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Funny story: I Just Bought My Own Drone, And Man Is She a Pretty One!

I Just Bought My Own Drone, And Man Is She a Pretty One!

JERSEY CITY, N.J. - I went online and ordered my very own drone in late July. I purchased the thing from Military Drone Leftovers from the Desert Wars Dot Com. Man, it sure is a pretty thing, too. I guess it originally was a flat black, but b...
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Funny story: NRA Demands That American Government Outlaw Drones Despite The Second Amendment

NRA Demands That American Government Outlaw Drones Despite The Second Amendment

In a strange reversal of policy the NRA has demanded that the U.S. make a ban on drones very much like the ban on guns that they have so heatedly fought against in the past. Speaking at a press conference NRA Fuhrer Wayne LaPierre has vehemently a...
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Funny story: Roman Abramovich private jet 'The Bandit' in near collision with Iranian drone

Roman Abramovich private jet 'The Bandit' in near collision with Iranian drone

Azerbaijan - The tarmac outside Baku International Airport arrivals lounge looks like a bomb site this weekend following a spat between the Russian mobster's private jet and a 'high tech' hunter-killer drone operated by the Iranian Revolutionary Guar...
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Funny story: Congress Declares Global War on 'The Heebie-Jeebies'

Congress Declares Global War on 'The Heebie-Jeebies'

WASHINGTON-On Monday, the U.S. Congress unanimously approved the Authorization for Use of Force against Unpleasant Lifeforms (AUFUL) joint resolution, effectively declaring war on what the Obama administration calls "the heebie-jeebies." After si...
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Funny story: Russia Is Secretly Recalling 7,000 Drones Due To The Fact That The Mini-Missiles Are Falling Off

Russia Is Secretly Recalling 7,000 Drones Due To The Fact That The Mini-Missiles Are Falling Off

MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia from a highly placed but unnamed source are raising concern throughout the world. It appears that Russia had manufactured 7,000 drones that have been equipped with mini-missiles. The drones have only been i...
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Funny story: China Hopes To Have 3,000 Surveillance Drones In The Skies By Cinco de Mayo (May 5)

China Hopes To Have 3,000 Surveillance Drones In The Skies By Cinco de Mayo (May 5)

HONG KONG - The Rick Shaw National News Agency of China has noted that China is pulling out all of the stops in its drone production. The Republic of China is going full speed ahead with its manufacturing of surveillance drones which are capable o...
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Funny story: Pierced Morghound expelled from America by U.N.

Pierced Morghound expelled from America by U.N.

New York - Pierced Morghound was ordered to leave the Western Hemisphere today by an emergency meeting of the U.N. security council. Known for his unpopular T.V. program (America's Got Guns), Pierced was dragged, kicking and screaming, and whini...
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Funny story: The John & Bob Denver International Airport Is Starting To Have Problems With Wayward Drones

The John & Bob Denver International Airport Is Starting To Have Problems With Wayward Drones

DENVER - The John & Bob Denver International Airport located in the Rocky Mountain city of Denver is one of the first in the United States to report a wayward drone problem. Airport director Washburn Bookbottom said that it became a full fledg...
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Funny story: F-35 Joint Strike Fighter drones should be deployed to stamp out illicit reefers says DEA boss

F-35 Joint Strike Fighter drones should be deployed to stamp out illicit reefers says DEA boss

Washington - "Stands to reason," DEA head of operations James L Capra told a Senate hearing this week, "that's what these Joint Strike drones were invented for, long distance destruction of reefers and chillums." Capra was pleading to save his ass...
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Funny story: House Intelligence Chair to lead parade of tanks with drone escort as warning to criminal journalists

House Intelligence Chair to lead parade of tanks with drone escort as warning to criminal journalists

A representative for Representative Mike Rogers (R-MI) indicates new, dramatic action about to be taken by this congressman related to campaigning for defense of America. Mr. Rogers' latest idea is to lead a parade of 100 Abrams tanks through New...
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Funny story: Snowden: Israel Has Developed Locust Bombs

Snowden: Israel Has Developed Locust Bombs

Edward Snowden, who is out to become the modern Benedict Arnold stated today that U.S CIA officials know that Israel has developed a very small drone that carries considerable explosive power along with the ability of disrupting enemy communications.
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Funny story: Soon Drones Will Be First Responders in Many Emergencies

Soon Drones Will Be First Responders in Many Emergencies

The first thing that will happen after a terrorist bombing, tornado, earthquake, bank hold-up will soon be a drone. Plans now being drawn up by emergency responders like police, firemen, even soldiers will be a drone or team of drones to check out...
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Funny story: Huckabee: U.S. Needs Anti-Sex- League

Huckabee: U.S. Needs Anti-Sex- League

The former Governor of Arkansas, Fox News Host, and Fundamentalist Preacher called today for the formation of an Anti-Sex League. Huckabee recently has been in the news for calling for the cessation of birth control prescriptions provided to women b...
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Funny story: Amazon CEO is Laughing All the Way to the Headlines

Amazon CEO is Laughing All the Way to the Headlines

Jeffrey Bezos is giggling his head off, laughing all the way to the headlines. First the Amazon CO got sensational global coverage of his absurd yet adorable (yet rather creepy) plan to have millions of packages delivered "right to your porch" by dro...
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Funny story: Weapons That Make Drones Look Primitive Are Of Concern

Weapons That Make Drones Look Primitive Are Of Concern

"Killer robots" are fully autonomous weapons. These robots are weapons that would make drones look primitive. With the drone, there is a human being who looks at the computer screen, sees the target and pushes the buttons to fire the missiles and k...
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Funny story: Obama's TV Picks for 2014: Edgy, Realistic Shows

Obama's TV Picks for 2014: Edgy, Realistic Shows

Amidst all of the drama in the Oval Office surrounding such events as the terrible rollout of Obamacare and personally choosing drone targets, President Obama seeks to relax by watching his favorite TV shows. By his own accounts the President is...
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Funny story: Pope commissions "Saint Finding Drones"

Pope commissions "Saint Finding Drones"

One of the Popes has commissioned spotter drones with "Saint scanners" in their warhead compartments. One of their first tasks will be to gain Divine evidence for the fast track Canonisation of Nelson Mandela. "This would be a real coup", a resear...
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Funny story: Amazan to use delivery Drones

Amazan to use delivery Drones

Amazan has completed tests in non nuclear delivery Drones. These will have to be controlled by Military bases in Texas for security reasons. Already used in secret by Father Christmas, the Drones will not be heavily armed at first until safety iss...
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