President Obama has conclusively refuted all the unpatriotic pinkos who hate America so much, they want to maliciously and opportunistically hinder his drone campaign…
Which latter, as we all know and agree, exists purely in order for your safety alone.
Read it with an open mind.
Well, I mean, c'mon; at least he's not a neocon, right?
Now let me say this.
Well, why not? I...
Amazan has completed tests in non nuclear delivery Drones. These will have to be controlled by Military bases in Texas for security reasons.
Already used in secret by Father Christmas, the Drones will not be heavily armed at first until safety iss...
President Obama addressed assembled reporters in the Rose Garden today.
I have just sent American troops on a vacation to Niger. And while there they will be changing that country's name to one that accurately reflects its true beauty and greatness. One that brings to mind thoughts of wonderful people living in a land flowing with milk and honey-nuts.
We have been fighting a war for a long t...
These days, the air is filled with drones, buzzing about in search of their assigned targets. The obvious question is, how can you tell when there is a drone with your name in it?
After doing extensive research on this topic, I have a prepared a list of the ten most reliable indicators that you may be about to be stung by a drone:
1. You get a lot of calls from "pdr2".
2. You hear mosqui...
(Sector 20301) - America's newest National Security Strategy has been revealed to consist of a fleet of unmanned aerial vehicles backed up by an army of Clint Eastwood clones.
Vice President Joe Biden has called the strategy "pure genius", hailing...
The Department of Defense flatly denied any plans yesterday, to use U.S. armed drones in the targeting of washed up politicians and celebrities who continue to demand attention and spin in news cycle, when their day in the sun is clearly over.
Already iPhone 4 owners are being pulled over by the thousands and ticketed for using their new multi-tasking phones while driving, an illegal act in most states. Iphone 4 owners are complaining to Apple that they are finding it necessary to buy two,...
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