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Funny story: Red wine is good for your ears

Red wine is good for your ears

Rubbing red wine on both ears may enrich your hearing and enjoyment of music. When people listened to some of their favourite sound-tracks after splashing red wine on their ears, they sounded much better. Scientists at the Shiraz Hearing Resear...
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Funny story: Volvo Wins "Best Key to Use to Pick Your Ear" Award

Volvo Wins "Best Key to Use to Pick Your Ear" Award

For the third year in a row, a Volvo ignition key has won top honors in the "Best Key" category at the National Ear Pickers convention. Judges at this year's gathering in Nashville presented elated Volvo representatives with the coveted Golden E...
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Funny story: Nervous Barber Accidentally Cuts Off Customer's Ear

Nervous Barber Accidentally Cuts Off Customer's Ear

Philadelphia, PA-- A very nervous new barber cut off the left ear of his very first customer by mistake. Sources say Tony Baloney sliced off the ear of an unidentified middle aged man last month. No charges are expected to be filed in the surreal ca...
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Funny story: Humans are evolving bigger noses

Humans are evolving bigger noses

A study of skulls across the past twenty-thousand years since modern humans emerged from Africa has revealed that human nosed and ears are getting bigger. "For most of human history," said Cambridge University evolutionary biologist, Eva Luton, "n...
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Funny story: International rugby star banned for three ears

International rugby star banned for three ears

Super League was rocked yesterday by the banning of former international star Ivor Nutherwon for the rest of the season, after his ear count was over the limit. It comes after a sixth-month investigation, led by UK Ear-Count (UKEC), the body which...
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Funny story: Serena Williams blames new earrings for her second set wobble

Serena Williams blames new earrings for her second set wobble

Speaking after her 6-3, 3-6, 6-1 win over Aravane Rezai in Wimbeldon the Women's Wimbledon Winner was emotional, and claimed to be drained. "Rezai gave me a massive game," Williams said. "Especially in the second set. For a time I was actually wor...
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Funny story: Obama Slowly Going Mad From Satellite Transmissions

Obama Slowly Going Mad From Satellite Transmissions

President Obama is easily recognizable in even the worst photos and caricatures because of his enormous auditory apparatus, and he is said to be quite sensitive about the subject. Now an anonymous source within the White House says that the presiden...
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Funny story: Man With No Ears Wins Grammy Award

Man With No Ears Wins Grammy Award

You can usually rely on America for a headline and this one is certainly a contender. Country & Western singer Garth Proops, 57, has no ears but it hasn't stopped him writing and recording a full album of songs which have now won critical acc...
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Funny story: A plea for stories on 'ear lobes' to take us away from vaginas for a while

A plea for stories on 'ear lobes' to take us away from vaginas for a while

I am so tired of reading stories about vaginas and penis(es| and am making a plea to writers to come up with some interesting takes on ear lobes. I have just read (or heard-I can't remember which) that if you have your earlobes made 'smaller' you will definitely look much younger. That would mean you may be more attractive to women (you guys) before they even catch a glimpse of your nethe...
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Funny story: Spock Retiring His Leonard Nimoy Ears: pointless ears a turn-off for gay partner Sulu

Spock Retiring His Leonard Nimoy Ears: pointless ears a turn-off for gay partner Sulu

Don't expect to see Spock in the 52nd Star Trek film sequel now in the works for 2012. The 79-year-old bisexual half-Vulcan tells the Toronto Sun he's retiring from all acting gigs, including appearances as Leonard Nimoy, "I've been doing this pr...
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Funny story: Walls have Ears!

Walls have Ears!

Hard pressed British families will be glad to hear that Walls, producer of their beloved "Banger" is branching out and will shortly be marketing "Pigs Ears" as "a tasty snack the whole family can enjoy anytime! "Gordon Brown was our inspiration. W...
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Funny story: Secrets of Van Gogh's ear finally revealed

Secrets of Van Gogh's ear finally revealed

Vincent Van Gogh, the famous painter, has also been well known for allegedly having cut off his own ear in a fit of depression. However a team of historians revealed today the true story behind his lost lobe and how it came to happen. In fact i...
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Funny story: Van Gogh's Ear Found

Van Gogh's Ear Found

Did he cut his ear off or didn't he? Did Gauguin do it? Where is it now? These are just some of the questions being bandied about in the art world this week, as yet another theory is advanced as to what really led Vincent Van Gogh to lose an ear.
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Funny story: US cosmetic surgeons inundated with requests from American men to have their ears "enlarged to look like Prez. Obama". Prince Charles thrilled to bits!

US cosmetic surgeons inundated with requests from American men to have their ears "enlarged to look like Prez. Obama". Prince Charles thrilled to bits!

LOS ANGELES - Cosmetic surgeons in the US are being deluged with requests from American men to have their ears enlarged "to look like Prez Obama". Dr. Wyatt Eardley. Chief of Surgery at a well-known Hollywood clinic said "There has been such a rev...
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Funny story: Obama Wiggles Ears

Obama Wiggles Ears

President-elect Barack Obama delighted a crowd at a Washington D.C. Starbucks by dropping in and showing how he can wiggle his ears. "I can wiggle 'em... I'm tellin' ya!" he said to an enthused audience and proceeded to do just that to the oohs an...
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Funny story: Oxford Elderly Ear Institute Rebuts Scientific Research that Elderly Ears Expand

Oxford Elderly Ear Institute Rebuts Scientific Research that Elderly Ears Expand

Dr Dumbo Orrechia of the Oxford Elderly Ear Institute has vigorously disputed the widespread scientific and popular belief that old ears are ears of great size. For centuries now common and uncommon persons have fervently held the belief that agi...
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Funny story: Disney take the Mickey out of boy

Disney take the Mickey out of boy

Yorkshire school boy, Adrian Hippleswaite, is to be denied his life long dream of owning his own ears by the Disney Corporation.
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Funny story: Wax turns to Gold

Wax turns to Gold

Little Juanita Gonzalez has struck gold with the wax from her ears.
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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