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Move over Caligula and Dracula, A-Rod is Here

ON THE CUSP OF EGOMANIA - Never enter a situation where you working with a kookoo bird with a litigation complex. If you are sued by a psychotic with millions of dollars-or even a sociopath with unlimited resources, your time will be squandered.

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Man Utd take garlic, silver bullets and wooden stakes to Romania!

Funny story: Man Utd take garlic, silver bullets and wooden stakes to Romania!

Man United arrived in Romania today and were rapidly transported off to their hotel before dark. Several players had cloves of garlic hanging around their necks to ward off any vampires that could have been hiding on the mens bogs at the airport.

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The Top 10 Vampire Movies of 2012

Funny story: The Top 10 Vampire Movies of 2012

Vampire movies have been around since the days of silent films. When most people think of vampires the name that comes to mind is Count Dracula. Count Dracula was portrayed in the 1931 motion picture Dracula by the legendary actor Bela Lugosi. The film is considered to be the "Granddaddy" of all vampire movies. The motion picture was followed by three sequels; Dracula's Daughter (1936...

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A List of 10 Vampire Movies To Be Released This Summer

Funny story: A List of 10 Vampire Movies To Be Released This Summer

Paragovo Gabskigrad of Sofia, Bulgaria is considered to be the world's foremost expert on vampires. He wrote in his most recent book titled 7,001 Amazingly Amazing Facts About Vampires that vampires have been around ever since September of 1047. Gabskigrad noted that 865 years later in 1912, the first vampire movie was filmed. The motion picture was shot in Great Britain and the title w...

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Man United take bunches of garlic and silver bullets to Romania!

Funny story: Man United take bunches of garlic and silver bullets to Romania!

Before Man United set off on their long trip to play a virtually unknown team in the dark depths of Romania, their kit man was spotted at a local Tesco's buying bunches of garlic and then he rushed to the weapon shop to buy silver bullets (?). It...

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Katie Waissel Looking Like Gary Oldman In 'Bram Stoker's Dracula' Movie

Funny story: Katie Waissel Looking Like Gary Oldman In 'Bram Stoker's Dracula' Movie

It isn't only the general public who have failed to take X-Factor fame junkie Katie Waissel to their hearts - now the nation's leading fashionistas are lining up to take a pop at the wannabe. Following extensive media coverage, including paparazzi...

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Count Dracula Revelation Shocks Audience

Funny story: Count Dracula Revelation Shocks Audience

The big daddy of vampires (no not Robert Pattinson), we're talking about Count Dracula, has sensationally revealed today that he is actually afraid of the dark. Jeremy Vine was interviewing the Transylvanian transfusionist about his upcoming book,...

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A Fight Breaks Out At The San Diego Comic Convention Between Frankenstein Fans and Count Dracula Fans

Funny story: A Fight Breaks Out At The San Diego Comic Convention Between Frankenstein Fans and Count Dracula Fans

SAN DIEGO - Police were called to quell a mini-riot that broke out between the fans of Frankenstein and the fans of Count Dracula at the 2010 San Diego Comic Con. Brenda Valene Chardwater, a spokesperson for the Comic Convention said that it all s...

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Interview with Count Dracula

Count Dracula started a crime spree in Transylvania many centuries ago and he has spread his crimes into USA, Canada and Mexico, my name is Lynn Gweeny and I had the pleasure of interviewing Count Dracula Lynn Gweeny: So Mr. Dracula, what do you like to do? Count Dracula: I like to suck blood and turn others into Vampires. Lynn Gweeny: Why do you like to do this? Count Dracula: I need...

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Kristen Stewart: I Don't Know If I Want To Marry Vlad the Impaler, Dracula's Cousin

Funny story: Kristen Stewart: I Don't Know If I Want To Marry Vlad the Impaler, Dracula's Cousin

After finding out that he is actually a descendant of Vlad II Dracula, or Vlad the Impaler, Kristen Stewart has kept her distance from her longtime beau, Robert Pattinson, except for personal appearances. "What if he has the blood of Vlad the mons...

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Robert Pattinson Related To Vlad The Impaler Or Count Dracula

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Related To Vlad The Impaler Or Count Dracula

Robert Pattinson, who has been playing the vampire, Edward Cullen for most of the past two years, was extremely surprised to find out that he is actually related to Vlad The Impaler, the person that "Dracula" was modeled after by horror author Bram S...

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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart in Transylvania

Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart in Transylvania

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart are reported to be in Transylvania a region in central Romania, which is famous for the believe in vampires. Pattinson was expected to propose to Kristen in Budapest, but it is now believed he will propose to...

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Robert Pattinson pissed again like he was last summer

Funny story: Robert Pattinson pissed again like he was last summer

Robert Pattinson was pissed again which has been a frequent occurrence over the last year. Pattinson was seen at a bar in London and after twelve pints of Lager he was laughing so much he pissed his pants. Pattinson has never been out of the news,...

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Count Dracula Biting Mad Over Viagra Not Working

Funny story: Count Dracula Biting Mad Over Viagra Not Working

Count Dracula, in an interview very early this morning, stated that Viagra did not help him and that he had already tried the other stuff. "Here I have most of the night every single night and what am I going to do after my snack, IF I can find on...

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Dracula Compains that Twilight, Teen Vampires Suck!

Funny story: Dracula Compains that Twilight, Teen Vampires Suck!

HOLLYWOOD(ABSNN) -- Count Dracula. the real Count Dracula, held a press conference Sunday to bemoan the current crop of "teen angst, heart throb" blood suckers found in wildly popular television and motion pictures. "What do they know of suffering...

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Santa Found Dead; Count Dracula in Questioning

Santa Claus was found one week ago strangled in the North Pole with no evidence except for a few strands of hair which belonged to Count Dracula. He was brought into questioning and claimed he was at the North Pole to play poker with the invisible m...

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Romania's Dracula Kneecaps Chelsea's Drogba!

Funny story: Romania's Dracula Kneecaps Chelsea's Drogba!

Not long after the Croatian attacks upon black footballers, Chelsea went to the Carpathian mountains only to meet a Romanian team led by a certain Count named Dracula. Chelsea star Drogba went toe to toe and neck to neck with Dracula. But when th...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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