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You can't do THAT on TV!

Funny story: You can't do THAT on TV!

Samantha 'Stiff neck, prominent jaw line, unflinching eyes and mechanical mouth' Jones has caused surprise and uproar today after she was spotted showing what appeared to be some kind of human emotion. After hearing about Tennis player Andy Murr...

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Sycophantic Grovelling By TV Presenters Sees Hospital A & E Admissions Soar Across London

Funny story: Sycophantic Grovelling By TV Presenters Sees Hospital A & E Admissions Soar Across London

A&E departments across the capital have reported a surge in admissions today as a steady stream of TV correspondents appear to be signing themselves in for treatment; suffering from a new and worrying illness, brought on by The Diamond Jubilee,...

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Eamonn Holmes says Manchester United fans 'starved' of success

Funny story: Eamonn Holmes says Manchester United fans 'starved' of success

SKY tv presenter and disgruntled celebrity Manchester united fan Eammon 'donut' Holmes spoke out today about his beloved United's poor run of form and recent downgrading by credit rating agencies S&P, Moodys and Fitch. "The whole thing is a s...

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Eamonn Holmes Coughs Up Entire Pie Live On Air

Shocked Sky News viewers were appalled to see Eamonn Holmes cough up an entire pie during this morning's 8.32am bulletin. Charlotte Hawkins had to swing her head in earnest, to make sure that she missed the Steak and Ale pie blast, although it did...

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Wedding Of The Century Takes Terrible Toll On Royal Watchers

Funny story: Wedding Of The Century Takes Terrible Toll On Royal Watchers

Sensational news that Royal Correspondents across all networks and all sections of the media are tonight saying that they've "Had enough" in the wake of the Royal Wedding. Sir Findlay Fotheringay- Phipps, Convener and Shop Steward for the National As...

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Eamonn Holmes: Fifth series of Sudo-Q will guarantee everlasting world peace

Funny story: Eamonn Holmes: Fifth series of Sudo-Q will guarantee everlasting world peace

TV presenter Eamonn Holmes has guaranteed the world will live in an everlasting state of peace if the BBC commissions a fifth series of Sudo-Q. Holmes, who presented four series of the sudoku / general knowledge based quiz show, believed there had...

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Eamonn Homes Hurt At Fat Jibes

TV heavyweight Eamonn Homes has launched a scathing attack on unfunny impressionist Jon Cortshort after a televised show in which Cortshort appeared to mock the overweight presenter. In a series of sketches Cortshort, who uncannily has the same vo...

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Sherlock Holmes - Real life father of Eamonn

Funny story: Sherlock Holmes - Real life father of Eamonn

In the last ever romantic thriller written by Barbara Cartland, it is sensationally revealed that fictional detective Sherlock Holmes is in actual fact the real life Father of cuddly TV host, Eamonn Holmes.

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