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Hannibal Lecter Questions Chimpanzee Plastic Surgery Procedure

Funny story: Hannibal Lecter Questions Chimpanzee Plastic Surgery Procedure

Dear Dr. BILLINGSGATE, I read your recent story about Dr. Ollie and Dr. Buddy, the chimpanzee Plastic Surgeon team who successfully altered the facial features of Mr. St. James Davis so that he now resembles a zombie. Needless to say, I was fascinated by your account. I have some questions about their procedures: 1. Why did Mr. Davis request that the operation take place during his son's bi...

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The Spoof To Buy Out The Onion In Hostile Takeover

Funny story: The Spoof To Buy Out The Onion In Hostile Takeover

WALL STREET URINAL: In a stunning development, The Spoof said today that it will acquire The Onion to create the world's largest fake news media company under one roof. The Onion proclaims itself as the world's leading news publication and enjoys...

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Obama Designates Wide Swathe Of Hillary's Cleavage As National Monument

Funny story: Obama Designates Wide Swathe Of Hillary's Cleavage As National Monument

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Obama designated another controversial area as a national monument today. Last week the lame duck president irritated Utah and Nevada residents by declaring millions of acres off limits to mining and other public usage.

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Hillary Talks To Dr. Billingsgate: Sex, Lies And More Lies

Funny story: Hillary Talks To Dr. Billingsgate: Sex, Lies And More Lies

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rejecting pleas from the Washington Post and New York Times for a sit-down interview, Hillary Clinton agreed to an in-depth interview with Dr. Billingsgate with no ground rules except that Dr. Billingsgate wear a pant suit that do...

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Hillary Grants Billingsgate Exclusive Interview

Funny story: Hillary Grants Billingsgate Exclusive Interview

BILLINGSGATE POST: Going against the advice of her top adviser and alleged long-time squeeze, Huma Abedin, who is married to former New York Congressman, Carlos Danger, Hillary Clinton agreed to sit down with Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, the only man to have scored twelve doctorates and lived to talk about it. The following is a transcript of the exclusive interview: Billingsgate: Mrs. Clinton, d...

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A Letter To Doctor Billingsgate From Hillary

Funny story: A Letter To Doctor Billingsgate From Hillary

As part of the public service I provide to my faithful readers, occasionally I allow them access to some of the mail I receive from those whose toes I have put to the fire: Dear Dr. Billingsgate, Ever since I started campaigning for the preside...

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Selfie Stick Ruled Illegal: Violates Montana Pole Patent

Funny story: Selfie Stick Ruled Illegal: Violates Montana Pole Patent

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a special ruling issued yesterday, United States Patent Judge Willard "The Rat" Helmsley, declared that the so called "selfie stick" violated the patent issued to Dr. Viscount Billingsgate for his invention of the "Montana Pole...

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ISIS Blames ACME For Road Runner Escape

Funny story: ISIS Blames ACME For Road Runner Escape

BILLINGSGATE POST: What goes around comes around. In a round-about-way that is. ISIS USA affiliate MSNBC released information today that the Road Runner has escaped from ISIS due to compromised equipment purchased from the ACME Corporation as part...

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Taxidermist Receives $760K For NOT Stuffing Lesbian Couple At Wedding

Funny story: Taxidermist Receives $760K For NOT Stuffing Lesbian Couple At Wedding

BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Viscount Billingsgate, world famous forensic taxidermist, after receiving threats to shut down his business after he refused to provide wedding-day taxidermy services to Orvilla Leatherskin and Priscilla Featherstockings, a le...

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Dr. Billingsgate Refuses To Perform Posthumous Taxidermy On Gay Couple Unless Deceased

Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Refuses To Perform Posthumous Taxidermy On Gay Couple Unless Deceased

BILLINGSGATE POST: It had to happen. Dr. Billingsgate, who is one of the most distinguished forensic taxidermists in the world, had a microphone shoved in front of his face by a woman reporter, who later revealed herself as a man, and was asked if h...

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Keystone Pipeline Passage Requires Obama To Have Bunghole Re-bored

Funny story: Keystone Pipeline Passage Requires Obama To Have Bunghole Re-bored

BILLINGSGATE POST: Press Secretary Josh Earnest told reporters that the only way that the Keystone Pipeline would be passed is if it first goes through President Obama. One intrepid reporter asked if the President's bunghole was big enough to a...

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American Sniper Casual Hunting Outfit With Modified SEAL Enemy Dispatch Kit

Funny story: American Sniper Casual Hunting Outfit With Modified SEAL Enemy Dispatch Kit

BILLINGSGATE POST: Can you imagine how many more mortal dispatches the legendary American Sniper would have made if only he had been outfitted with an authentic Dr. Billingsgate Modified SEAL Enemy Dispatch Kit? With its night vision goggles, the Wo...

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Dr. Billingsgate Has Elephant Trunk Grafted To His Nose To Prove He's Republican

Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Has Elephant Trunk Grafted To His Nose To Prove He's Republican

BILLINGSGATE POST: Dr. Billingsgate, citing the dearth of leadership in the Republican Party, revealed that he recently had a baby elephant trunk grafted to his own snout to prove that he was a true Republican. Knowing that this might infuriate som...

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Prince Charles: A Carbon-Dioxymoron

Funny story: Prince Charles: A Carbon-Dioxymoron

As a British expatriate who has lived in the United States for the past decade, I wish to speak regarding Prince Charles' recent statement where he joins with some highly credential scientists in blaming the current balmy weather conditions in North...

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IRS Admits Targeting Billingsgate For Reverse Counter-Subversive Obama Nitpicking

Funny story: IRS Admits Targeting Billingsgate For Reverse Counter-Subversive Obama Nitpicking

BILLINGSGATE POST - How long has it been going on? News that the Justice Department had tapped the phones of more than twenty reporters working for the Associated Press didn't surprise anyone, least of all, Dr. Billingsgate. The BILLINGSGATE POST...

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BARK OFF! You Despicable Curs

Funny story: BARK OFF! You Despicable Curs

BILLINGSGATE POST - I must warn you. This is not your typical heart-warming, Rex the Wonder Dog happy ending story. Not since Dr. Benjamin Spock ruined the upbringing of millions of American children by publishing his diabolic manual, Baby and Chil...

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Tiger Woods Helps President Obama Tee His Balls Up

Funny story: Tiger Woods Helps President Obama Tee His Balls Up

BILLINGSGATE POST - While most White House correspondents were peeved because they were not allowed access to President Obama during his golf outing with Tiger Woods, your humble servant, Dr. Billingsgate, interviewed Barack Obama's caddie, Chauncy E...

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Secretary of State John Kerry: C'Mon man! You must be kidding!

Funny story: Secretary of State John Kerry: C'Mon man! You must be kidding!

Why should Senator John Kerry be appointed Secretary of State? When he made his run for the presidency against Dubya it was pointed out that if Kerry were to be elected president, America would be just one nut away from having a chipmunk (John Edwards) in the White House. While BILLINGSGATE does not wish to offend members of the genera Tamias and Eutamias species, it is not only Dr. B who has not...

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