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Funny story: Stoned Dutch woman breaks her nose by slamming into her wardrobe door!

Stoned Dutch woman breaks her nose by slamming into her wardrobe door!

Venlo, Holland: A totally stoned out of her brains Dutch woman ended up in hospital today after breaking her nose whilst walking into her wardrobe door. Emergency services rushed to the scene to find the woman bleeding profusely, her nose broken,...
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Funny story: Dutch trains get "pee bags" instead of tea bags!

Dutch trains get "pee bags" instead of tea bags!

The Dutch always at the forefront of innovation (especially if you enjoy a joint or two) are to introduce "pee bags" and discard tea bags on all of their train services during the winter period. The reason for this very innovative idea is that Dut...
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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson denies Sneijder contact again and again, he's "double Dutch!"

Sir Alex Ferguson denies Sneijder contact again and again, he's "double Dutch!"

The on-going saga between Manchester United and Wesley Sneijder is driving Man U nuts and proves once and for all Sir Alex is actually "Double Dutch!" Although Wesley is in China with his team, Inter Milan, there are confident rumours that he has...
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Funny story: Retired Belgian Mountaineer And Vole Expert Surprised By Dutchman In Dutch Barn

Retired Belgian Mountaineer And Vole Expert Surprised By Dutchman In Dutch Barn

A retired Belgian mountaineer, expert on voles and author of seminal study "A Longtitudinal Comparison of the Old Thatched Barns of Holland and Belgium" experienced a significant degree of surprise yesterday, while he was examining a Dutch barn durin...
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Funny story: Dutch "Loony" proclaims eating bugs will save the world!

Dutch "Loony" proclaims eating bugs will save the world!

A totally "nutty" Dutch professor called Arnold van Huis has proclaimed that the problems of the world can be solved by eating bugs. Poverty, malnutrition, exploding global population, food shortages, water shortages, etc, can all be defeated if h...
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Funny story: Dutch parliament dissolves over Afghanistan, if they withdraw who should supply the drugs?!

Dutch parliament dissolves over Afghanistan, if they withdraw who should supply the drugs?!

The Dutch parliament has dissolved over an issue which is dear to many Dutch peoples hearts: Should they stay in Afghanistan or withdraw. The implications for a withdrawal could have a devastating affect on one of the major economic factors gove...
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Funny story: Young Dutch Boy Faces Charges For Putting Finger In Dike

Young Dutch Boy Faces Charges For Putting Finger In Dike

A young Dutch boy who thought that he was saving his country by putting his finger in a dike has been charged with sexual assault and hate crimes against a homosexual. Luther Grunden, who followed what he thought was his country's tradition, has b...
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Funny story: Dutch Queen almost assailed by anti-active euthanasia terrorist using a car

Dutch Queen almost assailed by anti-active euthanasia terrorist using a car

Amsterdam, The Netherlands - Dutch authorities have been tightlipped about releasing information on the attempted assassination of their queen by what officials are describing as sole act of a deranged lunatic bent on using his car as a lethal inject...
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Funny story: Dutch to ban hetro-sexuals from the military

Dutch to ban hetro-sexuals from the military

The Royal Netherlands Army or Koninklijke Landmacht (LandLubbers) are in crisis. Recent involvement in conflicts in Iraq and Afganistan mean they are fast loosing their beloved neutral identities.
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