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Dwyane Wade Complains About No-Call on Free Throw Attempts

Following a devastating 104-87 loss to the San Antonio Spurs in Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat pointed to a pivotal moment in the game that allowed the Spurs to hoist the Larry O'Brien trophy. Already trailing by double f...

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NBA considers adding full-body spandex unis

Funny story: NBA considers adding full-body spandex unis

This morning Adam Silver, the NBA commissioner, has revealed that due to the overwhelming popularity of the new short-sleeved jerseys among both players and fans, the NBA is considering adding full-body spandex uniforms next season. The commissio...

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LeBron James Hurt As The Miami Heat Fall To The Sacramento Kings 108-103

Funny story: LeBron James Hurt As The Miami Heat Fall To The Sacramento Kings 108-103

SACRAMENTO, California - The Miami Heat's record falls to 23-7 as they are beaten by the Kings of Sacramento 108-103. But more importantly their super star player LeBron James injured his ankle as well as his groin when he slipped on a hot dog bun...

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The Miami Heat's Lebron James Is Now A Married Man

Funny story: The Miami Heat's Lebron James Is Now A Married Man

SAN DIEGO - LeBron James of the NBA world champion Miami Heat has just added another ring to go with his other two championship rings. The 28-year-old four time NBA most valuable player married his high school sweetheart, Savannah Brinson, 27, the...

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Kobe Bryant Begs Phil Jackson To Return As The Lakers Coach

Funny story: Kobe Bryant Begs Phil Jackson To Return As The Lakers Coach

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant has stated that he believes that this will be the year of the Lakers. Of course the NBA's most notorious ball hog has made that statement before the start of the season for several years now. Kobe spoke with Zorro La Bamb...

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Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

Funny story: Dwyane Wade May Leave The Miami Heat For The Los Angeles Lakers

MIAMI - Dwyane Wade says that he is thrilled that he has finally gotten the divorce mess behind him. Wade spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at a Miami Burger Bandit and told him that the stress from his ex-wife Siohvaughn has...

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Ndamukong Suh and Dwyane Wade: Light-footed Fools

Dwyane Wade of the Miami Heat needs to be fumigated. Though he insists he is not a dirty player, there are a half dozen victims to his play in the NBA who'd stand in the witness box and insist Dwyane has a great deal of grime under his fingernails...

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Rajon Rondo: Punky Booster?

Dwyane Wade called the Celtic guard nasty names after the first game of the NBA season. Using the old 'sticks and stones' aphorism, Rondo declined to be offended by the harsh characterization of saying Rondo had a "punk play" arsenal. After being...

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Miami Heat Player Dwyane Wade Receives A $20,000 Fine For Wearing Shocking Pink Pants To The Post Game Media Room Interview

Funny story: Miami Heat Player Dwyane Wade Receives A $20,000 Fine For Wearing Shocking Pink Pants To The Post Game Media Room Interview

INDIANAPOLIS - NBA Commissioner David Stern has stated that NBA players are going to learn to show up to post game media room interviews dressed respectably or else they will be hit hard in the pocketbook. The latest professional basketball player...

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Players Throw Moth Balls at D-Wade's Party Outfit

Dwyane Wade wears pink hot pants, but not short shorts. He wants to change the name of his team from Miami Heat to Miami Hot Pink. Had he played with Larry and Magic, he would have shown all the allure and mystique to make him part of the John Tra...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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