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Legendary ESPN Sportscaster's Cause of Death Identified -Choked on Gallons Of Freshly Squirted Semen

Funny story: Legendary ESPN Sportscaster's Cause of Death Identified -Choked on Gallons Of Freshly Squirted Semen

Baltimore, MD - He was so different. He was black but Canadian. He was black and specialized in Hockey commentary and play by play, sometimes assuming a fake French accent when he did the latter at a velocity quicker than even the most amped up Per...

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Pro Golfers Think Bubba is a Total Wad

Funny story: Pro Golfers Think Bubba is a Total Wad

Augusta, Georgia - On the eve of the 79th Master's Golf Tournament, ESPN revealed some of the answers to an unofficial, impromptu poll that they have been conducting over the last several tournaments. And according to these surveys, 2-time Master's w...

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ESPN Suspends All Network Employees for Future Insensitive Remarks

Bristol, CT - Hank Williams Jr., Max Kellerman and Stephen A. Smith are only a few of the recipients of ESPN's rash of suspensions or firings, handed out after each made comments deemed politically incorrect by the sports network. So, as a pre...

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ESPN's Stephen A. Smith to debate all Twitter followers

Funny story: ESPN's Stephen A. Smith to debate all Twitter followers

Citing his passion for debate, flare for commentary and overarching desire to make others feel mentally dominated, ESPN sports anchor Stephen A. Smith has announced plans to debate each of his followers on Twitter. The event, which Smith has dubbe...

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Sundusky verdict feel-good counter to NBA Finals

Funny story: Sundusky verdict feel-good counter to NBA Finals

AMERICA-In light of the Miami Heat's victory in the N.B.A. Finals, sports media outlets across the country have been using the guilty verdict in Jerry Sandusky's child molestation trial as the lighter side of the sports news. Media figures have claim...

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BT Shock with £738 Million Premier League rights, 'seeing off' stern ESPN and Al Jazeera competition.

Funny story: BT Shock with £738 Million Premier League rights, 'seeing off' stern ESPN and Al Jazeera competition.

Post Office/BT Tower, LONDON: BT shockingly moved into Premier League football, after paying £738m to win the rights to show live matches from next year, with BSkyB still broadcasting the vast majority of live Premier League matches. Armchair T...

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NBA Superstar Lebron James Tries Professional Baseball

Funny story: NBA Superstar Lebron James Tries Professional Baseball

MIAMI - "One day Jordan will wear my baseball jersey and envy how much better I was at it," begins Lebron James at a press conference he hosted out of boredom. Most reporters did not have a clue why Lebron James called them to come downtown Miami,...

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Hank Williams Jr. asks ESPN for his job back because he misspoke

Funny story: Hank Williams Jr. asks ESPN for his job back because he misspoke

LOS ANGELES - On Wednesday afternoon ESPN executives sat down with Hank Williams Jr. in what appeared to be a second chance. Witnesses confirmed that Hank was seen going into the building with a shaved face, hair combed, and a subway sandwich in his...

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Chad Ochocinco upset Tom Brady keeps scoring all the touchdowns

Funny story: Chad Ochocinco upset Tom Brady keeps scoring all the touchdowns

NEW ENGLAND - NFL Wide Receiver Chad Ochocino told ESPN sports anchor Stuart Scott before the game on Sunday, "Give me the damn ball!" Stuart Scott was taken back because no one told him he was going to carry anyone's ball that day. However, repor...

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ESPN Replaces Ines Sainz with Helen Thomas

ESPN President George Bodenheimer announced today that effective immediately ESPN is replacing sports reporter Ines Sainz with Helen Thomas. Bodenheimer said, "It took a long time for women to make it into the men's locker rooms where the men are...

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ESPN Sports Analyst Steve McManaman Blames The Opening Game of The World Cup Tie on The Dreaded Vuvuzelas Bees

Funny story: ESPN Sports Analyst Steve McManaman Blames The Opening Game of The World Cup Tie on The Dreaded Vuvuzelas Bees

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Many of the world' sports writers covering The 2010 FIFA World Cup Finals are in agreement that something needs to be done about the vuvuzelas situation. Many compare the annoying as hell sound to a swarm of bees, othe...

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ESPN's Tony Kornheiser Suspended For Saying Hannah Storm Looked Like An Overstuffed Burrito

Funny story: ESPN's Tony Kornheiser Suspended For Saying Hannah Storm Looked Like An Overstuffed Burrito

NEW YORK CITY - ESPN sports presenter Tony Kornheiser has been suspended for making a dumbass remark about fellow female colleague Hannah Storm. Kornheiser remarked that Hannah Storm who was wearing a tight-fitting red sweater, a plaid parochial s...

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ESPN Announces New Soccer Line Up with Erin Andrews and UK Nut Bag "Skoob1999"

Funny story: ESPN Announces New Soccer Line Up with Erin Andrews and UK Nut Bag "Skoob1999"

NY,NY/ Entertainment and Sporting News - Over 35 avid US Soccer fans celebrated at the expatriate Oasis Bar and Grill on East 23rd Street today with the stunning announcement that 'real soccer' announcers would be appearing on the sports channel's la...

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Peeping Tom Concerned About Erin Andrews

Funny story: Peeping Tom Concerned About Erin Andrews

The peeping tom who posted online several nude videos of ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrews (and asked us to call him Tom) said he is very concerned about the lack of sex in her life. "I've got nude videos of her curling her hair and ironing her cloth...

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ESPN's Chris Berman Interviews Obama and McCain During Monday Night Football

Funny story: ESPN's Chris Berman Interviews Obama and McCain During Monday Night Football

Berman: Good evening, Senator Obama and Senator McCain. Thank you so much for taking some of our--I mean your time to be with us this evening. We tossed a coin, and Senator Obama won, so we'll start with him. Senator Obama, what sort of changes do you plan to make to the NFL? Obama: Chris, some teams are collecting far more wins than they need, while other teams have few wins, if any. I...

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Rumor: Teams USA and Mexico near Major Trade involving Tilde and Exclamation Point

Funny story: Rumor: Teams USA and Mexico near Major Trade involving Tilde and Exclamation Point

ESPN has reported that Teams USA and Mexico are close to a deal that would send the exclamation point and the letter "K" to Mexico in exchange for Team USA's exclusive rights to the tilde.

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Keith Jackson's Phone Sex Tapes Hit Internet

It may not have the visual sexuality of the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape, but a collection of long-time college football broadcaster Keith Jackson's answering machine messages to his wife, Turi Ann, has been making the rounds on various we...

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Corporate Bidders to Replace Popular Vote in Congressional Elections

Funny story: Corporate Bidders to Replace Popular Vote in Congressional Elections

Congress has proposed a novel new program which promises to eliminate the National Debt and save Social Security all in one fell swoop.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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