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Florida Man Unable To Tell Jimmy Kimmel & Jimmy Fallon Apart

A Florida man was scratching his head in confusion last night after he once again failed to tell Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon apart - at one stage even convincing himself that they were the same person. "I simply do not know which one is which,"...

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Stores Fill Shelves With Crap In Preparation For Father's Day

Funny story: Stores Fill Shelves With Crap In Preparation For Father's Day

Thousands of frantic Walmart, Target and K-Mart employees are busy stocking shelves this evening with useless and utter shit in preparation for Father's Day, as kids around the country begrudgingly delve into their pocket's to buy Dad something he do...

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Florida Man Kicked From Bed After Dorito Eating Incident

Funny story: Florida Man Kicked From Bed After Dorito Eating Incident

A Florida man was forcibly ejected from his bed late last night after opening a bag of Doritos thinking his wife was sleeping. "She caught me munching the snack and told me that it was the 'final straw' and she was sick of waking up finding crumbs...

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Florida Man Gives Outback One Last Chance

Funny story: Florida Man Gives Outback One Last Chance

Despite some bad experiences, a Florida man has had while dining at popular Australian themed restaurant 'Outback' in the past, Duncan Whitehead has decided to give the restaurant one last chance. "I'll give them one last shot. But if they screw...

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Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Funny story: Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Florida - A Fort Lauderdale man says he is confused, upset, perturbed and angry that, despite writing numerous spoof news articles over the past ten years; using various aliases and pseudonyms; that there is still no page on Wikipedia referencing...

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Florida Man Changes Twitter and Facebook Log In and Passwords To Protect Privacy

Funny story: Florida Man Changes Twitter and Facebook Log In and Passwords To Protect Privacy

Florida resident, Duncan Whitehead, in direct response to a hacking threat, has today changed his log in and password details for all his online banking accounts, Twitter account and Facebook account, as well as several pornographic sites. "I will...

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Man Rushing To Complete Spoof News Article While Waiting For Flight Misses Boarding And Is Now Stranded In Houston, Texas

Funny story: Man Rushing To Complete Spoof News Article While Waiting For Flight Misses Boarding And Is Now Stranded In Houston, Texas

An extremely eager Spoof writer, determined to increase his points total and spew out yet another ill edited, ill thought off and frankly unfunny spoof news article missed his flight home to Fort Lauderdale after he was too busy compiling an article...

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Adam Richmond - The Man Who Can Eat Anything - Can't Manage A Big Duncan Whitehead Eight Coiler Turd.

Funny story: Adam Richmond - The Man Who Can Eat Anything - Can't Manage A Big Duncan Whitehead Eight Coiler Turd.

TV star Adam Richmond claims he can eat anything - the hottest curries from India, 72 lb steaks, 180 oysters - you name it and the fat Yankee git can scoff it. Tex-Mex with ultra hot jalapenos, 458 Cumberland sausages with Irish champ (mashed spud...

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Ex-Soldier Duncan Whitehead Jailed For Attack Which Grounded Aircraft

Funny story: Ex-Soldier Duncan Whitehead Jailed For Attack Which Grounded Aircraft

A former Ulster soldier who forced an emergency landing after trying to throttle an air passenger has been jailed for two months. Duncan Whitehead (43), of Dromcose, Enniskillen, had been drinking during the flight from Washington to Heathrow, wh...

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Duncan Whitehead Exposed As "Tatty Mullet"

Funny story: Duncan Whitehead Exposed As "Tatty Mullet"

There was shock and amazement - if they are not the same thing - at the headquarters of satirical news website TheSpoof.com this morning when it was revealed that now-missing writer Duncan Whitehead is, in reality - and in fact - one of the character...

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Dissapearance Of Spoof Writer May Be Kidnap

Funny story: Dissapearance Of Spoof Writer May Be Kidnap

The unexplained dissapearance of former Spoof Writer Duncan Whitehead could be a case of kidnap, sources from INTERPOL have announced. Whitehead, who has offended such celebrities as Paris Hilton, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and most recently Stephen H...

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Two Die After Paying $9,000 Fee For Celestial Enema Rituals:' Shit Happens' Says Spiritual Guru!

Funny story: Two Die After Paying $9,000 Fee For Celestial Enema Rituals:' Shit Happens' Says Spiritual Guru!

Health officials are still trying to clean up the mess at a local remote retreat where 2 died and 19 were hospitalized after going through a self help session which their 'spiritual guide' described as 'getting rid of all their negative shit.' Fol...

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Spoof Writer Duncan Whitehead 'Outed' As TV Host Graham Norton

Funny story: Spoof Writer Duncan Whitehead 'Outed' As TV Host Graham Norton

Raging confusion turned to mild acceptance this morning, as noted writer of satirical news whimsy, Duncan Whitehead, was found to be none other than the darling of gay TV hosts, Graham Norton. Whitehead, originally from Fleetwood, but now living i...

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Duncan "Forced To Lapdance" To Pay Bills

Funny story: Duncan "Forced To Lapdance" To Pay Bills

Conservative MP Alan Duncan continued his lament over our poor politicians, after claiming he has to "lap dance at the local gay bar" to pay for his expenses since the Commons's crackdown. Speaking days after being secretly filmed claiming MP's "l...

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Spoof Writers Rally To Help Jalapenoman's Son With Generous Collection

Funny story: Spoof Writers Rally To Help Jalapenoman's Son With Generous Collection

There was a happy ending to a potentially-disastrous tale in Tulsa this week, when a young man who had been building a dodgy wall for his grandparents came a cropper in his truck - only for his Dad's writing buddies to come up trumps with a marvellou...

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Duncan Whitehead Robin Meade's Pool-boy

Atlanta - The mystery of the on-and-off again absence of famous writer Duncan Whitehead has been solved with his admission that he has taken on part-time employment as pool-boy to CNN Morning Express celebrity Robin Meade to supplement his full-time...

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"Mr. Green", Al Gore Heads to Dubai to Deal With Massive Sewerage Disaster!

Funny story: "Mr. Green", Al Gore Heads to Dubai to Deal With Massive Sewerage Disaster!

Dubai/UAE Plumbing News - The shit has been running non stop down hill in this mega pseudo Disney Land for the Mega Rich and "Look I'm Famous" crowd with announcements that billions of gallons of raw sewerage is being pumped directly into the oce...

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Robbie Fowler Arrested Again After 'Cocaine Found In Footballs' Story Churned Up Again By L'Equipe

Funny story: Robbie Fowler Arrested Again After 'Cocaine Found In Footballs' Story Churned Up Again By L'Equipe

Cardiff City striker Robbie Fowler will not now miss the FA Cup fourth round replay against Arsenal after being mistakenly arrested when cocaine, with a potential value of up to £120,000, was thought to have been discovered inside a consignment of fo...

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