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Grace arrested over Caylee Anthony kidnapping

Funny story: Grace arrested over Caylee Anthony kidnapping

FBI raided the offices of the Nancy Grace show yesterday and placed Headline News Cable TV's Nancy Grace in handcuffs. Grace was arrested regarding the kidnapping Caylee Anthony. That same evening Nancy Grace's home was also raided and her twins...

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Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson Apologize to Duke

In a stunning turn of events, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson have apologized to Duke University. In a written statement slipped under the door late night, it read:...

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Evidence found Duke lacrosse players learned sex from monarch butterfly

Funny story: Evidence found Duke lacrosse players learned sex from monarch butterfly

Hard evidence was entered into the case defending Duke lacrosse players which links several of the accused to butterfly sex techniques. In an effort to understand the player's, researchers of the case found that several of the players were tutore...

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Mike Nifong Claims He was Abducted by an Alien

Constipated Press: Breaking News - Mike Nifong, the District Attorney for Durham, North Carolina, claims that aliens literally took control of his mind. He claims this is why he kept the Duke Lacrose going without any real evidence.

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Duke Lacrosse to Become Model for New National Sport of Cuba

Funny story: Duke Lacrosse to Become Model for New National Sport of Cuba

In a croaking whisper Fidel Castro was heard to mutter what had to have been almost his last words: "Juguemos Lacrosse!" (Let's play lacrosse!). In a sort of reverse homage to Durham, NC Prosecutor Mike Nifong, Castro has decid...

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Duke Lacrosse Player accused of Parking Violation.

Funny story: Duke Lacrosse Player accused of Parking Violation.

After all rape, sexual assault and kidnapping charges against the three defendants in the Duke Lacrosse case had been dismissed, Durham District Attorney Mike Nifong accused Reade Seligmann of parking in a "residents only" space.

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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