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Illegal Downloader Sentenced To Death By Cheryl Cole

The owner of a fruit and veg stall in Leighton Buzzard market has today been sentenced to death by Cheryl Cole after being found guilty of illegally downloading her new album Messy Little Raindrops online. The male offender, who can't be named for...

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World plunges into 'Illegal Downloading' crisis

Funny story: World plunges into 'Illegal Downloading' crisis

20 October 2009, WASHINGTON D.C. - After the subprime mortgage crisis following the bursting of the housing bubble, credit crunch and the consequent banking crisis which has resulted in economic slowdown all over the world, a fresh crisis has hit the...

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Pirate Bay pirates raid US ship

Funny story: Pirate Bay pirates raid US ship

In Somalia, pirate geeks from the Pirate Bay company have stormed an American oil ship, demanding access to all their videos, MP3 files and other media. Traditional booty-seeking pirates have troubled the Indian Ocean around East Africa for many...

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Piratebay Pirates Sent to Pirate Jail for Being Pirates and Tax Evasion

Funny story: Piratebay Pirates Sent to Pirate Jail for Being Pirates and Tax Evasion

The dying art of Piracy took another blow today as a website owned, run and championing the ways of Pirates were sent to Pirate Jail today. Captain Will Hardcastle and Yeoman Jake "Redbeard" Willingstaff had run the website in what they described...

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Somali renegades behind Pirate Bay crude downloading fiasco

Funny story: Somali renegades behind Pirate Bay crude downloading fiasco

Gulf of Aden - (Captain Pugwash Mess) Renegade Somali tanker highjackers have been blamed for illicit crude oil downloadings in the notorious waters of Pirate Bay. The North African gangs have claimed to be helping millions by siphoning off Saudi...

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Agadoo breaks into the download charts - gets critical acclaim

Funny story: Agadoo breaks into the download charts - gets critical acclaim

Black Lace hit Agadoo has been re-released to surprise critical acclaim. Although the song is remembered as an embarrassing party tune in the same vein as the Birdy Song by older people, youngsters are seeing it as a fresh new sound. A review of...

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Hardware Downloads Now Possible

Funny story: Hardware Downloads Now Possible

A company in Hertfordshire has sparked a bidding war by announcing that it has solved the problem of hardware downloads. Using their new technology it is possible to buy hardware such as computers and TV sets on their website, which are then downloa...

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Download Speeds set to soar

Funny story: Download Speeds set to soar

Virgin Media is set to unleash a remarkable breakthrough in internet speeds. Currently they are marketing their fifty megabit broadband, but waiting in the wings is the next generation broadband that will make fifty megabit look like twenty-eight kil...

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Is Music Killing Diabetics?

Funny story: Is Music Killing Diabetics?

Sacherine, California - "Sugar, Sugar" the classic 1969 number-one hit single by fictional characters The Archies, has been implicated in the death of 573 diabetics worldwide. The song has been pulled from air play by radio DJs and likewise pulled fr...

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Download-only songs now being sold in record shops

Funny story: Download-only songs now being sold in record shops

A download-only song from American rapper Bledd E Noize is being sold openly in shops across London, it was revealed today. The song, "Killing me softly with his Uzi ", despite being released in an exclusive MP3, download-only format, is now being...

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Internet service providers to target LEGAL downloads

Funny story: Internet service providers to target LEGAL downloads

Following on from the recent decision by internet service providers to target illegal file sharing, they will now also be targeting internet users who legally download files. Industry spokeswoman, Virginia Tiskally, said: "We can understand the...

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Internet downloads "are slower when you watch them" - scientists

Funny story: Internet downloads "are slower when you watch them" - scientists

An international panel of scientists have reported that Internet download speeds are slower when you watch the files being downloaded. The conclusion comes after an 18 month report costing over $5 million.

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