Samantha 'Stiff neck, prominent jaw line, unflinching eyes and mechanical mouth' Jones has caused surprise and uproar today after she was spotted showing what appeared to be some kind of human emotion.
After hearing about Tennis player Andy Murr...
A&E departments across the capital have reported a surge in admissions today as a steady stream of TV correspondents appear to be signing themselves in for treatment; suffering from a new and worrying illness, brought on by The Diamond Jubilee,...
SKY tv presenter and disgruntled celebrity Manchester united fan Eammon 'donut' Holmes spoke out today about his beloved United's poor run of form and recent downgrading by credit rating agencies S&P, Moodys and Fitch.
"The whole thing is a s...
Shocked Sky News viewers were appalled to see Eamonn Holmes cough up an entire pie during this morning's 8.32am bulletin.
Charlotte Hawkins had to swing her head in earnest, to make sure that she missed the Steak and Ale pie blast, although it did...
Sensational news that Royal Correspondents across all networks and all sections of the media are tonight saying that they've "Had enough" in the wake of the Royal Wedding. Sir Findlay Fotheringay- Phipps, Convener and Shop Steward for the National As...
TV presenter Eamonn Holmes has guaranteed the world will live in an everlasting state of peace if the BBC commissions a fifth series of Sudo-Q.
Holmes, who presented four series of the sudoku / general knowledge based quiz show, believed there had...
TV heavyweight Eamonn Homes has launched a scathing attack on unfunny impressionist Jon Cortshort after a televised show in which Cortshort appeared to mock the overweight presenter.
In a series of sketches Cortshort, who uncannily has the same vo...
In the last ever romantic thriller written by Barbara Cartland, it is sensationally revealed that fictional detective Sherlock Holmes is in actual fact the real life Father of cuddly TV host, Eamonn Holmes.
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