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Funny story: Grace arrested over Caylee Anthony kidnapping

Grace arrested over Caylee Anthony kidnapping

FBI raided the offices of the Nancy Grace show yesterday and placed Headline News Cable TV's Nancy Grace in handcuffs. Grace was arrested regarding the kidnapping Caylee Anthony. That same evening Nancy Grace's home was also raided and her twins...
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Funny story: Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson Apologize to Duke

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson Apologize to Duke

In a stunning turn of events, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson have apologized to Duke University. In a written statement slipped under the door late night, it read:...
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Funny story: Evidence found Duke lacrosse players learned sex from monarch butterfly

Evidence found Duke lacrosse players learned sex from monarch butterfly

Hard evidence was entered into the case defending Duke lacrosse players which links several of the accused to butterfly sex techniques. In an effort to understand the player's, researchers of the case found that several of the players were tutore...
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Funny story: Mike Nifong Claims He was Abducted by an Alien

Mike Nifong Claims He was Abducted by an Alien

Constipated Press: Breaking News - Mike Nifong, the District Attorney for Durham, North Carolina, claims that aliens literally took control of his mind. He claims this is why he kept the Duke Lacrose going without any real evidence.
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Funny story: Duke Lacrosse to Become Model for New National Sport of Cuba

Duke Lacrosse to Become Model for New National Sport of Cuba

In a croaking whisper Fidel Castro was heard to mutter what had to have been almost his last words: "Juguemos Lacrosse!" (Let's play lacrosse!). In a sort of reverse homage to Durham, NC Prosecutor Mike Nifong, Castro has decid...
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Funny story: Duke Lacrosse Player accused of Parking Violation.

Duke Lacrosse Player accused of Parking Violation.

After all rape, sexual assault and kidnapping charges against the three defendants in the Duke Lacrosse case had been dismissed, Durham District Attorney Mike Nifong accused Reade Seligmann of parking in a "residents only" space.
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Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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