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Consumer Review - Starbucks vs Dunkin Donuts

Boston MA - Let's be honest, we have all had the opportunity of visiting each of these food service chains at least once. It wouldn't even be out of the realm of possibility that you have hit them both in the same day. I definitely prefer one over...

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Customers vote with their pocketbooks (and wallets)

Funny story: Customers vote with their pocketbooks (and wallets)

Consumers, tired of having companies lecture to them about what's hip and cool and, well, morally right, are fighting back. "If Starfuchs want my five buck, none their baristas better be lecturing me bout how to live my life," Black Panther Sam Ho...

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Pig pigs out at "Drunken Donuts"

Funny story: Pig pigs out at "Drunken Donuts"

WHEN PIGS FLY, NJ - Police officers are famous for their fondness for doughnuts, and, recently, one of Winslow Township's finest showed his appreciation of the sweets in dramatic fashion--by ramming his cruiser--actually, an SUV--through the front wi...

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NASA Says Mystery Rock on Mars Is an Old Jelly Doughnut

Funny story: NASA Says Mystery Rock on Mars Is an Old Jelly Doughnut

First the word was that the "discovered" rock looked like a jelly doughnut. Read the story at the San Jose Mercury News: "Jelly doughnut" rock on Mars suddenly appears That's old news, as NASA is now reporting that further investigation has rev...

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Subway and Starbucks open branches on Death Row

Funny story: Subway and Starbucks open branches on Death Row

Two of the world's largest brands have opened branches inside Death Row at New York State Penitentiary to serve last meals and drinks to the inmates before they go for the needle. "It's a bold move," said Subway chairman, Simon Simple. "We believe...

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Gronk Spices Up Dunkin Donuts

Gronkin Donuts? The man handing out coffee at the drive-thru window at Dunkin Donuts was none other than the inestimable Rob Gronkowski. His latest product endorsement wins our approval. We used to think only Rajon Rondo could make us dunk, but n...

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