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Funny story: IRS Admits Targeting Billingsgate For Reverse Counter-Subversive Obama Nitpicking

IRS Admits Targeting Billingsgate For Reverse Counter-Subversive Obama Nitpicking

BILLINGSGATE POST - How long has it been going on? News that the Justice Department had tapped the phones of more than twenty reporters working for the Associated Press didn't surprise anyone, least of all, Dr. Billingsgate. The BILLINGSGATE POST...
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Funny story: BARK OFF! You Despicable Curs

BARK OFF! You Despicable Curs

BILLINGSGATE POST - I must warn you. This is not your typical heart-warming, Rex the Wonder Dog happy ending story. Not since Dr. Benjamin Spock ruined the upbringing of millions of American children by publishing his diabolic manual, Baby and Chil...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Helps President Obama Tee His Balls Up

Tiger Woods Helps President Obama Tee His Balls Up

BILLINGSGATE POST - While most White House correspondents were peeved because they were not allowed access to President Obama during his golf outing with Tiger Woods, your humble servant, Dr. Billingsgate, interviewed Barack Obama's caddie, Chauncy E...
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Funny story: Secretary of State John Kerry: C'Mon man! You must be kidding!

Secretary of State John Kerry: C'Mon man! You must be kidding!

Why should Senator John Kerry be appointed Secretary of State? When he made his run for the presidency against Dubya it was pointed out that if Kerry were to be elected president, America would be just one nut away from having a chipmunk (John Edwards) in the White House. While BILLINGSGATE does not wish to offend members of the genera Tamias and Eutamias species, it is not only Dr. B who has not...
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Funny story: Fifty Shades Of Red: The Incestuous Relationship Between Obama And The Media

Fifty Shades Of Red: The Incestuous Relationship Between Obama And The Media

BILLINGSGATE POST - There's much more to Dr. Billingsgate's publishing phenom than just secret backroom assignations between a panting press and a president willing to use any device to satisfy himself and his red-shaded lovers. For those who hope...
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Funny story: Sexual Revolution Over: Women Told To Beat Their Vaginas Into Plowshares

Sexual Revolution Over: Women Told To Beat Their Vaginas Into Plowshares

BILLINGSGATE POST - "And he will judge between the nations and will rebuke many people."...Isaiah 2:4. It is all over, folks. No more Hollywood starlets flashing their pubic areas, no more shotgun weddings, no more vibrators and no more porn. T...
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Funny story: Tired Of Your Itchy Ass-Hole? Vote For Mitt Romney This November

Tired Of Your Itchy Ass-Hole? Vote For Mitt Romney This November

BILLINGSGATE POST - Suffering from erectile dysfunction? No Problem. Need an abortion? No Problem. Need sex change? No Problem. Need Penile Pump? No problem. Need new boobs, penis extender, nose job.....? No Problemo. However, if you are on...
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Funny story: Obama First President To Have Eaten Man's Best Friend: Michelle Puts Bo On Endangered Specie List

Obama First President To Have Eaten Man's Best Friend: Michelle Puts Bo On Endangered Specie List

BILLINGSGATE POST - President Obama reveals he was fed dog meat as a young boy in Indonesia while living with his stepfather, Lolo Soetoro. Has anyone seen Bo lately? Small wonder that Michelle has a court order prohibiting Barack from seeing Bo un...
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Funny story: Dalai Lama To Meet With Dr. Billingsgate In Official San Diego Visit

Dalai Lama To Meet With Dr. Billingsgate In Official San Diego Visit

BILLINGSGATE POST - The Dalai Lama, who will make his first official visit to San Diego this week, is Tibet's spiritual leader, that nation's political leader in exile and the 1989 Nobel Peace Prize recipient. He is also a friend and confidant o...
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Funny story: Secret Service Agents Deny Sex With Columbian Coeds: Merely "Hovering" At Discreet Distance

Secret Service Agents Deny Sex With Columbian Coeds: Merely "Hovering" At Discreet Distance

BILLINGSGATE POST - The eleven Secret Service Agents who were flown back to Washington for allegedly participating in an impromptu toga party with a like number of Columbian coeds, denied that any sexual activity occurred. A spokesperson for the Sec...
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Funny story: Bibi Netanyahu Talks To Dr. Billingsgate

Bibi Netanyahu Talks To Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST - After speaking before the American Israel Public Action Committee (AIRPAC) last night in Washington, Bibi Netanyahu sat down with Dr. Billingsgate to discuss his speech and his meeting that morning with President Barack Hussein Obama: Dr. B: Mr. Prime Minister, may I call you Bibi? Bibi: Of course, of course. It is my privilege. Dr. B: Thank you. In your brilliant...
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Funny story: President's Truth Team To Be Headed By Dr. Billingsgate

President's Truth Team To Be Headed By Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST - President Obama's re-election team on Monday rolled out a campaign to recruit two million supporters to help debunk attacks on the president's record and hit back at his Republican rivals. To be called the "Truth Team," the Dem...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Her Like Marilyn Monroe

Lindsay Lohan: Taxidermist To The Stars Claims He Mounted Her Like Marilyn Monroe

HOLLYWOOD - Taxidermist to the stars, Dr. Billingsgate, today released information regarding Ms. Lohan that has Hollywood atwitter. For good reason, it appears. Apparently the nude pictures of Lindsay that were supposed to be suppressed until the n...
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