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Daft Blair suggested a Hutton Report-style whitewash to NewsCorpse hacking boss

Funny story: Daft Blair suggested a Hutton Report-style whitewash to NewsCorpse hacking boss

London, UK - Jurors in the Rebekah Brooks and Andy Coulson phone hacking trial heard today how ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair played a blinder with a tried and trusted remedy in the form of a semi-official, Hutton Report-style whitewash. "It work...

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Dr David Kelly: It's come to this - 'Death Squads' in Great Britain!

Funny story: Dr David Kelly: It's come to this - 'Death Squads' in Great Britain!

Harrowdown Hill, The Valley of Death Police Area: Nothing to hide? Nothing to fear? Why seventy years secrecy? No fingerprints on the knife, blister packs of tablets, opened water bottle, specs, watch and mobile phone found with the body of Dr K...

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Investigation into the investigation of Dr. David Kelly's murder announced

Funny story: Investigation into the investigation of Dr. David Kelly's murder announced

[Press Office, Number 10] The government today denied making a U-turn with regard the investigation of the brutal murder and body dumping of Dr. David Kelly, a nuclear weapons specialist and part-time Santa Claus at Debenhams. Announcing today th...

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Carole Caplin denies Blair shagging 'slurs'

Funny story: Carole Caplin denies Blair shagging 'slurs'

London - A High Court hearing has seen Daily Smearer hacks defend their rants that the lifestyle 'guru' was shagging PM Blair. A libel judge heard today how Carole Caplin's top-graded security pass to No 10 was withdrawn by police amid concerns sh...

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Royal Freak Hospital withheld Dr David Kelly psychiatric files

Funny story: Royal Freak Hospital withheld Dr David Kelly psychiatric files

London - (Catheters): Was anti-paranoia medication regularly administered to UN WMD inspectors such as Dr David Kelly in the run up to the Iraq war? "It wasn't the weapons search team that was barking," Royal Freak Hospital Professor of Hallucino...

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Fears of a Dr David Kelly-style postmortem cover-up as MI6 spook's body found in holdall

Funny story: Fears of a Dr David Kelly-style postmortem cover-up as MI6 spook's body found in holdall

London - (Anna Chapman News): Murdered in his bath and then 'stufffed inside a large sports bag' is how police have described it. This morning the Pimlico flat of a dead MI6 officier was under tight wraps amid fears of a potential Establishment co...

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'Textbook cover-up' says pathologst in Dr David Kelly psychodrama

Funny story: 'Textbook cover-up' says pathologst in Dr David Kelly psychodrama

London - (Cadavers): The clinician in charge of sexing up Dr David Kelly's autopsy findings says it's all been a whitewash. Royal Freak Hospital pathologist Prof Hawley H Crippen told reporters today the ex-KGB turncoat was on a government shit li...

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Dr David Kelly 'was KGB colonel son of Prince Philip'

Funny story: Dr David Kelly 'was KGB colonel son of Prince Philip'

London - (Fishy Tales): A dead letter drop inside the Worshipful Company of Fishmongers' Red Snappa & Papa Ratzi flagship store may have lead to Kelly's outing, intelligence sources have warned. The former UN WMD inspector was under covert su...

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Hammer & Sickle crop circle appears on Dr David Kelly death spot

Funny story: Hammer & Sickle crop circle appears on Dr David Kelly death spot

Oxfordshire - (Cereal Killer News): The 200ft diameter crop circle sprang up overnight in a barley field abutting Harrowdown Hill. The intricate design features the old USSR logo and the trademark crossed fingers talisman of the Soviet Union's for...

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Has anyone here seen Kelly?

Funny story: Has anyone here seen Kelly?

The man who is said to have told the BBC about the 'sexed-up' summary about the situation in Iraq before the War, Dr Kelly, was under the impression that he was killed when, in fact, he committed suicide. Or this is the Official Version. What rea...

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When Jeremy Paxman Met Jonathan Evans of MI5

Funny story: When Jeremy Paxman Met Jonathan Evans of MI5

In a special broadcast tonight, we have invited Jonathan Evans, Director General of MI5, to respond to increasing pressure from senior doctors, lawyers, pathologists and indeed the general public for a new inquest and a full enquiry to be opened on the 'suicide' of Dr David Kelly along with full disclosure of Dr Kelly's autopsy report (which has never been made public and is not legally allowed to...

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Blair's Diabolical Liberty Medal for covering up WMD inspector's heroin addiction

Funny story: Blair's Diabolical Liberty Medal for covering up WMD inspector's heroin addiction

London - (WMD Mess): Feckless IRA-fellating tosser Tony Blair is to be honored with the USA's most prestigeous medal for blatant corruption. Terror accomplice Bill Clinton is to personally present him with the Diabolical Liberty Medal in September...

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Dr David Kelly 'went to meet his dealer', bumped into David Cameron!

Funny story: Dr David Kelly 'went to meet his dealer', bumped into David Cameron!

London - (Illuminati Mess): Secret analysis of mobile phone records has thrown up a shocker in the latest unravelling of the Iraq WMD weapons inspector's 2003 mystery death. Apparently Mossad sources had been bugging the MoD scientist's link to lo...

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Dead WMD inspector Dr David Kelly's death gag 'to protect Prince Philip'

Funny story: Dead WMD inspector Dr David Kelly's death gag 'to protect Prince Philip'

London - (Illuminati Mess): Was he really Prince Philip's smack addict bastard son? And is that why his mysterious 'suicide' death has now been covered up until at least 2080? This weekend Metropolitan Police sources are hopping mad at Lord Hutton...

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Lawyers take on 'suicided' WMD doc fantasy

Funny story: Lawyers take on 'suicided' WMD doc fantasy

London - (Gotcha!): "Not as bleedin obvious as finding 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi hanging under Blackfriars Bridge, of course," a Serious Fraud Orifice source said today. "But stumbling on Dr David Kelly's 'suicided' body on Harrowdown Hill must...

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Hutton Deja Vu

Funny story: Hutton Deja Vu

Dr Kevin Delly, the man named as the source for the Sun newspaper's article supposedly detailing the findings of the Hutton Inquiry into the death of Dr David Kelly, has been found dead just seven minutes after being exposed. The report by Lord Hu...

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