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Funny story: Did Philip Eat From Wrong Bucket At Palace Garden Party?

Did Philip Eat From Wrong Bucket At Palace Garden Party?

The Duke of Edinburgh is 'progressing satisfactorily' tonight after undergoing an exploratory operation on his abdomen performed by royal surgeon, Dr Gregory Rasputin. The results are being analysed by laboratory scientists though are expected to con...
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Funny story: Prince Philip Cracks Filipino Nurse Joke - Makes Her Cry

Prince Philip Cracks Filipino Nurse Joke - Makes Her Cry

Britain's Duke of Edinburgh asked a Filipino nurse "What do you call a Filipino nurse walking a dog? A vegetarian!" resulting in the woman breaking down in tears. He made the remark during a visit to Luton and Dunstable Hospital, near London, wh...
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Funny story: Duke of Edinburgh gets final warning

Duke of Edinburgh gets final warning

After reporting back for work last week, the Duke of Edinburgh has landed himself in hot water again by throwing another sickie. In a statement read out from Downing St this morning, the chairman of the royal select committee, Quentin Twiston-Shart,...
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Funny story: Duke of Edinburgh Warned Carpentry May Be Necessary!

Duke of Edinburgh Warned Carpentry May Be Necessary!

The Duke of Edinburgh has been advised to rest so will have no visitors today after spending 'an uncomfortable night' in his hospital bed. The 91 year old Duke was taken to Aberdeen's Royal Infirmary on Wednesday after his head became trapped betw...
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Funny story: Prince Philip 'should be docked wages for missing Jubilee Celebrations'

Prince Philip 'should be docked wages for missing Jubilee Celebrations'

The mood was dampened today on the Queens Diamond Jubilee celebration, as a rogue MP claimed that Prince Philip should have two days pay deducted for missing the last two of the four day celebration. Philip, who was 90 in February, was admitted to...
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Funny story: Philip's Obituary Mistakenly Published

Philip's Obituary Mistakenly Published

In a slip up which could see heads rolling at Spoof HQ the Obituary of Prince Philip has been published. A person thought to be close to Spoof's Higher Circles explained that the mistake was really due to a misreading of a statement from the Princ...
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Funny story: Diamond Jubilee River Pageant Judged "An Absolute Crock" By Subjects

Diamond Jubilee River Pageant Judged "An Absolute Crock" By Subjects

Yesterday's Diamond Jubilee River Pageant has today been blasted by entertainment watchdogs as being either the worst, or else the second worst televised Royal event ever. Neville Grant, a spokesman for the British Television Media Authority said...
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Funny story: Prince Philip forcibly ejected from hospital

Prince Philip forcibly ejected from hospital

After one too many "and what do you do's" and accusations of oderlies having "not defended their homelands against Hitler", Prince Philip was politely requested by two 34-stone hospital security guards to leave Papworth Hospital in Cambridgeshire whe...
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Funny story: Queen reveals truth about hubby

Queen reveals truth about hubby

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh and established racist, was recently admitted to hospital with complaints of chest-pains. Though at first it appears as a standard symptom for someone his age the Queen has revealed information that implies they may...
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Funny story: Entertainment Laid On for the Royal Wedding

Entertainment Laid On for the Royal Wedding

Prior to their departure for a two-week honeymoon in Blackpool the royal couple Prince Willam and Kate and guests will be entertained by some of the world's top perforrmers during their wedding banquet. On the list are: Satan; who will give a rendition of "God Save the Queen" on the didgeridoo, his favourite instrument. Bono and U2, blasting out some of their biggest hits including the...
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Funny story: Irish Chef Booted Out of Royal Kitchen

Irish Chef Booted Out of Royal Kitchen

Seamus O'Toole, thought to be one of Ireland's leading chefs, has been fired, in an ignominious brawl, from the Royal kitchen that is currently in the throes of preparing the feast for the great wedding. Over a hundred kitchen staff stood in amaz...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton comes out of the closet

Kate Middleton comes out of the closet

Royal Wedding watchers, Prince William and even Her Royal Highness Majesty Ma'am the Queen were delighted to hear that the soon to be royal addition to the family, Kate Middleton, has come out of the closet. The Duke of Edinburgh, never one to hid...
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Funny story: Duke Of Edinburgh Wins Duke Of Edinburgh Award

Duke Of Edinburgh Wins Duke Of Edinburgh Award

In Royal News, The Duke Of Edinburgh has dumbfounded doubters and been awarded the Duke Of Edinburgh Award for services above and beyond the call of duty. The Prince, or Keith as he's known amongst his close circle of friends, is usually best kn...
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Funny story: Prince Philip takes multicultural awareness course

Prince Philip takes multicultural awareness course

The Duke of Edinburgh yesterday arrived at the South Lynn Women's Institute in Norfolk to cheers and a plethora of union jacks, but rather than being on an official visit he was there to learn how to change his behaviour. Following a recent court...
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Funny story: London Diamond Heist - DNA Places Duke of Edinburgh In The Frame

London Diamond Heist - DNA Places Duke of Edinburgh In The Frame

Particles so small as to be invisible to the naked eye have placed Prince Philip very firmly at the head of the suspect list in last week's £40 million Bond Street robbery. When leading underworld figures were unable to finger the firm involved in...
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Funny story: Trooping The Colour Abandoned As Queen Yawns And Swallows A Fly

Trooping The Colour Abandoned As Queen Yawns And Swallows A Fly

The annual Trooping the Colour in London was abandoned halfway through the event this morning, when Her Majesty the Queen yawned, and swallowed a fly.
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Funny story: Prince Harry to give up Clubbing and Drinking

Prince Harry to give up Clubbing and Drinking

Rumours filtering out of Buckingham Palace indicate that Prince Harry is about to give up Clubbing and Drinking to please the Queen.
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Funny story: Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods

Princess Diana Death Crash Christmas Wrapping Paper Goes On Sale In Harrods

With only 38 shopping days left until Christmas, Harrod's today decided it was finally time to unveil the new range of commemorative Princess Diana Christmas wrapping papers.
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