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Funny story: Cops Target Drivers With Heads Up Asses; Amateur Contortionists Listening To AC/DC Cited

Cops Target Drivers With Heads Up Asses; Amateur Contortionists Listening To AC/DC Cited

TOOT TOOT, WHEELING, W.Va. -- The city Police Department is launching a new roadway safety checkpoint in which motorists will be randomly stopped to make sure they aren't driving with their heads up their asses. "Keep your head out of your ass and...
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Funny story: Clegg - "All Drivers Are Garbage - Except You That Is!"

Clegg - "All Drivers Are Garbage - Except You That Is!"

The Government is to disband the DVLA, and therefore the need to obtain a driver's license, to ensure that your opinion that everyone else on the road is shit at driving except for you is valid. The Government have decided to follow through with t...
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Funny story: Apple Fixes Driving

Apple Fixes Driving

Apple, the tech innovator responsible for the iPhone, iPad, and iTunes, is raising the bar once again. Earlier today Apple spokesperson George Weller announced the release of the company's next big thing, iDrive, the groundbreaking app that is expected to wring the last few precious dollars from the tight fists of America's consumers. "We're very excited about this product, which solves some...
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Funny story: Toyota announes new nitrogen powered car for two million dollars

Toyota announes new nitrogen powered car for two million dollars

Toyota announced that next year's offerings of energy efficient cars will include their new "Nitrorider" vehicle, capable of achieving speeds close to 50 miles an hour on a tank of liquid nitrogen. A spokesman for the company said that while t...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Automotive Luck Finally Runs Out

Justin Bieber's Automotive Luck Finally Runs Out

LOS ANGELES - Well it looks like Canadian singer Justin Bieber's automotive luck has finally run out. The 19-year-old singer was stopped in Calabasas at 4:31 a.m. for failure to properly stop at a stop sign. The officer who pulled him over stat...
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Funny story: SatNavs are to be made 'more human'

SatNavs are to be made 'more human'

SatNavs, the indispensable piece of kit for all modern motorists that have forgotten how to read maps, are to be made more human in an effort to sell new SatNavs, now virtually every motorists have one. "They're very robotic," said Tom Garmin, hea...
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Funny story: Democrats to introduce bill banning all vehicles in America!

Democrats to introduce bill banning all vehicles in America!

Washington DC - After a man used his car to kill and maim several innocent people in Venice Beach, CA the other morning, a leading Democrat in Congress is set to introduce a bill banning all vehicles in America. The Congressperson stated, "Ameri...
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Funny story: Local Trucker Breaks Space-Time Continuum

Local Trucker Breaks Space-Time Continuum

Tom Johnson, a truck driver from Smelling, WI, was given a particularly rough quota from his boss last week. He was supposed to pick up a load in Augusta, Maine, and deliver it to San Francisco. Once in San Francisco, he was supposed to take another...
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Funny story: New York Warns That The Days of Texting While Driving Are Over

New York Warns That The Days of Texting While Driving Are Over

ALBANY, New York - Governor Andrew Cuomo has just issued a directive that the state will no longer tolerate anyone texting while operating a vehicle. The governor said that the problem has gotten way out of hand and he has decided that the time ha...
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Funny story: 48 Hurt When Car Jumps Curb, Plows into East Village 7-11 After Accident: FDNY

48 Hurt When Car Jumps Curb, Plows into East Village 7-11 After Accident: FDNY

A driver lost control of his Nissan Leaf after it was struck by lightning, and ran in to the front of a Seven-Eleven store in East Village. New York firemen were not aware of the extent of the damage until they investigated a basement area and locate...
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Funny story: Amanda Bynes Discovers A Space Alien In Her Kitchen

Amanda Bynes Discovers A Space Alien In Her Kitchen

NEW YORK CITY - The life of Amanda Bynes is starting to resemble that of Lindsay "The Little Lost Lush" Lohan. Bynes, who starred on the Nickelodeon Channel has had more ups and downs than the Empire State Building elevators. She has been charg...
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Funny story: BMW 335i Arrested For Turning Its Driver Into An Asshole

BMW 335i Arrested For Turning Its Driver Into An Asshole

Highway patrol officers today arrested a red BMW 335i sedan today after they say the car turned its owner into an asshole. Officers impounded the car and the district attorney is expected to file charges against it next week. "During our invest...
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Funny story: Which lane to choose? There's an app for that

Which lane to choose? There's an app for that

Everybody has sat on a motorway, looking at the other lanes all moving faster, only for them to slam to a stop the moment you change lanes into them. If only it was possible to predict which lane was the fastest, people could shave seconds off their...
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Funny story: MP Huhne set to gain first-hand knowledge of Prison System

MP Huhne set to gain first-hand knowledge of Prison System

Liberal Democrat Chris Huhne is to resign after he was totally buuusted making a massive u-turn over a driving offence. Initially Huhne was adamant of his innocence, nobly arguing it was infact his then wife who had accrued the speeding points. H...
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Funny story: Driver fined for seeding

Driver fined for seeding

The driver of an open-top sports car will have to pay £100 plus costs, after scattering sunflower seeds on the pavements. Jim Gardner, 39, of Wetwang, near Driffield, was reported after several pedestrians had been sprayed with the seeds as he dro...
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Funny story: Google add flooding to their navigation maps

Google add flooding to their navigation maps

Google Maps were already brilliant, with satellite, topography, live traffic updates, street view and navigation. In wet, wet Britain, Google have unveiled another useful addition, flooding. "We've all seen the news," said Jeeves Bing, head of res...
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Funny story: Footballer fined for speeding

Footballer fined for speeding

A former Scotland goalkeeper has been fined £1,000 by the Scottish Football Association after admitting speeding during last week's game at Arbroath. Dougal Grayound, who plays for Hamilton Athletic, was spotted by a speed camera sprinting past th...
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Funny story: Bulb gone on your car? There's an app for that

Bulb gone on your car? There's an app for that

Every driver has been there. Driving along quite happily when they become aware of all the other drivers flashing. A quick check shows that the headlights should be on, but pulling over and it's discovered that the bulbs are blown. "What can you d...
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