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Droylsden finally gets its tram

Funny story: Droylsden finally gets its tram

After being in the planning stage for twenty years, the much vaunted Manchester tram system is to get it's first of several new extensions that will take the tram network into East Manchester. This week, the first part of this opens, with stops in Dr...

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Droylsden lose the Manchester Senior Cup without kicking a ball

Funny story: Droylsden lose the Manchester Senior Cup without kicking a ball

Droylsden FC, a not-quite-professional football club from east Manchester playing in the Conference North has lost the final of the Manchester Senior Cup without ever kicking a ball. The game, scheduled for last week, was postponed when Droylsden...

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Droylsden FC install a revolving door on the dressing room

Funny story: Droylsden FC install a revolving door on the dressing room

Droylsden FC chairman and manager Dave Spacey has instructed builders to put a revolving door on the dressing room at his football club. Droylsden who shot to fame when they put the tea ladies in charge of a local county cup match, and had four r...

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Droylsden To Be Reinstated Into FA Cup

Funny story: Droylsden To Be Reinstated Into FA Cup

In the shock of the FA Cup fifth round so far, non-league Droylsden, who had been thrown out of the competition for fielding an inelligible player, are to be reinstated. The reason for this, say the FA, is to inject some romance into the Cup, to r...

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Ipswich Town To Be Thrown Out Of FA Cup?

Funny story: Ipswich Town To Be Thrown Out Of FA Cup?

Ipswich Town, who yesterday beat Chesterfield in the 3rd round of the FA Cup, are this morning the subject of an FA investigation after it was revealed that they may have fielded an inelligible fan. Chesterfield were only involved in the game as a...

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Droylsden Copyrighted By Spoof Writer Monkey Woods

Funny story: Droylsden Copyrighted By Spoof Writer Monkey Woods

Following the farcical progress of the FA Cup tie between Droylsden, a dull Greater Manchester suburb, and Chesterfield, a dull Derbyshire town with a wonky church spire, Spoof writer Monkey Woods today announced that he had obtained sole marketing r...

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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