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Funny story: US state of Ohio drop driving age to 8!

US state of Ohio drop driving age to 8!

After long consideration and acknowledgement that kids aint kids like they used to be, the US state of Ohio have decided to drop the age of driving to 8! The first boy to take advantage of the new law was an 8 year-old who after feeling pangs of h...
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Funny story: Time's Up, ol' Timer

Time's Up, ol' Timer

According to the latest AAA Auto Club statistics, there are over 35 million elderly, licensed drivers in the United States. With the onset of age, there is a demonstrative rise in the amount of accidents involving older people, especially those over...
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Funny story: Don't worry About the House Just Keep on Driving

Don't worry About the House Just Keep on Driving

Back in my college days I was studying at the University of Arizona in Tucson, Arizona. The school had a good engineering college which suited me well, that is whenever I actually attended class. The University was, also, known to be a party school and attracted a lot of people from the northern and eastern states who came to the school to escape the harsh winters which had brought about a lot o...
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Funny story: Speed limits abolished

Speed limits abolished

The Chief Minister of the Australian Capital Territory (ACT), announced yesterday that in legislation passed last week in the ACT Legislative Assembly, all speed limits have been abolished in the ACT. He said that, for the benefit of all motorists a...
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Funny story: Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Are you ready for the ultimate vacation brag? NASA Tells us that Mars will be close enough by the year 2020 that you can drive your car there in a few days time. One Chinese company bearing the Trump name, but having no relation to Donald Trump, i...
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Funny story: Illegal Aliens refuse to drive Los Angeles streets

Illegal Aliens refuse to drive Los Angeles streets

I was scheduled to get my new 5 year license at the Department of Motor Vehicles at 2 P.M. As I approached the door I noticed hundreds of people lined up, angry and shouting. They had placards and waved them. I stopped to ask an older man with gray hair and a feather in it, about the tumult. "What's going on," I asked him. Fortunately he spoke enough English for me to understand him. "Gov...
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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order Directing All US Drivers to Switch to the Left

President Obama Issues Executive Order Directing All US Drivers to Switch to the Left

WASHINGTON, DC - US President Barack Obama issued an executive order today, directing all US drivers to switch to the left side. The executive order states that the switch will be implemented gradually, so Americans are not shocked, but will conti...
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Funny story: Cash ruins unblemished driving record

Cash ruins unblemished driving record

An 80-year-old driver who accidentally dropped a load of money on to the road has blotted his previously unblemished driving record. Gateshead magistrates heard that Ivor Lodesadosh, owner of the Big Game Casino, was driving to the bank in his jee...
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Funny story: Cops Target Drivers With Heads Up Asses; Amateur Contortionists Listening To AC/DC Cited

Cops Target Drivers With Heads Up Asses; Amateur Contortionists Listening To AC/DC Cited

TOOT TOOT, WHEELING, W.Va. -- The city Police Department is launching a new roadway safety checkpoint in which motorists will be randomly stopped to make sure they aren't driving with their heads up their asses. "Keep your head out of your ass and...
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Funny story: Clegg - "All Drivers Are Garbage - Except You That Is!"

Clegg - "All Drivers Are Garbage - Except You That Is!"

The Government is to disband the DVLA, and therefore the need to obtain a driver's license, to ensure that your opinion that everyone else on the road is shit at driving except for you is valid. The Government have decided to follow through with t...
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Funny story: Apple Fixes Driving

Apple Fixes Driving

Apple, the tech innovator responsible for the iPhone, iPad, and iTunes, is raising the bar once again. Earlier today Apple spokesperson George Weller announced the release of the company's next big thing, iDrive, the groundbreaking app that is expected to wring the last few precious dollars from the tight fists of America's consumers. "We're very excited about this product, which solves some...
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Funny story: Toyota announes new nitrogen powered car for two million dollars

Toyota announes new nitrogen powered car for two million dollars

Toyota announced that next year's offerings of energy efficient cars will include their new "Nitrorider" vehicle, capable of achieving speeds close to 50 miles an hour on a tank of liquid nitrogen. A spokesman for the company said that while t...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Automotive Luck Finally Runs Out

Justin Bieber's Automotive Luck Finally Runs Out

LOS ANGELES - Well it looks like Canadian singer Justin Bieber's automotive luck has finally run out. The 19-year-old singer was stopped in Calabasas at 4:31 a.m. for failure to properly stop at a stop sign. The officer who pulled him over stat...
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Funny story: SatNavs are to be made 'more human'

SatNavs are to be made 'more human'

SatNavs, the indispensable piece of kit for all modern motorists that have forgotten how to read maps, are to be made more human in an effort to sell new SatNavs, now virtually every motorists have one. "They're very robotic," said Tom Garmin, hea...
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Funny story: Democrats to introduce bill banning all vehicles in America!

Democrats to introduce bill banning all vehicles in America!

Washington DC - After a man used his car to kill and maim several innocent people in Venice Beach, CA the other morning, a leading Democrat in Congress is set to introduce a bill banning all vehicles in America. The Congressperson stated, "Ameri...
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Funny story: Local Trucker Breaks Space-Time Continuum

Local Trucker Breaks Space-Time Continuum

Tom Johnson, a truck driver from Smelling, WI, was given a particularly rough quota from his boss last week. He was supposed to pick up a load in Augusta, Maine, and deliver it to San Francisco. Once in San Francisco, he was supposed to take another...
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Funny story: New York Warns That The Days of Texting While Driving Are Over

New York Warns That The Days of Texting While Driving Are Over

ALBANY, New York - Governor Andrew Cuomo has just issued a directive that the state will no longer tolerate anyone texting while operating a vehicle. The governor said that the problem has gotten way out of hand and he has decided that the time ha...
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Funny story: 48 Hurt When Car Jumps Curb, Plows into East Village 7-11 After Accident: FDNY

48 Hurt When Car Jumps Curb, Plows into East Village 7-11 After Accident: FDNY

A driver lost control of his Nissan Leaf after it was struck by lightning, and ran in to the front of a Seven-Eleven store in East Village. New York firemen were not aware of the extent of the damage until they investigated a basement area and locate...
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