After reporting back for work last week, the Duke of Edinburgh has landed himself in hot water again by throwing another sickie. In a statement read out from Downing St this morning, the chairman of the royal select committee, Quentin Twiston-Shart,...
The Duke of Edinburgh has been advised to rest so will have no visitors today after spending 'an uncomfortable night' in his hospital bed.
The 91 year old Duke was taken to Aberdeen's Royal Infirmary on Wednesday after his head became trapped betw...
The mood was dampened today on the Queens Diamond Jubilee celebration, as a rogue MP claimed that Prince Philip should have two days pay deducted for missing the last two of the four day celebration.
Philip, who was 90 in February, was admitted to...
In a slip up which could see heads rolling at Spoof HQ the Obituary of Prince Philip has been published.
A person thought to be close to Spoof's Higher Circles explained that the mistake was really due to a misreading of a statement from the Princ...
Yesterday's Diamond Jubilee River Pageant has today been blasted by entertainment watchdogs as being either the worst, or else the second worst televised Royal event ever.
Neville Grant, a spokesman for the British Television Media Authority said...
After one too many "and what do you do's" and accusations of oderlies having "not defended their homelands against Hitler", Prince Philip was politely requested by two 34-stone hospital security guards to leave Papworth Hospital in Cambridgeshire whe...
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh and established racist, was recently admitted to hospital with complaints of chest-pains. Though at first it appears as a standard symptom for someone his age the Queen has revealed information that implies they may...
Prior to their departure for a two-week honeymoon in Blackpool the royal couple Prince Willam and Kate and guests will be entertained by some of the world's top perforrmers during their wedding banquet.
On the list are:
Satan; who will give a rendition of "God Save the Queen" on the didgeridoo, his favourite instrument.
Bono and U2, blasting out some of their biggest hits including the...
Seamus O'Toole, thought to be one of Ireland's leading chefs, has been fired, in an ignominious brawl, from the Royal kitchen that is currently in the throes of preparing the feast for the great wedding.
Over a hundred kitchen staff stood in amaz...
Royal Wedding watchers, Prince William and even Her Royal Highness Majesty Ma'am the Queen were delighted to hear that the soon to be royal addition to the family, Kate Middleton, has come out of the closet.
The Duke of Edinburgh, never one to hid...
In Royal News, The Duke Of Edinburgh has dumbfounded doubters and been awarded the Duke Of Edinburgh Award for services above and beyond the call of duty.
The Prince, or Keith as he's known amongst his close circle of friends, is usually best kn...
The Duke of Edinburgh yesterday arrived at the South Lynn Women's Institute in Norfolk to cheers and a plethora of union jacks, but rather than being on an official visit he was there to learn how to change his behaviour.
Following a recent court...
The whole of Britain let out a collective sigh and shed rivers of tears this morning at a picture of grieving chimpanzees featured in the Daily Wail. At least that's what it looked like but we cannot be so sure.
The "extraordinary scene" took plac...
Particles so small as to be invisible to the naked eye have placed Prince Philip very firmly at the head of the suspect list in last week's £40 million Bond Street robbery.
When leading underworld figures were unable to finger the firm involved in...
The annual Trooping the Colour in London was abandoned halfway through the event this morning, when Her Majesty the Queen yawned, and swallowed a fly.
Rumours filtering out of Buckingham Palace indicate that Prince Harry is about to give up Clubbing and Drinking to please the Queen.
With only 38 shopping days left until Christmas, Harrod's today decided it was finally time to unveil the new range of commemorative Princess Diana Christmas wrapping papers.
In his latest interview the Duke of Edinburgh sparked controversy by claiming "Muslims are a bit funny". The Prince was being interview by the BBC about his opinions on Britishness.