American rapper LL Cool J and ex-footballer Duncan Ferguson are to spearhead a new neighbourhood watch initiative, it has been announced.
The move, encouraging residents to batter the shite out of intruders, comes days after LL Cool J reportedly...
Rangers and Everton legend Duncan Ferguson has published his long awaited memoirs.
One of Dunc's main intentions in his book is to set the record straight.
Here he puts his own spin on the events of 1992 in Fife....
"Not for the first time, I found my good self the totally unfortunate victim of a grave miscarriage of justice.
You may have read at the the time in some of the national...
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