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Funny story:  Florida Man Gives Outback One Last Chance

Florida Man Gives Outback One Last Chance

Despite some bad experiences, a Florida man has had while dining at popular Australian themed restaurant 'Outback' in the past, Duncan Whitehead has decided to give the restaurant one last chance. "I'll give them one last shot. But if they screw...
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Funny story:  Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Florida - A Fort Lauderdale man says he is confused, upset, perturbed and angry that, despite writing numerous spoof news articles over the past ten years; using various aliases and pseudonyms; that there is still no page on Wikipedia referencing...
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Funny story:  Florida Man Changes Twitter and Facebook Log In and Passwords To Protect Privacy

Florida Man Changes Twitter and Facebook Log In and Passwords To Protect Privacy

Florida resident, Duncan Whitehead, in direct response to a hacking threat, has today changed his log in and password details for all his online banking accounts, Twitter account and Facebook account, as well as several pornographic sites. "I will...
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Funny story:  Man Rushing To Complete Spoof News Article While Waiting For Flight Misses Boarding And Is Now Stranded In Houston, Texas

Man Rushing To Complete Spoof News Article While Waiting For Flight Misses Boarding And Is Now Stranded In Houston, Texas

An extremely eager Spoof writer, determined to increase his points total and spew out yet another ill edited, ill thought off and frankly unfunny spoof news article missed his flight home to Fort Lauderdale after he was too busy compiling an article...
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Funny story:  Adam Richmond - The Man Who Can Eat Anything - Can't Manage A Big Duncan Whitehead Eight Coiler Turd.

Adam Richmond - The Man Who Can Eat Anything - Can't Manage A Big Duncan Whitehead Eight Coiler Turd.

TV star Adam Richmond claims he can eat anything - the hottest curries from India, 72 lb steaks, 180 oysters - you name it and the fat Yankee git can scoff it. Tex-Mex with ultra hot jalapenos, 458 Cumberland sausages with Irish champ (mashed spud...
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Funny story:  Ex-Soldier Duncan Whitehead Jailed For Attack Which Grounded Aircraft

Ex-Soldier Duncan Whitehead Jailed For Attack Which Grounded Aircraft

A former Ulster soldier who forced an emergency landing after trying to throttle an air passenger has been jailed for two months. Duncan Whitehead (43), of Dromcose, Enniskillen, had been drinking during the flight from Washington to Heathrow, wh...
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Funny story:  Duncan Whitehead Exposed As "Tatty Mullet"

Duncan Whitehead Exposed As "Tatty Mullet"

There was shock and amazement - if they are not the same thing - at the headquarters of satirical news website TheSpoof.com this morning when it was revealed that now-missing writer Duncan Whitehead is, in reality - and in fact - one of the character...
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Funny story:  Dissapearance Of Spoof Writer May Be Kidnap

Dissapearance Of Spoof Writer May Be Kidnap

The unexplained dissapearance of former Spoof Writer Duncan Whitehead could be a case of kidnap, sources from INTERPOL have announced. Whitehead, who has offended such celebrities as Paris Hilton, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and most recently Stephen H...
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Funny story:  Two Die After Paying $9,000 Fee For Celestial Enema Rituals:' Shit Happens' Says Spiritual Guru!

Two Die After Paying $9,000 Fee For Celestial Enema Rituals:' Shit Happens' Says Spiritual Guru!

Health officials are still trying to clean up the mess at a local remote retreat where 2 died and 19 were hospitalized after going through a self help session which their 'spiritual guide' described as 'getting rid of all their negative shit.' Fol...
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Funny story:  Spoof Writer Duncan Whitehead 'Outed' As TV Host Graham Norton

Spoof Writer Duncan Whitehead 'Outed' As TV Host Graham Norton

Raging confusion turned to mild acceptance this morning, as noted writer of satirical news whimsy, Duncan Whitehead, was found to be none other than the darling of gay TV hosts, Graham Norton. Whitehead, originally from Fleetwood, but now living i...
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Funny story:  Duncan "Forced To Lapdance" To Pay Bills

Duncan "Forced To Lapdance" To Pay Bills

Conservative MP Alan Duncan continued his lament over our poor politicians, after claiming he has to "lap dance at the local gay bar" to pay for his expenses since the Commons's crackdown. Speaking days after being secretly filmed claiming MP's "l...
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Funny story:  Spoof Writers Rally To Help Jalapenoman's Son With Generous Collection

Spoof Writers Rally To Help Jalapenoman's Son With Generous Collection

There was a happy ending to a potentially-disastrous tale in Tulsa this week, when a young man who had been building a dodgy wall for his grandparents came a cropper in his truck - only for his Dad's writing buddies to come up trumps with a marvellou...
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Funny story:  Duncan Whitehead Robin Meade's Pool-boy

Duncan Whitehead Robin Meade's Pool-boy

Atlanta - The mystery of the on-and-off again absence of famous writer Duncan Whitehead has been solved with his admission that he has taken on part-time employment as pool-boy to CNN Morning Express celebrity Robin Meade to supplement his full-time...
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Funny story:  "Mr. Green", Al Gore Heads to Dubai to Deal With Massive Sewerage Disaster!

"Mr. Green", Al Gore Heads to Dubai to Deal With Massive Sewerage Disaster!

Dubai/UAE Plumbing News - The shit has been running non stop down hill in this mega pseudo Disney Land for the Mega Rich and "Look I'm Famous" crowd with announcements that billions of gallons of raw sewerage is being pumped directly into the oce...
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Funny story:  Robbie Fowler Arrested Again After 'Cocaine Found In Footballs' Story Churned Up Again By L'Equipe

Robbie Fowler Arrested Again After 'Cocaine Found In Footballs' Story Churned Up Again By L'Equipe

Cardiff City striker Robbie Fowler will not now miss the FA Cup fourth round replay against Arsenal after being mistakenly arrested when cocaine, with a potential value of up to £120,000, was thought to have been discovered inside a consignment of fo...
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Funny story:  Hull City Psychos Pen-Bash Duncan Whitehead

Hull City Psychos Pen-Bash Duncan Whitehead

Duncan Whitehead, the writer on the satirical news site TheSpoof.com, has come under fire from members of the Hull City Psychos Literary Wing, after comments he made about the Tigers on the site were deemed &...
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Funny story:  Prince Harry a fine example of British Youth arrives home to nothing short of Scandalous Reporting

Prince Harry a fine example of British Youth arrives home to nothing short of Scandalous Reporting

Prince Harry has just returned from Helmand Province, Afghanistan from where he has been serving on the front line of the British Army facing the Taliban, one of the most ferocious foes on this planet.
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Funny story:  Our Esteemed Duncan Whitehead

Our Esteemed Duncan Whitehead

Duncan is an amazing person. He's witty, he's funny and he is very smart. He appreciates the finer things in life. He also knows a good thing when he sees it. He speaks the truth with sincere honesty.
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