CRATER LAKE, OREGON - The U.S. National Park Service announced today that Crater Lake is officially empty of all water.
Once known as the deepest lake in the U.S. and the 7th deepest lake in the world, Crater Lake is now the deepest empty lake in...
GALVESTON, Texas - The Southern Water Institute of Galveston (SWIG) after an extensive two-year $7.3 million study has concluded that drinking water, whether it be tap or bottled is bad for you.
Flora Belle Wetweather, president of SWIG, stated in...
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