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Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 4

Funny story: Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 4

The beings from the planet Sophia69, who have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions have beamed an answer to their second "Question Of The Week," "What is the human activity that will make all and any human emotions, actions, desires thought-systems, values, idols, and totems and religions obsolete?" (The reader will recall that the first question was,...

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Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 3

Funny story: Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 3

As everyone on earth now knows - this is my third column on this - beings from the planet Sophia 69 have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions in recent days. Details of how this has affected media content...

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Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 2

Funny story: Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 2

As everyone on earth now knows, beings from the planet Sophia 69, that harbors extraordinarily intelligent extra-terrestrial life, have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions in recent days. As reported in...

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Condoleezza Rice Related to E.T.

Funny story: Condoleezza Rice Related to E.T.

A background check conducted by the Romney Campaign, which is considering selecting Condoleeza Rice as Romney's Vice President running mate, has revealed that Rice is related to E.T. the Extraterrestial from the popular 1982 Steven Speilberg science...

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Official: no aliens in the White House

Funny story: Official: no aliens in the White House

Washington AC/DC - The US government denied today the existence of intelligent alien lifeforms in the White House amid a mounting furor about 'non-indigenous illegals' in high public office. Tell-tale signs like ectoplasm trails, mysterious glowin...

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Have the Time Team found ET?

Funny story: Have the Time Team found ET?

Following a recent excavation in Northumberland for Channel Four's Time Team, Tony Robinson has confirmed the discovery of remains believed to be from a space craft of unknown origin. Discovered in a blast crater, the remains appear to be those o...

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Steven Spielberg reveals that ET never phones him these days

Funny story: Steven Spielberg reveals that ET never phones him these days

Bearded multi-millionaire and film maker Steven Spielberg has revealed that it has been years since his former work colleague ET phoned him. 'I made him a star' said the bewildered man of a thousand visions 'and he never phones. Other people who I...

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Wapping UFO 'sucked emails from NewsCorpse archive'

Funny story: Wapping UFO 'sucked emails from NewsCorpse archive'

London - A mystery craft 'armed with a 1,000ft plunger' was seen servicing sewers under the newspaper HQ. It then took off in a northerly direction leaving behind toxic contrails 'that looked awfully like the letters IOU'. Witnesses described t...

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Spielberg Hit With Multi Million Dollar Lawsuit

Funny story: Spielberg Hit With Multi Million Dollar Lawsuit

World famous director Steven Spielberg and Universal Studios have been served with a multi million dollar lawsuit by an unemployed Los Angeles labourer. The 50 page suit, filed today in Los Angeles County Court, claims that Speilberg breached the copyright of Angelino Manassa following a car crash in Los Angeles in 1981. The papers, lodged by lawyer Barnabus E. Wilstein, continue : "On Ma...

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Spoofer Accidentally Finds Extra-Terrestrials Using SETI Sceensaver

Funny story: Spoofer Accidentally Finds Extra-Terrestrials Using SETI Sceensaver

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - At 5.08pm GMT, spoofer Inhopeless has found alien life using his home computer. "Well," he said, "I just downloaded the screensaver. I went to get my memory stick from my coat, and that took some time. My computer screensaver ki...

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ET still not home after wild party

Funny story: ET still not home after wild party

ET, the beloved alien from a 1982 family documentary is not home from a wild party. He is said to have gone out on New Year's eve, just after 9, to go to a party at his friend's house, two galaxies over, and has not managed to phone home. His...

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E.T. was 37 years old when he befriended 10 year old Elliott - New book claims

Funny story: E.T. was 37 years old when he befriended 10 year old Elliott - New book claims

To millions he was the rubber-necked, cuddly, alien youngster from a planet far, far away who was apparently abandoned on planet earth but was discovered and cared for by a young boy. However, a new book claims E.T. the Extra Terrestrial was a mature...

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Phoenix Earth Lander Detects No Life On The Blue Planet

Funny story: Phoenix Earth Lander Detects No Life On The Blue Planet

Hades City Venus -- Disappointed scientists announced today there is no on extravenusian life on Earth. The space agency's ambitious Phoenix Earth Lander conducted several tests at the Blue Planet's equator and found the planet was sterile. T...

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Extra-Terrestrials - Proof At Last!

Funny story: Extra-Terrestrials - Proof At Last!

The world stared in awe today at the two lastest space-beings that have come to make their home in LA, Calif. The "odd couple" as they have been described, arrived in a blaze of media hype.

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UFO Sighting Causes Mad Panic

Funny story: UFO Sighting Causes Mad Panic

A UFO that hovered over the West Midlands towns of Oldbury and Dudley at the weekend, caused havoc on the roads in the area, and widespread panic back on its home planet!...

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Alien Found in Dick Cheney's Intestines

Funny story: Alien Found in Dick Cheney's Intestines

Early this morning, Dick Cheney was rushed to the hospital, having severe abdominal pains. Suspecting that he had swallowed another roll of hundred dollar bills, they quickly rushed him into emergency surgery.

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Entertainment Tonight Vows; Anna Nicole Smith Will Never Rest In Peace Until We Find Another Story

Funny story: Entertainment Tonight Vows; Anna Nicole Smith Will Never Rest In Peace Until We Find Another Story

Despite the fact that she's been dead for some time and that nothing has happened to change this, Anna Nicole Smith, whose tragic story doesn't need to be recapped here, is once again the top story on Entertainment Tonight.

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Spielberg admits 'I was abducted'

Funny story: Spielberg admits 'I was abducted'

The director who made blockbusters such as Jaws and Close Encounters of the Third Kind claims he was abducted by aliens before he became famous.

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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