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Smart Phone eats woman's ear, attaches to head!

Anna Mae McCorkle, a prominent citizen off Louisburg, NC was rushed to the hospital this morning after collapsing at the local Walmart. The Franklin Times is reporting that she was taken to Wake Med in Raleigh as all of the doctors in Louisburg have...

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Strangler gets 10 ears

A deaf drug addict who strangled five people got away with ten ears. Al Avago was notorious for strangling his victims with the wire cords from their own ear-phones. In his defence, Avago claimed that as he was trying to get the ear-phones out o...

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Red wine is good for your ears

Rubbing red wine on both ears may enrich your hearing and enjoyment of music. When people listened to some of their favourite sound-tracks after splashing red wine on their ears, they sounded much better. Scientists at the Shiraz Hearing Resear...

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Volvo Wins "Best Key to Use to Pick Your Ear" Award

Funny story: Volvo Wins "Best Key to Use to Pick Your Ear" Award

For the third year in a row, a Volvo ignition key has won top honors in the "Best Key" category at the National Ear Pickers convention. Judges at this year's gathering in Nashville presented elated Volvo representatives with the coveted Golden E...

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Humans are evolving bigger noses

Funny story: Humans are evolving bigger noses

A study of skulls across the past twenty-thousand years since modern humans emerged from Africa has revealed that human nosed and ears are getting bigger. "For most of human history," said Cambridge University evolutionary biologist, Eva Luton, "n...

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International rugby star banned for three ears

Funny story: International rugby star banned for three ears

Super League was rocked yesterday by the banning of former international star Ivor Nutherwon for the rest of the season, after his ear count was over the limit. It comes after a sixth-month investigation, led by UK Ear-Count (UKEC), the body which...

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Serena Williams blames new earrings for her second set wobble

Funny story: Serena Williams blames new earrings for her second set wobble

Speaking after her 6-3, 3-6, 6-1 win over Aravane Rezai in Wimbeldon the Women's Wimbledon Winner was emotional, and claimed to be drained. "Rezai gave me a massive game," Williams said. "Especially in the second set. For a time I was actually wor...

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Obama Slowly Going Mad From Satellite Transmissions

Funny story: Obama Slowly Going Mad From Satellite Transmissions

President Obama is easily recognizable in even the worst photos and caricatures because of his enormous auditory apparatus, and he is said to be quite sensitive about the subject. Now an anonymous source within the White House says that the presiden...

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Man With No Ears Wins Grammy Award

Funny story: Man With No Ears Wins Grammy Award

You can usually rely on America for a headline and this one is certainly a contender. Country & Western singer Garth Proops, 57, has no ears but it hasn't stopped him writing and recording a full album of songs which have now won critical acc...

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A plea for stories on 'ear lobes' to take us away from vaginas for a while

Funny story: A plea for stories on 'ear lobes' to take us away from vaginas for a while

I am so tired of reading stories about vaginas and penis(es| and am making a plea to writers to come up with some interesting takes on ear lobes. I have just read (or heard-I can't remember which) that if you have your earlobes made 'smaller' you will definitely look much younger. That would mean you may be more attractive to women (you guys) before they even catch a glimpse of your nethe...

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Spock Retiring His Leonard Nimoy Ears: pointless ears a turn-off for gay partner Sulu

Funny story: Spock Retiring His Leonard Nimoy Ears: pointless ears a turn-off for gay partner Sulu

Don't expect to see Spock in the 52nd Star Trek film sequel now in the works for 2012. The 79-year-old bisexual half-Vulcan tells the Toronto Sun he's retiring from all acting gigs, including appearances as Leonard Nimoy, "I've been doing this pr...

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Walls have Ears!

Funny story: Walls have Ears!

Hard pressed British families will be glad to hear that Walls, producer of their beloved "Banger" is branching out and will shortly be marketing "Pigs Ears" as "a tasty snack the whole family can enjoy anytime! "Gordon Brown was our inspiration. W...

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Secrets of Van Gogh's ear finally revealed

Funny story: Secrets of Van Gogh's ear finally revealed

Vincent Van Gogh, the famous painter, has also been well known for allegedly having cut off his own ear in a fit of depression. However a team of historians revealed today the true story behind his lost lobe and how it came to happen. In fact i...

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Van Gogh's Ear Found

Funny story: Van Gogh's Ear Found

Did he cut his ear off or didn't he? Did Gauguin do it? Where is it now? These are just some of the questions being bandied about in the art world this week, as yet another theory is advanced as to what really led Vincent Van Gogh to lose an ear.

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US cosmetic surgeons inundated with requests from American men to have their ears "enlarged to look like Prez. Obama". Prince Charles thrilled to bits!

Funny story: US cosmetic surgeons inundated with requests from American men to have their ears "enlarged to look like Prez. Obama". Prince Charles thrilled to bits!

LOS ANGELES - Cosmetic surgeons in the US are being deluged with requests from American men to have their ears enlarged "to look like Prez Obama". Dr. Wyatt Eardley. Chief of Surgery at a well-known Hollywood clinic said "There has been such a rev...

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Obama Wiggles Ears

Funny story: Obama Wiggles Ears

President-elect Barack Obama delighted a crowd at a Washington D.C. Starbucks by dropping in and showing how he can wiggle his ears. "I can wiggle 'em... I'm tellin' ya!" he said to an enthused audience and proceeded to do just that to the oohs an...

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Oxford Elderly Ear Institute Rebuts Scientific Research that Elderly Ears Expand

Funny story: Oxford Elderly Ear Institute Rebuts Scientific Research that Elderly Ears Expand

Dr Dumbo Orrechia of the Oxford Elderly Ear Institute has vigorously disputed the widespread scientific and popular belief that old ears are ears of great size. For centuries now common and uncommon persons have fervently held the belief that agi...

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Disney take the Mickey out of boy

Funny story: Disney take the Mickey out of boy

Yorkshire school boy, Adrian Hippleswaite, is to be denied his life long dream of owning his own ears by the Disney Corporation.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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