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Funny story: A Group of American Dwarfs Want NASA To Stop Referring To Pluto As The Dwarf Planet

A Group of American Dwarfs Want NASA To Stop Referring To Pluto As The Dwarf Planet

NEW YORK CITY - The United States Guild of Dwarfs has made it very clear to NASA that they do not appreciate them referring to Pluto as the dwarf planet. Guild spokesperson Hester Lippizan, 46, said that the group has put up with all kinds of verb...
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Funny story: Fire breathing dwarfs invade Europe

Fire breathing dwarfs invade Europe

A clan of destructive "fairytale" dwarfs are causing carnage throughout Europe. Their first sightings were said to be in Germany on February 25th where a American tourist was burnt to a crisp by one of the dwarfs. They have later been spotted in F...
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Funny story: New Clothing Store Chain to Cater For Midgets Opens First Shop In Las Vegas

New Clothing Store Chain to Cater For Midgets Opens First Shop In Las Vegas

A new clothing chain is set to open its first store in Las Vegas, Nevada Saturday, selling apparel designed exclusively for dwarfs, midgets, imps, pixies......call them what you will. 'Tiny' will sell jeans, shirts, suits, ties, belts, shoes, ski...
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Funny story: World's Tallest Dwarf Dies Aged 28

World's Tallest Dwarf Dies Aged 28

Clarke B Dingwall, the worlds tallest recorded dwarf, died last night in a tragic accident. Dingwall, 28, was last recorded at a height of 6'3", making him easily the tallest dwarf in the world, the next closest being Samuel N'gbab of Nigeria at a...
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Funny story: Letters To The Editor About Irish Jockeys

Letters To The Editor About Irish Jockeys

Dear Sir, I should like the opportunity to raise the plight of the Irish jockey-man. We all know about the current financial difficulties endured by the Irish Republic, but how many are cognisant of its effects upon jockey-men? We might read an online Ballybunnion Advertiser, or we might peruse, in a particularly well-stocked newsagent or railway station "mini-library", an afternoon edition...
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Funny story: Pygmy Dwarf Model From Sudan Refuses To Wear High Heels, Loses Chance To Appear On Sports Illustrated Cover

Pygmy Dwarf Model From Sudan Refuses To Wear High Heels, Loses Chance To Appear On Sports Illustrated Cover

Sudanese, pygmy dwarf beauty, Looka Likobama, was to be featured on the cover of the Sports Illustrated 2011 Swimsuit Addition. The 42 inch young lady, who has appeared on numerous "small people" fashion magazine covers, was the odds on favorite...
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Funny story: Hobbit actors are "short in talent"

Hobbit actors are "short in talent"

Duffy. Cheryl Cole. Kylie Minogue. That guy who played the blond hobbit in Lord of the Rings. The other three guys who were Hobbits but were actually 6 ft something or other. These are the names currently being linked to being in the latest Hobbit...
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Funny story: World's Shortest Man title at risk

World's Shortest Man title at risk

Edward Hernandez is currently the world's shortest man, standing at a mere twenty-seven inches tall. With the title came the job offers and lucrative sponsorship deals for children's clothing. However, the Columbian dwarf's title is under threat f...
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Funny story: Dwarfs now operating in O.R.s in Britain.

Dwarfs now operating in O.R.s in Britain.

Actual quote from the end of Middlesbrough Evening Gazette article about a Grangetown man's beating" "The dad's left leg was crushed and deformed and later had to be amputated by surgeons below the knee." Does that mean the surgeons were dwarfs? A headline of another story reads: "POLICE CALLED AS MAN CLIMBS ON TO A GRANGETOWN ROOF" I read the story out of curiosity because I had...
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Funny story: Tragic details on Pingpings death

Tragic details on Pingpings death

He Pingping, the worlds smallest man sadly died in Rome yesterday. Pingping was in Rome at the national dwarfs pingpong championships playing against fellow dwarf bashful. Reports are coming in that pingping was hit by a pingpong ball from...
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Funny story: Local Midget will not take part in St. Patrick's Day Parade Celebrations

Local Midget will not take part in St. Patrick's Day Parade Celebrations

Local midget Ulick Magee, 32, has vowed not to take part in this years - or indeed, any further Saint Patrick's Day parades after last year being dressed like a leprechaun, then tied to the front of a articulated lorry and driven all around the area...
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Funny story: Grumpy Arrested at Dwarf Tossing Event

Grumpy Arrested at Dwarf Tossing Event

Grumpy of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs fame, was arrested last night in an undercover police sting operation, for organizing an illegal "dwarf tossing" event at the Skoob and Thistle Pub in Boston, Massachusetts. Illegal in France, Canada and a...
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Funny story: Mini What? Mini Who? Mini You!

Mini What? Mini Who? Mini You!

Dwarves have set up their own village to escape from 'normal-sized people'. Residents of their inner city sanctum must be under 4ft 3in. The 150- strong community have set up a mini me colony just outside Annapolis, USA. They have their own Fire...
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Funny story: Local Midget says he has the answer to Economic Woes but is Refusing to Tell

Local Midget says he has the answer to Economic Woes but is Refusing to Tell

Local dwarf Stewart Drubbins, 31, has told friends in the local pub that he has all the answers to the economic problems facing the World today. But, the cheeky little fucker is refusing to give any details of his plan. The local barman Frank Will...
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Funny story: Bitter, Spiteful Dwarf Vows Revenge on TheSpoof.com Writers

Bitter, Spiteful Dwarf Vows Revenge on TheSpoof.com Writers

A bitter little fucker who formerly wrote on satiric website TheSpoof.com, has vowed to get revenge on the other writers who drove him away. The un-named writer said that he once wrote vaguely comedic stories about the misadventures of minor celeb...
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Funny story: Grumpy Little Fucker Refuses to eat his Dinner

Grumpy Little Fucker Refuses to eat his Dinner

A bearded midget has outright refused to eat his mothers dinner despite numerous pleas from the community. Steven Williams, 35, has sat in the corner grumbling to himself about not liking vegetables for the past week, and his closest friends and...
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Funny story: Runts Want FCC To Ban Word Midget

Runts Want FCC To Ban Word Midget

Munchkins all across the United States are up in arms over an episode of "The Apprentice" where they are referred to as "Midgets" and a Joan Rivers team suggests that they be hung up to dry. The runts apparently don't like the term "midgets" and fee...
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Funny story: Skeleton baffles archaeologists

Skeleton baffles archaeologists

More developments in the story of the "longest dwarf" skeleton unearthed in County Mayo, Ireland, last week; Scientists are now saying that the 6-foot long man is not necessarily the tallest dwarf ever found - he may be the remains of the shortest gi...
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