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Funny story: EPA Formally Declares Clouds a Dangerous Pollutant

EPA Formally Declares Clouds a Dangerous Pollutant

WASHINGTON, DC - Today, the EPA classified clouds as "pollutants" under section 202(a) of the Clean Air Act. The declaration came after a new study was released, indicating that clouds are playing a larger role in melting the Greenland Ice Sheet t...
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Funny story: EPA Formally Declares Humans are Danger to Environment

EPA Formally Declares Humans are Danger to Environment

WASHINGTON, DC - The United States EPA announced today that humans threaten public health and the environment. "The administration will not ignore science or the law any longer, nor will we avoid the responsibility we owe to our children and our g...
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Funny story: California EPA Endorses Beer Pee

California EPA Endorses Beer Pee

Due to the ongoing water crisis in California, CalEPA has taken an unusual step in promoting the recycling of beer pee. They claim that the liquid may be classified as potable if certain conditions are met. They note that by the time three or more...
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Funny story: President Orwell's Holy Environmental Decree

President Orwell's Holy Environmental Decree

Washington DC (STT News) - The US stands on the brink of a hot darkness if a new law that would basically destroy the coal industry and shut down power plants across the nation, is put into action. Speaking from the Oval Office, President Orwell s...
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Funny story: California Water Restrictions Traceable to Species Protection/Conflict-of-Interest Scheme

California Water Restrictions Traceable to Species Protection/Conflict-of-Interest Scheme

Fresno, CA - Investigative reporting by this newspaper has revealed an amazing linkage between insider species preference and corrupt EPA policy making. Some time ago a decision by Central Valley District Administrator of the EPA, one Sully Smeltz...
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Funny story: Mysterious Silvery Sheen Falls From the Sky

Mysterious Silvery Sheen Falls From the Sky

FRESNO, CALIFORNIA - 911 emergency phone lines across Central California were jammed early this morning. "People all are reporting the same thing," says June Blankenship, a 911 dispatcher. "There is a strange substance coming out of the sky in...
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Funny story: OK For Chemical-Oil-Coal Giants To Destroy W. Va

OK For Chemical-Oil-Coal Giants To Destroy W. Va

A chemical spill has left 300.000 residents without water for days and most still don't believe state authorities who say it's now safe to turn on the tap water. But at a fundraiser held last night, in Washington, D.C., sponsored by "The Coalition...
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Funny story: SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

SpaceX, Orbital Sciences Cargo Ships To Put Hog Waste On Moon

Steve Fox and Jeffery Cane both grew up in Arkansas. As boys they often visited the pristine ecosystem of the Buffalo - designated America's first "national river" and overseen by the National Park Service. Today, Cain owns SpaceX and Fox Virginia...
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Funny story: Latest NASA Mission - SPERM

Latest NASA Mission - SPERM

Vandenberg AFB / 30th Space Wing (AP) - Like a facial on a Friday night, NASA's latest mission will hit you right between the eyes as they search for information to help the Western Snowy Plover reproduce. The Snowy Plover Ecological Reconnaissance M...
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Funny story: UFO Sighted Over the Nation's Capitol

UFO Sighted Over the Nation's Capitol

Washington DC: An extremely bright light was visually observed hovering high over the White House. The light could be seen as far away as Chicago IL, yet area air traffic control RADAR screens were completely blank. The light was definitely identi...
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Funny story: Stinky Feet Causes Climate Change

Stinky Feet Causes Climate Change

Washington DC: A new Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) study apologizes for the federal government's junk science blaming Carbon Dioxide (CO2) for causing climate change. The real culprit is stinky feet. The EPA was examining regulating the o...
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Funny story: EPA & FDA Warning: Second-hand Estrogen hazardous to males!

EPA & FDA Warning: Second-hand Estrogen hazardous to males!

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) -- Second-hand Estrogen (SHE) is more dangerous to males than even second-hand smoke, says a joint report issued Wednesay by the Enivironmental Protection Agency (EPA) and the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). "Second-ha...
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Funny story: EPA to Penalize Failure to Use "Carbon-Free Unicorn Gas"

EPA to Penalize Failure to Use "Carbon-Free Unicorn Gas"

SAN FRANCISCO - Corporations which fail to use EPA mandated "Carbon-Free Unicorn Gas" may face almost $7 Million in fines as warnings from the Federal Government were issued with the arrival of a new year. Objections are loud and numerous over a requ...
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Funny story: Real Reason US House and Senate Disagreed Over Extending the Payroll Tax Holiday

Real Reason US House and Senate Disagreed Over Extending the Payroll Tax Holiday

Washington DC: A temporary extension of the payroll tax holiday was signed into law by President Obama such that the 2012 paychecks of working Americans wouldn't change for two-months, while Congress hammers out a one year extension. The media ha...
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Funny story: A day without Agent Orange is like a day without sunshine

A day without Agent Orange is like a day without sunshine

DETROIT, MI - Soon you won't have to drink juice to get your Agent Orange because it will be in corn. And corn is in almost all the food you buy, most commonly as a syrup. Dr. Umbday Eadhay, family doctor in the rust belt, our source, is going to...
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Funny story: Mulligan! Obama Convinces UAW to Take $33m Golf Complex Off Market with Bailout Offer!

Mulligan! Obama Convinces UAW to Take $33m Golf Complex Off Market with Bailout Offer!

The United Auto Workers (UAW) quietly withdrew their $33M, 1,000 acre resort in Michigan from the market after a private meeting with Obama's 'Green Team" at the EPA which promised a cash infusion to promote more 'green jobs' and pointing to the spr...
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Funny story: EPA "Skinning the Cat" of American Business

EPA "Skinning the Cat" of American Business

WASHINGTON DC - Some people were suspicious when the EPA was allowed to declare Carbon Dioxide as being equally toxic as Cyanide, Mercury, and the pesticide DDT. More people became suspicious when Secretary of the Interior Department Ken Salazar was allowed to falsely represent the findings of seven scientists and engineers as cover for authority to close all US oil production in the Gulf. Aft...
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Funny story: EPA to Investigate Chicago Water System

EPA to Investigate Chicago Water System

Chicago IL: EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson met with Mayor Richard Daley to discuss a planned investigation of Chicago water quality. The EPA feels that Chicago water may be somewhat responsible for the gangsters and politicians that have emerged in t...
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