Boston, MA - During the formal sentencing phase of Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokar Tsarnaev, a courtroom full of weeping families and victims of the tragedy finally heard from the mass murderer who had shattered their lives, two long years ago.
New York - A compassionate grounds request for Boston Bomber Dzhokhar 'The Joker' Tsarnaev to travel to Nairobi, Kenya for a cousins's wedding has been turned down by Federal prosecutors on insanity grounds.
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