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Dr. Phil: "Achieve your higher consciousness---stick your texting finger up your Ass!"

The audience at the Dr. Phil TV program gasped this afternoon when Dr. Phil unloaded on a program participant who had been found guilty of texting while driving in North Carolina severely injuring a woman and her small child. The man seemed totally unrepentant as Dr. Phil interviewed him. Dr. Phil: "Don't you feel terrible that your negligence caused these injuries of innocent people?" Ma...

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Dr. Phil: "Achieve your higher consciousness---stick your texting finger up your Ass!"

The audience at the Dr. Phil TV program gasped this afternoon when Dr. Phil unloaded on a program participant who had been found guilty of texting while driving in North Carolina severely injuring a woman and her small child. The man seemed totally unrepentant as Dr. Phil interviewed him. Dr. Phil: "Don't you feel terrible that your negligence caused these injuries of innocent people?" Ma...

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Dr. Phil To Host Next Trump/Cruz Debate

Funny story: Dr. Phil To Host Next Trump/Cruz Debate

America's favorite TV therapist is going to tackle the crack-up of the Donald Trump and Ted Cruz bromance. "These guys have a lot of anger they are expressing, but we really need to get to the root causes of their co-dependent mutually destructive...

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Justin Bieber Could Be Headed To Prison

Funny story: Justin Bieber Could Be Headed To Prison

NEW YORK CITY - The Federal Aviation Federation has just let it be known that they are investigating the recent incident in which Justin Bieber was alleged to have been drinking alcohol, smoking marijuana, and eating environmentally protected lobster...

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Justin Bieber's Mom Catches Him In His Room Holding His Breath

Funny story: Justin Bieber's Mom Catches Him In His Room Holding His Breath

TORONTO - The mother of Justin Bieber says that thanks to her heartless, irresponsible, and ditsy son she has aged 10 years in the past 10 months. Pattie Mallette told a reporter for a local newspaper that she has no idea what in the world happene...

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Dr. Phil Says Other States Will Soon Follow Colorado and Washington's "Marijuana Is Legal" Lead

Funny story: Dr. Phil Says Other States Will Soon Follow Colorado and Washington's "Marijuana Is Legal" Lead

TULSA, Oklahoma - Dr. Phil flew into Tulsa to visit with a man who was his barber back in his high school days. Dr. Phil said that Diego Shimshicky not only was a fantastic barber but he had the best "Glossy Magazines" of any barbershop in the cit...

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Miley Cyrus Agrees To Meet With Dr. Phil

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Agrees To Meet With Dr. Phil

NEW YORK CITY - Miley Cyrus traveled to New York to shoot a video with the Statue of Liberty as a backdrop. The young singer who seems to push the envelope on a daily basis has said privately to one of her band members that she is afraid that if s...

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Doctor Phil's son in, 'metal band.'

Funny story: Doctor Phil's son in, 'metal band.'

Doctor Phil's son Jordan has joined a metal band with which he ridicules his father. It is apparent. 'My band Philophile's first album is about Doctor Phil in general,' says the "Doctor's" son, Jordan. 'Yea I tried growing my hair out long but th...

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Kim Jong Un Threatens To Launch A Missile At Switzerland

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Threatens To Launch A Missile At Switzerland

PYONGYANG, North Korea - There is nothing that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un enjoys more than being a bully. The Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, as Vice-President Joe Biden refers to him has threatened to fire missiles at about half a dozen countries...

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Adam Lambert Says He'll Pay For Alec Baldwin To Enter A Rehab Clinic To Cure His Homophobia

Funny story: Adam Lambert Says He'll Pay For Alec Baldwin To Enter A Rehab Clinic To Cure His Homophobia

NEW YORK CITY - Well Alec Baldwin has done it again and again and again. He has verbally attacked a member of the paparazzi using gay expletives and once again the actor has had to eat crow and issue an apology or as Vice-President Biden put it, "...

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Dr. Phil: If Kanye West Doesn't Slow Down He Is Liable To Self-Destruct

Funny story: Dr. Phil: If Kanye West Doesn't Slow Down He Is Liable To Self-Destruct

SAN FRANCISCO - Dr. Phil was in Frisco visiting an old patient of his who picked himself up from the depths of depression and now is the CEO of a national insurance company. The doctor was asked by a reporter with a local newspaper what he thinks...

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Miley Cyrus Fed Up With All The Haters Announces She's Buying A Nudist Resort

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Fed Up With All The Haters Announces She's Buying A Nudist Resort

VENICE BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus talked to Ryan Seacrest and she told him that she has had enough of hate-filled people criticizing her for her fleshy bodily displays. She remarked that she plans on purchasing a nudist resort located just ou...

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Miley Cyrus' Nude Romp Is A Cry For Help Says Dr. Phil

Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Nude Romp Is A Cry For Help Says Dr. Phil

NEW YORK CITY - Dr. Phil has finally chimed in on the Miley Cyrus Traveling Circus as Barbara Walter's refers to the life and times of Miley "The Pill" Cyrus. It's no secret that Miley, 20, has gotten more publicity than President Obama's Syrian m...

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Dr. Phil States That Kim Jong Un Needs Some Major Therapy Real, Real Bad

Funny story: Dr. Phil States That Kim Jong Un Needs Some Major Therapy Real, Real Bad

CHICAGO - Dr. Phil recently appeared on The Viagra View and he told Regis Philbin that if ever there was a world-wide leader who needed therapy it is North Korea's Kim Jong Un. Dr. Phil said that the little man is totally obsessed with himself and...

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Dr. Phil Says Lindsay Lohan Is Pretty Much A Lost Cause

Funny story: Dr. Phil Says Lindsay Lohan Is Pretty Much A Lost Cause

LAS VEGAS - Dr. Phil McGraw, one of America's most famous psychologists was in Las Vegas on business, which he said amounted to basically visiting some of the money he has lost at the slot machines. He was approached by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tap...

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Runaway Bride Crystal Harris To Appear On Dr Phil Dressed Up As Daffy Duck

Funny story: Runaway Bride Crystal Harris To Appear On Dr Phil Dressed Up As Daffy Duck

Runaway bride, Crystal Harris, who almost got hitched to Hugh Hefner - 60 years her senior - is to appear on the Dr Phil show dressed up as Daffy Duck in a heartfelt bid to put a stop to certain circulating salacious rumours, and to prove that she is...

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Charlie Sheen Has A "Meltdown" On The Dr. Phil Show

Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has A "Meltdown" On The Dr. Phil Show

LOS ANGELES - Dr. Phil host of The Dr. Phil Show recently had Charlie Sheen as his special guest. Sheen showed up to the show dressed up in the uniform of the Los Angeles Lakers. When Dr. Phil asked him why he replied that he wanted to show his su...

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Big Bad Wolf - Intervention to get him into Celebrity Animal Rehab. Dr. Phil lends a hand.

Funny story: Big Bad Wolf - Intervention to get him into Celebrity Animal Rehab. Dr. Phil lends a hand.

The Big Bad Wolf of 'The Three Little Pigs' and 'Little Red Ring Hood' fame - plus stories we don't know about yet, has had an Intervention organized by his Fairy Tale family. The Mother of Little Red Riding Hood, Scarlet O'Hara, being a really caring individual in spite of the fact that she DID send her only daughter through the woods to deliver goodies to her own mam, coz she was too bloody...

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