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Funny story: Charles Barkley Tells Shaquille O'Neal To Shut Up About Dwight Howard

Charles Barkley Tells Shaquille O'Neal To Shut Up About Dwight Howard

MOBILE, Alabama - Charles Barkley traveled down to Mobile to visit some kinfolk whom he hadn't seen in a month of Sundays [i.e. 7 months and 2 weeks]. While he was down there he was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily what he t...
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Funny story: Dwight Howard Leaves The LaLaLand Lakers For The Houston Rockets

Dwight Howard Leaves The LaLaLand Lakers For The Houston Rockets

LOS ANGELES - Many of the Laker fans are very upset at the fact that Dwight Howard has decided to leave the bright lights of Tinsel Town for the space age city of Houston. Houston is home to NASA, while LaLaLand is home to Paris Hilton, earthquake...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says He's Glad That Dwight Howard Jumped Ship Because The Brutha Is Too Tall

Kobe Bryant Says He's Glad That Dwight Howard Jumped Ship Because The Brutha Is Too Tall

LOS ANGELES - There is no joy in Mudslideville today as one of the purple and gold fellas has hightailed it out of town and is moseying over to Houston. Dwight Howard, who had been courted by half a dozen NBA teams, decided that his best bet was t...
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Funny story: Dwight Howard Said He May Leave The Lakers And Sign With The Cleveland Cavaliers

Dwight Howard Said He May Leave The Lakers And Sign With The Cleveland Cavaliers

LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that he has dribbled his last ball as a Los Angeles Laker. Howard told Rufus Reno with SBID that he just cannot take another year of playing for the Laker Day Care Cent...
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Funny story: Dwight Howard Says It Will Probably Be Bye Bye To Lakers LaLaLand

Dwight Howard Says It Will Probably Be Bye Bye To Lakers LaLaLand

LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard is one of the most hot-tempered players in the NBA. He has been known to shout at the Laker Girls Cheerleaders if he feels that they are not cheering hard and loud enough. Howard has even gone up to the number one Laker...
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Funny story: Dwight Howard: Unhappy at Last

Dwight Howard: Unhappy at Last

Dwight Howard will never be mistaken for Happy one of the Seven Dwarves. With the Lakers swept out of the first round of the playoffs, the man who wanted LA-LA-Land to be his Dreamland has found out to be careful what you wish for. Howard wished u...
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Funny story: Dwight Howard & Rajon Rondo Up a Tree

Dwight Howard & Rajon Rondo Up a Tree

When we linked Dwight Howard and Rajon Rondo several years ago, we believed they would team up, not pass like ships in the night. We still dispute any trade rumors about the tandem mercurial players. If they played together, any game plan and succ...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Begs Magic Johnson For Advice

Kobe Bryant Begs Magic Johnson For Advice

LOS ANGELES - This past summer, on paper at least, the Los Angeles Lakers were supposed to have been sitting at 22-0 right now, but instead they hold a below .500 record of 9-13. And Kobe Bean Bryant, the star of the Lakers, and according to him,...
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Funny story: Kryptonite Hits Superman Dwight Howard

Kryptonite Hits Superman Dwight Howard

Who would have guessed that the man in the Superman costume was an impostor? It appears that Orlando has housed both Mickey Mouse and a dirty rat. Newly hired Orlando Magic GM Rob Hennigan has reached for both the bottle of aspirin this week...
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Funny story: Dwight Howard Smiles Though His Heart is Breaking

Dwight Howard Smiles Though His Heart is Breaking

Dwight Howard admits he needs to keep his mouth shut more often, show fewer teeth, and stop smiling like the shark from Jaws. He gave this pronouncement in a nationally televised interview for ESPN. Looking into the eye of Hannah Storm, the Sup...
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Funny story: Stan Van Gundy Tugs on Superman's Cape

Stan Van Gundy Tugs on Superman's Cape

Management of the Orlando Magic informed their coach that superstar Dwight Howard wants his head on a platter. During a press conference when asked about the duplicity and rumors of duplicity of Dwight Howard, the coach threw the superstar under t...
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