic anyone and we could have been wrong but the planet or former planet, Pluto is slig...
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Funny story:  Two Big Meteors Are Actually Space Ships!

Two Big Meteors Are Actually Space Ships!

Scientists say that what they thought, and what these ships thought we would think, were meteors, are actually spaceships. "Undoubtedly they are from another planet or might even be a combination US/Russia deal where they try to unite the countri...
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Funny story:  Sandra Bullock Confesses She Loves George Clooney But Sadly Says That He Only Dates Women That Are Much Younger Than Her

Sandra Bullock Confesses She Loves George Clooney But Sadly Says That He Only Dates Women That Are Much Younger Than Her

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was in the backyard of her Austin mansion barbecuing some fajitas for herself and her 4-year-old son Louis. Earlier she'd had a phone conversation with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk. Chipotle had asked her how sh...
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Funny story:  Mystery solved by anonymous person

Mystery solved by anonymous person

London, England. In the most bizarre and astonishing news to break in history, a self employed sewage disposal worker has solved one of the the universe's most famous mysteries: why the earth rotates on its axis. The individual, who asked to remain n...
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Funny story:  Earth Drawing Appeal of Tomatoes

Earth Drawing Appeal of Tomatoes

The Earth has a new ally against secret religions in the universe. The tomato! In a new push to bring new lifeforms to Earth, scientists have developed a special brand of tomato called Earthy. This fruit/vegetable when sliced in half will reveal...
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Funny story:  Wind Turbines Are "slowing The Earth Down"

Wind Turbines Are "slowing The Earth Down"

Scientists in London have made a shock discovery this week while analysing the power generated by the worlds wind turbines. Some 267,000 wind turbines are now erected worldwide, with more going up each day, but tests on these monumental windmills giv...
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Funny story:  Reports Of Deadly Asteroid Hitting Earth "Probably" Overblown

Reports Of Deadly Asteroid Hitting Earth "Probably" Overblown

The continuing daily reports that asteroid "2012 DA14" hitting the Earth late this year, or more likely, early next year are somewhat overblown according to Today's Science Journal. "Oh, it could hit us", stated Dr. Harold Nitzberg of NASA. "But e...
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Funny story:  Pole Shift Expected March 21

Pole Shift Expected March 21

Houston, TX-- Scientists from around the world are alerting their governments to a 'complex' pole shift coming on March 21. Astronomers say that is the day that Earth will pass through the galactic plane of the Milky Way. No real damage is expected...
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Funny story:  Nomad Planets Mad at Earth!

Nomad Planets Mad at Earth!

According to a new Study by the Clavical Reconstituted Astrophysical Particular Cosmotology Institute (CRAPCI) said "Nomad planets" may mob the Milky Way. In fact they are particularly unhappy with Planet Earth, a non-nomadic planet. "Nomad planets"...
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Funny story:  NASA Offered Local Inventor's 'Space Scrubber'

NASA Offered Local Inventor's 'Space Scrubber'

A local inventor is set to make a fortune by selling his latest device to US space agency, NASA. Sid Shelf believes his invention is just what NASA needs to clean up the mess that has been created in near-Earth orbit by the various space programme...
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Funny story:  Thousands of haemorrhoids found near Earth

Thousands of haemorrhoids found near Earth

About 1,000 haemorrhoids big enough to cause catastrophic damage if they hit Earth are orbiting relatively nearby, a NASA survey shows. In a project known as SmellySpaceguard, the U.S. space agency was ordered by Congress in 1998 to find 90 percen...
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Funny story:  Earth-like planet discovered; Greens angry

Earth-like planet discovered; Greens angry

It's called Kepler 22-b, it has a temperature of 22 degrees C, and it's only 600 light years away. It is the most Earth-like planet yet discovered by NASA, who have found hundreds of planets outside our own Solar System in recent years. It is like...
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Funny story:  Near Earth Asteroid Nothing To Worry About

Near Earth Asteroid Nothing To Worry About

The media has widely reported that an asteroid big enough to destroy all life on Earth will pass close by later this week. This has understandably caused some unease amongst our readers and we have received literally thousands of emails, tweets and t...
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Funny story:  Asteroid set for fly-past of Earth particularly scary for those with depth perception issues

Asteroid set for fly-past of Earth particularly scary for those with depth perception issues

HARFOLD, Vt.--This week, an asteroid 1,300 feet in diameter will pass between Earth and the moon. Traveling at about 30,000 miles per hour and 200,000 above Earth, the normal, everyday person will be none the wiser. For those, however, with depth...
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Funny story:  Asteroid to Knock the Moon into the Earth on Tuesday

Asteroid to Knock the Moon into the Earth on Tuesday

NASA waited until today to tell us that on Tuesday evening a gigantic asteroid is going to crash into the moon and send the moon crashing full speed into Earth. Today a senior US military official said that Iran is "the biggest threat to the United S...
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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