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Duane Chambers to star in Macbeth

Funny story: Duane Chambers to star in Macbeth

Britain's best hope in the 100 meters is quitting the track to become a Thespian. The 31 year old steroid snorter is sick of the constant training and blisters and has therefore decided to swap careers. Ms Constance Sequin, a representative of The...

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Le Retard Brought Before Star Chamber

Area 52, AZ - Thought to have been abolished in 1641 by the Long Parliment, rumors have reached us that the Council of the Star Chamber has been revived in modern times. This ace reporter was sent to London recently to investigate. Star Chamber...

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Chambers Visualized Sprinters as BOA Officials Chasing Him

Funny story: Chambers Visualized Sprinters as BOA Officials Chasing Him

LONDON - Dwain Chambers who won the 100 metre race at last Saturday's British Olympic trials in 10.0 seconds says he visualized competing sprinters as members of the British Olympic Association Anti-Doping Commission chasing him as motivation for...

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Thousands Of Musicians To Be Banned For Substance Abuse After Dwain Chambers Verdict

Funny story: Thousands Of Musicians To Be Banned For Substance Abuse After Dwain Chambers Verdict

As Dwain Chambers left the High Court a disappointed man yesterday, thousands of musicians have been warned that they, too, face a lifetime ban from performing or making income from music if they test positive...

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Dwain Chambers To Become A High Court Judge

Funny story: Dwain Chambers To Become A High Court Judge

In an astonishing turn of events, British 100m sprinter Dwain Chambers has told of his plans to pursue a career in the judiciary, and has set his sights on becoming the first Black Drugs Cheat judge.

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Dwain Chambers Judge Delays Decision "To Make It Even More Exciting"

Funny story: Dwain Chambers Judge Delays Decision "To Make It Even More Exciting"

The judge presiding over the Dwain Chambers Injunction case will delay making his decision on the exciting case until tomorrow in a bid, say court officials, "to make the spectacle even more exciting."

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Dwain Chambers Hires Famous TV Lawyer Horace Rumpole

Funny story: Dwain Chambers Hires Famous TV Lawyer Horace Rumpole

Dwain Chambers, Britain's best chance of an athletics gold medal at the Beijing Olympic Games, has hired renowned defence lawyer Horace Rumpole for his High Court battle tomorrow.

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Dwain Chambers Breaks World Record - But BOA Still Won't Give In

Funny story: Dwain Chambers Breaks World Record - But BOA Still Won't Give In

Dwain Chambers, the British sprinter banned for two years after testing positive for a banned substance, broke the 100m World Record at the Olympic trials in Birmingham yesterday, but still won't be allowed to represent the natio...

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Dwain Chambers In 'Third Leg Shock'

Funny story: Dwain Chambers In 'Third Leg Shock'

Dwain Chambers, the British sprinter, is this morning involved in another cheating scandal after it was revealed the drugs cheat had tried to gain an unfair advantage over other competitors by growing a '...

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Performance-enhancing drugs 'to be tested for athletes'

Funny story: Performance-enhancing drugs 'to be tested for athletes'

Ahead of the Olympics this summer, the world of athletics has become increasingly concerned about the purity of the drugs that will be competing in Beijing. Many drugs, such as tetrahydrogestrinone (THG) and Modafinil, are thought to contain traces...

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Mugabe hires Dwain Chambers for election run-off

Funny story: Mugabe hires Dwain Chambers for election run-off

Robert Mugabe has engaged the services of drug addled athlete Dwain Chambers to compete in the forthcoming election run-off.

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Dwain Chambers To Ride Grand National Favourite

Funny story: Dwain Chambers To Ride Grand National Favourite

Dwain Chambers, the drugs cheat sprinter who signed for Castleford Rugby League Club this week, has further astonished sports fans by announcing that he is to ride the favourite White Powder in this...

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The Anabolic Steroid Tetrahydrogestrinone Shrinks Chambers' Grand Prix!

Funny story: The Anabolic Steroid Tetrahydrogestrinone Shrinks Chambers' Grand Prix!

Dwain Chambers, UK's top 60 meter sprinter will continue to be banned from the Grand Prix because of his use of the anabolic steroid tetrahydrogestrinone.

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