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Posthoorn Interview no. 8: Tom Brexit prepper is upset!

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. It is time for the reporter of the world famous we...

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Stoned Dutch woman breaks her nose by slamming into her wardrobe door!

Funny story: Stoned Dutch woman breaks her nose by slamming into her wardrobe door!

Venlo, Holland: A totally stoned out of her brains Dutch woman ended up in hospital today after breaking her nose whilst walking into her wardrobe door. Emergency services rushed to the scene to find the woman bleeding profusely, her nose broken,...

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Dutch trains get "pee bags" instead of tea bags!

The Dutch always at the forefront of innovation (especially if you enjoy a joint or two) are to introduce "pee bags" and discard tea bags on all of their train services during the winter period. The reason for this very innovative idea is that Dut...

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Sir Alex Ferguson denies Sneijder contact again and again, he's "double Dutch!"

The on-going saga between Manchester United and Wesley Sneijder is driving Man U nuts and proves once and for all Sir Alex is actually "Double Dutch!" Although Wesley is in China with his team, Inter Milan, there are confident rumours that he has...

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Retired Belgian Mountaineer And Vole Expert Surprised By Dutchman In Dutch Barn

Funny story: Retired Belgian Mountaineer And Vole Expert Surprised By Dutchman In Dutch Barn

A retired Belgian mountaineer, expert on voles and author of seminal study "A Longtitudinal Comparison of the Old Thatched Barns of Holland and Belgium" experienced a significant degree of surprise yesterday, while he was examining a Dutch barn durin...

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Dutch "Loony" proclaims eating bugs will save the world!

Funny story: Dutch "Loony" proclaims eating bugs will save the world!

A totally "nutty" Dutch professor called Arnold van Huis has proclaimed that the problems of the world can be solved by eating bugs. Poverty, malnutrition, exploding global population, food shortages, water shortages, etc, can all be defeated if h...

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Dutch parliament dissolves over Afghanistan, if they withdraw who should supply the drugs?!

Funny story: Dutch parliament dissolves over Afghanistan, if they withdraw who should supply the drugs?!

The Dutch parliament has dissolved over an issue which is dear to many Dutch peoples hearts: Should they stay in Afghanistan or withdraw. The implications for a withdrawal could have a devastating affect on one of the major economic factors gove...

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Young Dutch Boy Faces Charges For Putting Finger In Dike

Funny story: Young Dutch Boy Faces Charges For Putting Finger In Dike

A young Dutch boy who thought that he was saving his country by putting his finger in a dike has been charged with sexual assault and hate crimes against a homosexual. Luther Grunden, who followed what he thought was his country's tradition, has b...

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Dutch Queen almost assailed by anti-active euthanasia terrorist using a car

Funny story: Dutch Queen almost assailed by anti-active euthanasia terrorist using a car

Amsterdam, The Netherlands - Dutch authorities have been tightlipped about releasing information on the attempted assassination of their queen by what officials are describing as sole act of a deranged lunatic bent on using his car as a lethal inject...

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Dutch to ban hetro-sexuals from the military

Funny story: Dutch to ban hetro-sexuals from the military

The Royal Netherlands Army or Koninklijke Landmacht (LandLubbers) are in crisis. Recent involvement in conflicts in Iraq and Afganistan mean they are fast loosing their beloved neutral identities.

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