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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Mom Catches Him In His Room Holding His Breath

Justin Bieber's Mom Catches Him In His Room Holding His Breath

TORONTO - The mother of Justin Bieber says that thanks to her heartless, irresponsible, and ditsy son she has aged 10 years in the past 10 months. Pattie Mallette told a reporter for a local newspaper that she has no idea what in the world happene...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil Says Other States Will Soon Follow Colorado and Washington's "Marijuana Is Legal" Lead

Dr. Phil Says Other States Will Soon Follow Colorado and Washington's "Marijuana Is Legal" Lead

TULSA, Oklahoma - Dr. Phil flew into Tulsa to visit with a man who was his barber back in his high school days. Dr. Phil said that Diego Shimshicky not only was a fantastic barber but he had the best "Glossy Magazines" of any barbershop in the cit...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Agrees To Meet With Dr. Phil

Miley Cyrus Agrees To Meet With Dr. Phil

NEW YORK CITY - Miley Cyrus traveled to New York to shoot a video with the Statue of Liberty as a backdrop. The young singer who seems to push the envelope on a daily basis has said privately to one of her band members that she is afraid that if s...
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Funny story: Doctor Phil's son in, 'metal band.'

Doctor Phil's son in, 'metal band.'

Doctor Phil's son Jordan has joined a metal band with which he ridicules his father. It is apparent. 'My band Philophile's first album is about Doctor Phil in general,' says the "Doctor's" son, Jordan. 'Yea I tried growing my hair out long but th...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Threatens To Launch A Missile At Switzerland

Kim Jong Un Threatens To Launch A Missile At Switzerland

PYONGYANG, North Korea - There is nothing that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un enjoys more than being a bully. The Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, as Vice-President Joe Biden refers to him has threatened to fire missiles at about half a dozen countries...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert Says He'll Pay For Alec Baldwin To Enter A Rehab Clinic To Cure His Homophobia

Adam Lambert Says He'll Pay For Alec Baldwin To Enter A Rehab Clinic To Cure His Homophobia

NEW YORK CITY - Well Alec Baldwin has done it again and again and again. He has verbally attacked a member of the paparazzi using gay expletives and once again the actor has had to eat crow and issue an apology or as Vice-President Biden put it, "...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil: If Kanye West Doesn't Slow Down He Is Liable To Self-Destruct

Dr. Phil: If Kanye West Doesn't Slow Down He Is Liable To Self-Destruct

SAN FRANCISCO - Dr. Phil was in Frisco visiting an old patient of his who picked himself up from the depths of depression and now is the CEO of a national insurance company. The doctor was asked by a reporter with a local newspaper what he thinks...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Fed Up With All The Haters Announces She's Buying A Nudist Resort

Miley Cyrus Fed Up With All The Haters Announces She's Buying A Nudist Resort

VENICE BEACH, California - Miley Cyrus talked to Ryan Seacrest and she told him that she has had enough of hate-filled people criticizing her for her fleshy bodily displays. She remarked that she plans on purchasing a nudist resort located just ou...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus' Nude Romp Is A Cry For Help Says Dr. Phil

Miley Cyrus' Nude Romp Is A Cry For Help Says Dr. Phil

NEW YORK CITY - Dr. Phil has finally chimed in on the Miley Cyrus Traveling Circus as Barbara Walter's refers to the life and times of Miley "The Pill" Cyrus. It's no secret that Miley, 20, has gotten more publicity than President Obama's Syrian m...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil States That Kim Jong Un Needs Some Major Therapy Real, Real Bad

Dr. Phil States That Kim Jong Un Needs Some Major Therapy Real, Real Bad

CHICAGO - Dr. Phil recently appeared on The Viagra View and he told Regis Philbin that if ever there was a world-wide leader who needed therapy it is North Korea's Kim Jong Un. Dr. Phil said that the little man is totally obsessed with himself and...
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Funny story: NASA Mars Team Chosen To Include Dr Phil, Lindsay Lohan, Simon, Lady GaGa and Steve Tyler

NASA Mars Team Chosen To Include Dr Phil, Lindsay Lohan, Simon, Lady GaGa and Steve Tyler

NASA has chosen the first astronaut team that will train and travel in a manned mission to Mars in 2020. They were chosen in a democratic nominating process that has many current and former NASA astronauts up in arms. The team is made up 6 people, in...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil Says Lindsay Lohan Is Pretty Much A Lost Cause

Dr. Phil Says Lindsay Lohan Is Pretty Much A Lost Cause

LAS VEGAS - Dr. Phil McGraw, one of America's most famous psychologists was in Las Vegas on business, which he said amounted to basically visiting some of the money he has lost at the slot machines. He was approached by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tap...
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Funny story: Runaway Bride Crystal Harris To Appear On Dr Phil Dressed Up As Daffy Duck

Runaway Bride Crystal Harris To Appear On Dr Phil Dressed Up As Daffy Duck

Runaway bride, Crystal Harris, who almost got hitched to Hugh Hefner - 60 years her senior - is to appear on the Dr Phil show dressed up as Daffy Duck in a heartfelt bid to put a stop to certain circulating salacious rumours, and to prove that she is...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has A "Meltdown" On The Dr. Phil Show

Charlie Sheen Has A "Meltdown" On The Dr. Phil Show

LOS ANGELES - Dr. Phil host of The Dr. Phil Show recently had Charlie Sheen as his special guest. Sheen showed up to the show dressed up in the uniform of the Los Angeles Lakers. When Dr. Phil asked him why he replied that he wanted to show his su...
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Funny story: Big Bad Wolf - Intervention to get him into Celebrity Animal Rehab. Dr. Phil lends a hand.

Big Bad Wolf - Intervention to get him into Celebrity Animal Rehab. Dr. Phil lends a hand.

The Big Bad Wolf of 'The Three Little Pigs' and 'Little Red Ring Hood' fame - plus stories we don't know about yet, has had an Intervention organized by his Fairy Tale family. The Mother of Little Red Riding Hood, Scarlet O'Hara, being a really caring individual in spite of the fact that she DID send her only daughter through the woods to deliver goodies to her own mam, coz she was too bloody...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil Claims Slapping Someone is Acceptable Behavior

Dr. Phil Claims Slapping Someone is Acceptable Behavior

Dr. Phil McGraw, known for his sometimes unorthodox approach to human interactions, has just come out with a new pamphlet that he is touting as a breakthrough in dealing with what he calls the "spoiled brat syndrome." The pamphlet is entitled "Sl...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil Warns Christina Aguilera Not To Go Skydiving

Dr. Phil Warns Christina Aguilera Not To Go Skydiving

LOS ANGELES - Talk show advice therapist, Dr. Phil has reportedly sent Christina Aguilera a text message to please not go skydiving. The doctor who was made famous by Oprah Winfrey expressed concern that the way Ms. Aguilera's luck has been runnin...
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Funny story: Dr. Phil Tells Chelsea Clinton: Little Girl You Just Wasted $4 Million of Your Dad and Mom's Money!

Dr. Phil Tells Chelsea Clinton: Little Girl You Just Wasted $4 Million of Your Dad and Mom's Money!

DURANGO, Colorado - Dr. Phil was in Durango attending a convention at the Durango Convention Center and Cosmetology College. He was addressing The Officially Licensed Marriage Counselors and Marital Therapists of Colorado. Dr. Phil McGraw, whic...
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