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Drone Address: Obama Condemns (-Ish) Suicide Bombers (1/2)

President Obama has conclusively refuted all the unpatriotic pinkos who hate America so much, they want to maliciously and opportunistically hinder his drone campaign… Which latter, as we all know and agree, exists purely in order for your safety alone. Read it with an open mind. Well, I mean, c'mon; at least he's not a neocon, right? ;) Now let me say this. Well, why not? I...

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Amazan to use delivery Drones

Funny story: Amazan to use delivery Drones

Amazan has completed tests in non nuclear delivery Drones. These will have to be controlled by Military bases in Texas for security reasons. Already used in secret by Father Christmas, the Drones will not be heavily armed at first until safety iss...

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U.S. invades Niger to rename country properly

Funny story: U.S. invades Niger to rename country properly

President Obama addressed assembled reporters in the Rose Garden today. I have just sent American troops on a vacation to Niger. And while there they will be changing that country's name to one that accurately reflects its true beauty and greatness. One that brings to mind thoughts of wonderful people living in a land flowing with milk and honey-nuts. We have been fighting a war for a long t...

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Signs you are about to be attacked by a drone

Funny story: Signs you are about to be attacked by a drone

These days, the air is filled with drones, buzzing about in search of their assigned targets. The obvious question is, how can you tell when there is a drone with your name in it? After doing extensive research on this topic, I have a prepared a list of the ten most reliable indicators that you may be about to be stung by a drone: 1. You get a lot of calls from "pdr2". 2. You hear mosqui...

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New U.S. National Security Strategy revealed: a Fleet of Drones and an Army of Clint Eastwood Clones

Funny story: New U.S. National Security Strategy revealed: a Fleet of Drones and an Army of Clint Eastwood Clones

(Sector 20301) - America's newest National Security Strategy has been revealed to consist of a fleet of unmanned aerial vehicles backed up by an army of Clint Eastwood clones. Vice President Joe Biden has called the strategy "pure genius", hailing...

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U.S. Drones Target Governors and Celebrities Whose 15 Minutes are Over

Funny story: U.S. Drones Target Governors and Celebrities Whose 15 Minutes are Over

The Department of Defense flatly denied any plans yesterday, to use U.S. armed drones in the targeting of washed up politicians and celebrities who continue to demand attention and spin in news cycle, when their day in the sun is clearly over. Emp...

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Apple Developing Drone Phones for Use While Driving

Funny story: Apple Developing Drone Phones for Use While Driving

Already iPhone 4 owners are being pulled over by the thousands and ticketed for using their new multi-tasking phones while driving, an illegal act in most states. Iphone 4 owners are complaining to Apple that they are finding it necessary to buy two,...

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